sonic team

>Be pink paint minding my own fucking business.
>Some ass puts me on a hedgehog.
>Sticks cock on me and slides into hedgehogs mouth.
> Little girl walks in and is forced to dress up like rouge..
>Proceeds to get raped
>Me and hedgehog like wtf.
>They talk about each others cocks.

>MFW

>be some faggot's cock
>dude starts slamming me into some hedgehog's mouth
>try to apologize about the faggot but I'm a cock so I can't talk
>dude starts fucking the poor thing harder
>some bitch comes in
>fag runs at her and dresses her up like rogue
>wat
>he starts raping her
>I cum inside her three times
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>she compliments me and he compliments her back
>I'd show you my face but it would be flagged

>Be on funnyjunk
>tell story In this format
>realise this ain't 4chan
>mfw I am embaressed

>be a ceiling light
>this guy comes in with a pink painted hedgehog
>starts fucking it
>his little sister walks in
>he grabs her dresses her up and proceeds to rape her
>mother fucker cums three times
>little sister is on the ground crying
>fucking says "A-anon you h-have a big cock."
>fucktard says "you too"
>mfw watching all this happen

> be a cock
> can't control what that crazy ass bitch puts me in
> suddenly find myself inside a hedgehog
> "nigga wtf this shit ain't right meng"
> he can't hear me because i am a penis and am incapable of speech
> suddenly his sister walks in
> rape
> she has a dick too
> "seriously man this is totally frowned upon let's get the fuck out"
> dumbass still can't hear me
> this is why human penises around the world are plotting to grow mouths and detach from our host bodies, beginning our own superior race

>Be Rouge costume minding my own fucking business
>some nigger puts me on this bitch
>it's his little sister
>he holds her down and rapes her
>cums 3 times
>fuck you nigger I was fucking clean you cock
>bitch mumbles about the nigger's huge cock
>nigger says "you too"
>Mr. Bean drinking something with a weird face
>lolwut

>just a door minding my own fucking business
>aww shit, faggots approaching me again
>sees a hedgehog outside
>opens me, i see him pick up the little ass shit and then come inside (slaming me like a dick head)
>watch as he paints the little fucker pink
>why the fuck is the little shit pink
>watch as he rapes pink pointy in the mouth
>see his sister walk into his room
>he chases her down, dresses her up as a shitty cartoon character, then rapes her
>they start complimenting each other's cocks
>why the fuck hasn't this house been burnt down yet?
MFW

>be some guy's cock
>chilling in his pants
>minding my own business
>guy grabs me
>forced out of pants into some pink hedgehog's mouth
>the spikes hurt like shit
>get pulled out then put into some little girl
>vomit three times
>little girl tells me im huge
>mfw

>be dad
>sees son pick up a hedgehog
>sends his sister to go tell him to put it back
>wife is on the floor doing the dinosaur
>mfw i need about tree fiddy

> wake up
> suddenly get slammed into a pink hedgehog's mouth
> get slammed in harder
> see a little girl i remember from many times before
> i am now getting shoved into her
> puke 3 times
> she is on the ground crying
> she says to anon that i am huge
> anon says "you too"

>be a guy's neighbor
>See him walk into house with hedgehog and paint
>Hear screaming from next door
>Guy and sister talking about penis sizes
>Decide not to call the cops as i am currently fapping outside their window

MFW random boner when reading this.