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Choose wisely, I'm stuck with either the poke-ball, or the death note, or the portal gun.

Portal Gun
You can create portals on any solid, flat, unmoving
surface. Leg braces to prevent freefall injuries are
included.
Elder Wand
You have the magic ability to use it, But you can only use
the spells named or shown in the books and
movies.
Lightsaber
You can have any make and model you desire and the reflexes
and ability to use it more than pruriently. However, you do
not possess the powers of the force apart from those
necessary to use the Blade.
The one Ring
You can use it without having to worry about Sauron or his
minions; they don' t exist. You (and anyone who comes into
contact with the ring) ill be corrupted by it, though. It is
and you can' t be heard while you are wearing it.
A Deathnote
Shinigami not included. All of the rules that apply to it in the
mama as well as the mime series apply. It can be forfeit and
lost, but your memories of it will not be erased.
Green Lantern Power Ring
You have all of the powers that come with it, though it
needs to be charged every 24 hours in the lantern.
The Everlasting Gobstopper
You can suck it and suck it, and it never gets any smaller!
The Red Pill
When you consume it you awaken in the real world where
robots have taken over. You are The one while you are
jacked in, but you are not Neo. Instead, you are one of the
predecessors who never saves the world and is a slave to
the machines. You can do whatever you want with being
The One, except liberate humanity. You have to anjack for
exercise and nourishment in the real world, and are
subject to the tear of robots Hing you on the outside.
Cursed Pirate Medallion
Congratulations; you are immortal. But you cannot enjoy
food, drink, or sex. There is no chest to return it to.
Pokeball
You have one Pokeball with any Pokemon you desire
inside. It will always obey you, but you must train it from
level 1.
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#9 - abceabce (02/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Lightsaber becuase then I could kill you and take all the other stuff.
#6 - falgabird (02/28/2012) [-]
Bitch Please *wishes for all but the medallion, the pill, and the rings*
User avatar #1 - patriotprideboy (02/28/2012) [-]
Lightsaber.
#20 - smeissisafagisafag (06/14/2012) [-]
Pokeball, pick azureus the creator of the world, use its powers for world domination, Profit?
User avatar #16 - zarallyn ONLINE (02/28/2012) [-]
Portal gun, lightsaber or the lantern ring
User avatar #12 - stevenosullivan (02/28/2012) [-]
no saiyan powers? :(
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User avatar #8 - zytherman (02/28/2012) [-]
Pokeball or portal gun.

Only problem with pokeball is that as soon as I pick a pokemon i would think of a better pokemon i should of picked >.>


User avatar #7 - deadmash (02/28/2012) [+] (3 replies)
As much as I would love to get one, my government will take it away from me for their own doing. If I had to choose one it would be the portal. I would say pokeball, but without other pokemon in the world it wouldn't level up from 1.
User avatar #4 - findtheanswer (02/28/2012) [-]
Lantern ring, hell yes.
User avatar #3 - Akwardweirdo (02/28/2012) [-]
i'm stuck between poke ball portal gun and green lantern ring
User avatar #2 - DemonMatt (02/28/2012) [-]
If I pick the Portal Gun, can I be followed by anyone else?
User avatar #5 - johnnyfurious (02/28/2012) [-]
Death Note because Light Yagami is awesome.
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