Einstein is Awesome. . At: a prestigious social party, Marylin Monroe noticed that Einstein was there. in her sensual voice she spoke with the ones around her:  Einstein is Awesome At: a prestigious social party Marylin Monroe noticed that was there in her sensual voice she spoke with the ones around her:
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At: a prestigious
social party, Marylin
Monroe noticed that
Einstein was there.
in her sensual voice
she spoke with the
ones around her:
Imagine if me and
Einstein had a baby,
could be perfect,
beatiful like me and
smart like him"
Few minutes later,
Einstein was in the
chit and chat, when
someone approached
him and told him
what Mrs. Monroe
just said about having
babies together.
Then he replied:
What if it turns out
opposite, ugly like me
and dumb like her..."
...
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User avatar #17 - dragonstew
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"The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never really trust their validity."
-Abraham Lincoln
User avatar #49 to #17 - fosforgasxiii
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It's not known if it's true or not, but the quote spreaded from a website wich isn't known for it's credibility, so probably fake.
User avatar #229 to #49 - xXthabeastXx
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... Are you ******* stupid?
User avatar #339 to #229 - fosforgasxiii
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For all crarity, I was talking about the Einstein-thing.
#283 to #229 - carnivoreapples
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#251 to #49 - CanadaTacos
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I don't even...
I don't even...
#248 to #17 - fenfire
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#331 to #248 - TheSoviet
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#31 to #17 - fluffyzor
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"Bitches ain't nothing but tricks and hoes"

-Gandhi
#36 to #31 - NinjaFriedBacon
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User avatar #25 to #17 - wopwop
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''The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never really tell if they have been posted too many times before.''
-OP
User avatar #26 to #25 - thepinkestofthepie
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"The problem with quotes on the internet is that I'm a faggot."
-OP
User avatar #40 to #26 - waffies
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"The problem with quotes on the internet is that i tend to have a dick in my mouth and each hand, so i cant type or say them right!"
-OP
User avatar #90 to #40 - dlerp
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"****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** ****** "
- 4chan
User avatar #109 to #90 - hudo
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''The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never really BLARHAGARHHGARH"
User avatar #168 to #109 - thebelldombeliever
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"YOLO."
-George Washington
User avatar #289 to #168 - funkydino
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"BLRAHRBLDEAGHBLARH"
- Nigel Thornberry
User avatar #319 to #289 - sjhftw
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"I'm a Faggot"
-OP
#149 to #90 - tie
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^^^^^^
#64 - impo **User deleted account**
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#65 to #64 - impo **User deleted account**
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Just want to share this with you all.

#83 to #65 - tippidyt
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******* Asswipe-who-bitches-about-every-goddamn Repost?
- I'm gonna name my first born that!
#300 to #65 - concentratedjuice
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#163 to #65 - qazaibomb
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who is that?
who is that?
User avatar #121 - tokazakime
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There are 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 particles in the universe that we can observe.
Your momma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
#190 to #121 - huntinguy
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User avatar #154 to #121 - roadhous
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no , im the best, im the snoopdog of science
#129 to #121 - brianhart **User deleted account**
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#135 to #121 - theflyingpineapple
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You wanna bring the heat with the mushroom clouds your making,
I'm about to bake raps from scratch like Carl Sagan.
User avatar #139 to #135 - tokazakime
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And while it's true that my work is based on you,

I'm a super computer, you're like a TI-82 ooh.

LOL
User avatar #170 to #139 - wrought
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EPIC THREADS OF HISTORY
User avatar #134 to #121 - abaraxus
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EPIC RAPBATTTOHITORAAy
#4 - whiiterussian
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Marylin Monroe had an IQ of 168 (Confirmed)   
Einstein had an IQ of 160 (Estimated)   
Einstein turned down having sex with Marylin Monroe   
O­P is a fa­g   
Also, this is a repos­t
Marylin Monroe had an IQ of 168 (Confirmed)
Einstein had an IQ of 160 (Estimated)
Einstein turned down having sex with Marylin Monroe
O­P is a fa­g
Also, this is a repos­t
User avatar #9 to #4 - felttipwizard
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Which proves what exactly?
#19 to #4 - anon id: cd149c0c
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Iq does not measure intelligence
Take a person with 200 IQ and put him in a room. So let's say this person with 200 IQ does not know how to play the piano, do you expect him to be able to play Bach's Toccatta and Fugue in D minor instanly, by just looking at the music sheet? I think not. Do you expect him to learn any faster than a person with 100 IQ? A lot of people would say yes to this questio, but it really depends on whichever one knows the strategy to improve. The person with 100 IQ might be able to play 20 other instruments excellently, and is considered a prodigy since he's only 15, but, given the IQ test, he doesn't know much about words or math or history, and therefore got a low score on it. This 15 year old kid isn't considered an idiot or average, he would be a lot faster in picking up the notes, since he can most likely play by ear, while the 200 IQ man does nothing with his life.
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User avatar #28 to #19 - Fatboybadboy
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I doubt very much he would play toccata and fugue in d minor on a piano as it is an organ piece.
User avatar #21 to #19 - whiiterussian
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Iq represents raw intelligence: ability to find patterns, solve complex problems and learn new skills
Iq DOES NOT show acquired skills or knowledge
User avatar #269 to #4 - adrianking
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It's just a number. Doesn't mean ****.

