goddamn canadians

Poor Scott, He always been a dick. For all his life he has been known as the " Dick " Of Canada. But last summer.... Oh golly. Well last summer, he got radiation poisoning in Ottawa and turned into a giant dick. No one ever talks to poor old Scott now....

Screw you buddy

Well I'm not your buddy, pal!

I'm not you pal, friend

I'm not your friend, guy

"AY! YOU GUYS KEEP IT DOWN ABOOT HERE, IM TRYIN TO SLEEP!"

Hey, guys. What's going on over here?

Oh my why who is tha.. ITS SCOTT!!! RUN!!!

I am vary good at dealing with dicks named Scott.....

but then he was caught in a nuclear accident in ottawa and now hes a giant dick

**mattbeee rolls 35**

after seeing this comment look at #35

Fuck you, i would download a bear if i could

ooo rah

I won a donut :)

**MaxTheCow rolls 52**

TOYOTA CAMRY

:c play again

**arfifteen rolls 33**

**arfifteen rolls 53**

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**creechie rolls 42**

funnyjunk rrroll up the rim to win:
1-20: Win something from Tim Hortons (coffee, donut, etc.)
dubs (besides 99-00): $100 gift card
21-25: Panasonic Digital Camera
26-29: Tent & camping gear
30-31: TV
99-00: Toyota Camry
anything else: roll again

**highrollerman rolls 11**

does that mean i won??

$100 gift card for you

**darkdragonswrath rolls 75**

**darkdragonswrath rolls 09**

**funkydino rolls 60**

**funkydino rolls 92**

**xbananus rolls 34** come on, last roll

**xbananus rolls 41** Oh for fuck sake

**xbananus rolls 64**

**xbananus rolls 36**

**xbananus rolls 56**

**symus rolls 56** I got 99 problems, but a Toyota ain't one

**symus rolls 96** shit... re-roll

**symus rolls 93** last chance!

**funkydino rolls 44**

YAAAAAAAAY

**kmansclone rolls 18**

**capheaped rolls 95**

**capheaped rolls 07**

**hospitable rolls 12**

oh yea, after 3 rolls, stop (or until you win, whatever comes first)

**psychoassassin rolls 86**

**psychoassassin rolls 80**

**psychoassassin rolls 17**

for anyone looking at this, I posted a better version, please thumb it up so people can see
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pic...

**plzmom rolls 457** what did i win?

**plzmom rolls 35** how about now?

**plzmom rolls 725** aww i have to roll again!!!!

Why thank you.
You're awesome yourself.

You may have lied, but your teeth look like a picket fence...

you mean like this?

Yeah Spongebob, sure, I'll be back with your prize...

About witch part.

I was gonna thumb, and then i realized it was in my favorites from 7 months ago...

YEAH WELL

Roll up the rim is on. :3

Favorite time of the year :D

hey how aboot we go back to my igloo eh? grab a six pack and watch the hockey game eh? ne vous inquiétez pas, je suis canadien ainsi :D

oui, a true canadian speaks franglais :P

lol Well there are those Canadians, then there are the 90% of Ontarians (not sure what the other provinces are like) who bitch about having to learn French for nine years, then wish they paid more attention later on in life.

I'm an Ontarian :|

YEEE HAWWW FROM ALBERTA.


Fuck french...









Im sorry for using such vulgar speech, I dont know what has come over me. Im really sorry aboot all of that rudeness, and would like to find a way to repay you, Please, Have intercourse with my sister.

I'm from Friendly Manitoba! Seriously, that's on our license plates.

i live in manitoba too a bit north of winnipeg
teulon

**niggergigger rolls 48**

just why eh?

Do you people have this too?

Unfortunately, no.
But we have these. :P

no, sadly. but we have poutine!

I thought everywhere had bagged milk as an option.

Me too but apparently a lot of people don't even know that milk can be bagged.

England now has milk in a bag.

No we aren't. My friends are complete dumbasses when playing CoD. They say the shit like "I fucked your mom" and "you're such a pussy" and stuff

i call those assholes american immigrants... not canadians. canadians are nice and tolerate these assholes even though they give us a bad name. P.S i love being canadian

canada is just awesome that way. we are well know for our peacekeeping efforts...

this thread is starting to look like "An Canadian Carol"

gotta love them. i have one like that too, and she's a teacher too lol

best. fucking. comic. ever.

Woohoo, shitty Candian beer and a sport for toothless Newfies.

On behalf of my country I apologize for the anger you have been experiencing over our superior alcoholic beverages and sports.

But you were insufferably rude about the fact, so in turn, I would like to call your mother a Sloot. Have a nice day.

He cant handle the superiority of our country and the pinnacle of beer creation preformed by us, so he out lashes in jealousy. Im sure its just a phase!

Lol.....who cares if the AC is higher.....canadian piss water is canadian piss water, now don't get me wrong...most American beer is shitty too. Irish>Belgian>German>Everyone.

SO MUCH YES

Canada, Fuck Yea

And da Monoreans

Tactic that went unused.

DAMN DUTCHMEN!