Mac user

the average mac user spends 0 hours playing games per year

This is how I see it:

-People who spend 50 hours a year troubleshooting are either beginners with computers or total dumbfucks.
-Probably around 80% of the american population own a PC, since macs are more expensive
-Larger population own a PC, therefor more chances of dumbfucks/noobs owning one
-I'm ready to bet that 70% of the people who own macs are Medium-high class College/University students, professionals who need one in their line of work or hipsters, and those 3 categories are usually pretty competent with computers.

Whoever posted that status probably does sucks1000 dicks a year.

only because the mac users just buy a new one whenever anything goes wrong -.-

Not this "Mac Vs. PC" shit again, you people are almost worst then the guys fighting over which game console is best, grow up.



inb4 over 9000 red thumbs.

PC: Can do anything PC-related, waay cheaper than mac and easy to customize, both softwware and hardware wise

Mac: Can be used as an expensive type-writer for hipsters as they sip their double-choc decaf java faggot niggerchino at starbucks

I'm just gonna leave it here

76% of all mac users spend 6 hours monthly making up statistics for their arguments.
the computer scientist Serge Abiteboul once even said:
"mac users are most likely to google the name of a random expert and type a statement they never said in the form of a quote".

one of the most stupid discussions in the world
they are just computers pick one and buy it
whats the big deal?

1.buy mac book
2. give it to a girl
3.????????
4.blowjobs
.....i knew i was doing it wrong.

my windows broke... now my house is fucking cold :(

That means that on average the Mac User sucks a penis for 3.2 hours a day. I need to get my girlfriend a Macbook...

I love how mac users always have wonderful stories to tell :

-> We bought a Mac to my grandma today. She instantly knew how to use it andit took only 3.2 secs to start. Strippers were dancing all around us, and a double rainbow appeared.

However, we installed windows on another computer, it took 3 days, it killed my grandpa, and the wallpaper is a picture of Hitler and his dogs and we can't change it.

Seriously. Macs have the same problem as Pcs (viruses and shit), except in most cases you can't repair it yourself + it's expansive only because it is "good-looking" when it seriously has nothing more than a PC.

I never had any problems with my pc

Mac troubleshooting and why it only takes 5 hours a year:

"Why doesn't it work?"
"You're on a Mac"
"Ohhhhh"

The whole mac vs pc thing is ridiculous now, who gives a fuck if someone buys a mac or a pc? Get over it.

Buy what you want and is best for you and what you prefer, and then use your time for something productive instead of complaining about other computers.

In a valiant attempt to diffuse the incoming shitstorm, I give you a strange, funny gif.

Compare hours of gaming spent on either system.

Windows may break sometimes, but at least it fucking works when it isn't broken.