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GF. Happens all the damn time OC by: DaColonel. sum All 100%: Hey babe, I' m not wearing any underwear wants sexy sexting time miimii) I want to tease her and s

Happens all the damn time

OC by: DaColonel

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sum All 100%:
Hey babe, I' m not
wearing any underwear
wants sexy sexting
time
miimii)
I want to tease her
and sound sexy
t? ( doing so
I know exactly
what to say
Messages an
Hey babe, I' m not
wearing any underwear
5 seconds after
30 seconds after
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#14 - MarlaSinger
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> gf starts sexting me   
> "Oh I'm so wet right now *rubs self* i want you''   
> think sexting/cybering is funny as **** but decide to play along for her sake   
>send back ''*inserts penis*"   
> ****    
> i forgot we're lesbians.
> gf starts sexting me
> "Oh I'm so wet right now *rubs self* i want you''
> think sexting/cybering is funny as **** but decide to play along for her sake
>send back ''*inserts penis*"
> ****
> i forgot we're lesbians.
#17 to #14 - iamphoenix
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#18 to #17 - MarlaSinger
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#19 to #18 - iamphoenix
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I meant this.
#20 to #19 - MarlaSinger
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#32 to #20 - cloukora
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I love you Emma
I love you Emma
#208 to #14 - bloodflame
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#33 to #14 - cloukora
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>Wishes I could be a  Lesbian
>Wishes I could be a Lesbian
#34 to #14 - jackcee **User deleted account**
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User avatar #57 to #34 - runtz
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>be falling at a speed of about 9 meters per second
>see girl texting girlfriend
>I'm going to fall on girl
>****
>Then I realize I'm rain
>Keep falling

#58 - iloverapingmen
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**** happened to me once:
Girlfriend: I'm so wet right now <3 <3
Me: yuh me 2
#60 to #58 - alemmen
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#147 - tippidyt
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I know that feel, bro..
Feelsbadman.jpeg
#193 to #147 - thatsmevictory
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Lost it... just lost it.
#185 to #147 - quickster
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Funnier then OC tbqh...
Funnier then OC tbqh...
#38 - BeaverBalls
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<OP
User avatar #44 to #38 - DaColonel [OP]
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lol, that actually was funny

-OP
#71 - mummer
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Wait a minuet....I DON'T HAVE A GF!!
#73 to #71 - noobhax
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Check   
   
mate
Check

mate
#77 to #71 - holycrapimacupcake
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WHO THE **** DID I JUST TEXT?!
#83 to #77 - mummer
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WHO THE **** TEXTED ME!?
#84 to #83 - imfromyoutube **User deleted account**
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#90 to #84 - walkingdisaster
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BUT THEN I REALIZED MY WIFE'S BEEN DEAD FOR SIX YEARS!

WHO THE HELL DID I HIT?!!?


#29 - barricader
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User avatar #78 to #29 - holycrapimacupcake
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The ****?
#81 to #29 - anon id: 7d8203e9
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User avatar #36 to #29 - janderp
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Nice comment, I hope someday I would be someone like you
User avatar #49 to #29 - theminiturk
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wat
User avatar #35 to #29 - ferrettamer
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I see this and I think of hacking in Fallout
User avatar #30 to #29 - RandomAnonGuy
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...Yes. I agree with every point and argument you just made. You have successfully proven gods existence. Well done!
#101 - xxdigitalxx
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**xxdigitalxx rolls 5** will ponys take over the world?
#136 to #101 - dynamitecrib
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User avatar #141 to #101 - shaunosullivan
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**shaunosullivan rolls 5**

Should i start a butthurt thread?
User avatar #163 to #101 - gtk
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**gtk rolls 4** Magic eight ball, is the cactus thats stuck in my but going to hurt coming out?
User avatar #176 to #101 - droopface
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**droopface rolls 0**
User avatar #179 to #101 - MotherFuckingTobi
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******************* rolls 7** should i kill myself?
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#156 to #101 - pattymanceasarx
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oh magic 8 ball, will I ever get maaaarried? *roll 1*
User avatar #158 to #156 - pattymanceasarx
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what the actual ****. *roll 1*
User avatar #159 to #158 - pattymanceasarx
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someone ******* roll for me so I see if I get married. *roll 1*
User avatar #167 to #159 - pattymanceasarx
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**pattymanceasarx rolls 2** please work
#168 to #167 - pattymanceasarx
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Funnyjunk is trolling me
#111 to #101 - hmficjustinbieber
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greatest post of all time
greatest post of all time
User avatar #128 to #101 - thelebaron
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**thelebaron rolls 4** will I get away with the pre-meditated murder i just committed?
User avatar #144 to #101 - shallowloqi
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**shallowloqi rolls 3** Should I play Mass effect 2, crackdown 2, then fap?

User avatar #145 to #144 - shallowloqi
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**shallowloqi rolls 2** Is that your final answer?
User avatar #146 to #145 - shallowloqi
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**shallowloqi rolls 8** Is that your final answer?
User avatar #149 to #146 - shallowloqi
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Got it.
User avatar #150 to #149 - shallowloqi
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**shallowloqi rolls 2** You completely sure?
User avatar #152 to #150 - shallowloqi
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**shallowloqi rolls 9** You completely sure?
#153 to #152 - shallowloqi
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#155 to #101 - memescomefromb
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**memescomefromb rolls 2**   
Should i keep looking for the Jack Daniels?
**memescomefromb rolls 2**
Should i keep looking for the Jack Daniels?
#157 to #155 - memescomefromb
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**memescomefromb rolls 9**
**** you, just tell me. Should i keep looking for the Jack???
#162 to #157 - memescomefromb
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**memescomefromb rolls 7**
Oh my god i hate you so much.
User avatar #126 to #101 - randomnickname
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**randomnickname rolls 3** is OP a fag?
User avatar #171 to #101 - freemanareso
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**freemanareso rolls 8** Oh magic 8 ball, do I have swag?
#173 to #171 - freemanareso
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User avatar #110 to #101 - xxkosukexx
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**xxkosukexx rolls 7** will andy pick me?
#108 to #101 - anon id: 734c778f
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*roll1*
#103 to #101 - xxdigitalxx
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#104 to #103 - xxdigitalxx
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#184 to #101 - cheesycrackers
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#181 to #101 - anon id: 2afb7f03
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**anonymous rolls 6** will i get with Hannah and will we be together for a long time?
User avatar #127 to #101 - randomdunder
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**randomdunder rolls 2** If I reply to this reply by rolling 2...will I get dubs?
User avatar #129 to #127 - randomdunder
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**randomdunder rolls 2** will i get dubs if i roll 2?
User avatar #131 to #129 - randomdunder
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**randomdunder rolls 80** **** you i'm rolling 2 HEY THERE DUBS
#64 - cheyennecookie
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>dates a girl for about four months
>never did anything more than kissing
>she comes over to stay the night
>laying in bed, start messing around
>Get undressed
>start doing it
>I realize there is a penis in me
>I want a new girlfriend
#67 to #64 - pitythefool
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>yfw
User avatar #8 - yologdog
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"OMG IM SO SRRY!

Seriously that was my doushbag friend."

After that you should text a good friend of yours who owes you one to take a fall for you. Not the coolest thing to do but it will save your ass and you can pay him back later.


#53 - kneegur
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wat she said to him
#80 to #53 - ishitincups
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