Hell, I tested a 175 IQ, and I'm a goddamn idiot most of the time.
#44 to #4 - jedic
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I'll just leave this here.
User avatar #15 to #4 - foopah
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Where was her IQ confirmed? ******** SHE WAS JUST AVERAGE AND KNOWN FOR HER LOOKS AND SMILE
#6 to #4 - dickbuttmcgee
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>Estimated

Pyschologyfag here, Intelligence tests don't work like that.
User avatar #7 to #6 - whiiterussian
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Any Intelligence Test is just an estimate. Intelligence can't accurately be quantified because the definition is highly ambiguous.
User avatar #18 to #7 - runtz
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>Test is estimate
>Whales have invisible ears
>Quantum mechanics involves chance
>Chance can be turned into the word Change by one letter
>Whales changed and now have invisible/intangible ears
>Einstein was the smarterest
>Logic'd
User avatar #20 to #18 - whiiterussian
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>Your colon is full of ****
>Your colon is part of you
>You are full of ****
You're right, faulty logic is fun
#27 to #20 - anon id: 4d79711a
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I like faulty logic too!

ATMs = Money Machines. Time = Money. .*. ATMs = Time Machines.
User avatar #347 to #20 - runtz
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>Take stupid logic serious
>Thumb down
>proceed to reply with faulty logic
>me sitting on an elephant
>elephant turns into rocket
>I fly rocket to mars
>Accomplished more than you in 1 day than you have in your whole life
#11 to #6 - anon id: 73f0b34e
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Michael Cera
User avatar #8 to #6 - whiiterussian
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The point is he didn't take an IQ test but the estimate is still as accurate as a test
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#35 - yofutofu
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the problem with quotes on the internet is, 9 times out of ten they are fake
Barrack Obama
#172 - monotuei
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#193 to #172 - anon id: e4d0bdb0
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Because people don't live forever.. Duh?

(FJ is laggy as **** today..)
#255 to #172 - confetti
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<- And I'm a Christian...
#216 to #172 - solidone
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Good Job FJ. -65 thumbs. Let's go to 100!
Good Job FJ. -65 thumbs. Let's go to 100!
#239 to #172 - rupturedfarms
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#174 to #172 - dausmsb **User deleted account**
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#334 to #174 - monotuei
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Looks like people take things on the internet too harshly.
Anyways, i don't mind the red tumbs, but i've deleted the comment to not make more people rage.
#204 to #172 - thatsmyfetish
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User avatar #176 to #172 - holycrapimacupcake
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Because no one can beat death.
#189 to #176 - anon id: 0bdae6d0
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#197 to #172 - gergen
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I do believe you are stupid, sir.
#201 to #172 - herblegerble
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Your retardedness level.
User avatar #195 to #172 - bossdelainternet
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gee i dunno, maybe because he was born in 1879?
#183 to #172 - solidone
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FJ Community vs You.   
   
Leave
FJ Community vs You.

Leave
User avatar #173 to #172 - wrought
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Because smart people don't live forever...
Neither do dumb people...
Or any people...
#175 to #172 - xander
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#178 to #175 - neoexdeath
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Jesus Christ, you can't just keep flipping atheists the bird!
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#207 to #172 - fried
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I wish i could see the ******* comment.
#268 to #207 - handclapbrowncrap
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You can, by clicking 'show'....
You can, by clicking 'show'....
#188 to #172 - Harrier
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User avatar #213 to #172 - garrettjacobsen
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Because he grew to be 80 - 90 and ******* died?
#177 to #172 - BLEWAH
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because everything simply ******* dies eventually.
#192 to #177 - xander
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#148 - moneybag
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<-- the baby
User avatar #92 - AlbertEinstein
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heh
#160 - Harrier
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