The Convict. I always except friend requests :3 Old joke I turned into a comic.. The convict we new a man make out at mean. were he was Kent he 15 Hears... WWII
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The Convict

I always except friend requests :3
Old joke I turned into a comic.

The convict
we new a man make out at
mean. were he was Kent he
15 Hears...
WWII tatt “ml “IE Iitt ******* a WIRES
in “Ell, he HES hill] tta a Ella“, and ttchtt "
lathe BEE. "B then gatts Mt tog tta , and “
Mr LIBBI.
Then he has uh. and was we the bathroom. While
he' s in there the husband save to the wire:
Listen, this guy' s an escape convict, whee
probably been entail for a long time and
hasn' t been with a woman in years. Did
you see the way he kissed your neck? He' s
likely dangerous so whatever happens,
just do what he says no matter how
disgusting or gross you find him. Be
strong honey I love you.
To which she realms:
Oh, he didn' t kiss my neck, he whispered in my
ear that he was gay. He asked me if there was
any vaseline, and I told him it was in the
bathroom. Be strong honey I love you tee.
problem?
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Submitted: 02/26/2012
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User avatar #34 - dinokillerdude (02/27/2012) [+] (6 replies)
If he was gay...and the first thing he is going to do once is escaping is rape a guy...why did he leave prison?
#112 - likeamoss (02/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
i think we all know what happened next........
i think we all know what happened next........
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User avatar #102 - RoyalNightmare (02/27/2012) [+] (5 replies)
So....why did the convict need to be black again?
User avatar #104 to #102 - squeebels (02/27/2012) [-]
,because crime is for black people.
#155 - scarydino (02/27/2012) [-]
what actually happened
what actually happened
#31 - darktoucan (02/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
uhhhhhh
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#157 - pandak (02/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#2 - grimmwaters ONLINE (02/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#192 - mr skeltal (02/27/2012) [-]
How I feel on FJ
#168 - piptime (02/27/2012) [-]
Nope. Specifically says "kisses her neck".
#109 - youdiefast (02/27/2012) [+] (3 replies)
#43 - robogandalf (02/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
OH GOD RUN
#96 - uppercasename (02/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#153 - saturnine (02/27/2012) [-]
Black guys face when, he comes back with the Vaseline.
Black guys face when, he comes back with the Vaseline.
User avatar #162 - neoncookie (02/27/2012) [-]
Any coincidence the convict is black ?
#130 - mantisinmypantis (02/27/2012) [-]
"Mmmm you gotta purdy face boy."
"Mmmm you gotta purdy face boy."
#106 - antagonizer (02/27/2012) [-]
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