Jokes So Bad They're Funny
Whatis green and has wheels?
Grass (I lied about the wheels)
Why did the men key fall out ofthe tree?
It was dead
Who' s there?
An interrupting cow
2 blondes walk inter building-. yeu’ d thinking would have seen it
I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday, but I couldn' t find
2 elephants walk off a cliff.., BOC) lall.
So there are these 2 muffins in an e'en.
The/ re both sitting, just getting baked.
And ene ofthem yells "God Damn, it' s hot in here?’
And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffing"
in a tank
1 says to the other 'How do you drive this thing?'
An Alsatian went to a telegram office, took out a blankfrog and
wrote, "Woof, Woof. Woof. Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof"
The clerk examined the papering the dog: "There are
only nine words here. You could send another' Woof' for the same
But," the dog replied, "That would make no sense at ''
Why ca n' t Steven drive a ca r?
Because Steven is a rock
What do you call a boomerang that doesn' t Come back?
What' strewn and sticky?
Why did the girl fall off the swings?
She had arms
Why did the boy fall off the swings?
Because he got hit bya fridge
AND MY FAVOR RITE
What do You call a black man airplane?
A pilot you racist basturds