Is this the 3rd reich?

it's beautiful

Oh, you

dubs thumbs

**baditch rolls 56**

T'was too late, my time had come,
Sent a bullet into my head, finger was aching all
the time
Goodbye, my children, I've got to go,
Got to leave you all behind and face the jews
Evaaaaa oooh,
I didn't want to die,
I sometimes wish Stalin had never been born at all

(Guitar solo)

I see a little silhouetto of death,
I killed the jews! killed the jews!!
Will you take me to my god now?

Gas chambers and fighting, very much delighting,
me!
I killed millions, I killed millions
I killed millions, I killed millions
of the unfit and unworthy - 'Twas Magnifico

I was just a nazi, No school accepted me
-He was just a nazi boy, not let into acadamy-
Take me away from this monstrosity!
It was easy oh, easy oh, come on now and let me go!
-Bismilah! No, I will not let you go-
-(Don't let him go!) Believers! No! I will not let him go-
-(Don't let him go!) Believers! I will not let him go-
(Let me go)
-IWill not let you go-
(Let me go)(Never) Never let you go
(Let me go) Never let you go (Let me go) Ah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh my god, Oh god, Oh god, please let me go
I haveve put a devil put aside for you, for you,
for yooooooooooooooooouuu!

So you think you can stop me 'cause you think I'm evil?!?!
So you think you can curse me and leave me to a devil?!?!
Oh, God, can't do this to me, God,
I'm gonna get out, I'm gonna get right outta
there!

(Guitar solo)

It doesn't really matter, 'cause anyone can see,
I left the world in tatters,
It was always the devil, and me...

Any way the world goes...

Awesome

I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY

If i'm not back again this time tomorrow, carry on! Carry on

AS IF I HAD KILLED ALL JEWS

NOT MEEEEEEE

This is a tale explaining the manner in which
My way of life was rotated along a Y axis until it reached a position roughly 180 degrees from that which it started
If I could have 60 seconds of your time, simply place your posterior in the selected location
And I will relate to you the details of how I was made the male monarch of the district of the City of Los Angeles, California commonly referred to as Bel-Air (coordinates 34.08333 -118.44778)

In the western region of the "City of Brotherly Love" known as Philadelphia my mother expelled me from her womb and indeed that is also where I spent my childhood in my mother's care
The majority of my time was spent in a recreational area containing such diversions as a jungle gym, swing set, sand box, etc.
I was typically at the height of leisure while frequently at a temperature slightly below what might be considered standard room temperature
Outside of my educational institution I was engaging in a game of basketball with some of my friends
When a couple of gentlemen who seemed to be of the disposition to cause a great deal of mischief
Began causing a great deal of chaos and disharmony in the area in which I lived
I was involved in one rather small bout of fisticuffs after which my mother became concerned for my general safety and well-being
And she informed me that I would be moving in with her sister and her sister's husband in the previously mentioned community of Bel-Air

I implored my mother to relent approximately 24-48 hours ago
Yet she gathered my belongings in a somewhat flat, rectangular shaped piece of luggage and expelled me from her presence
She placed her lips upon my cheek in an affectionate manner and handed me a pre-purchased pass for public transportation
I placed the headphones for my personal music system into my ears and verbalized the idea that I may as well impact this situation with my foot

Traveling in the highest available level of comfort, this is indeed an unfortunate situation (although I make this statement with some irony)
Consuming the juices obtained by the squeezing of the fruit of a Citrus sinensis from a piece of glass stemware commonly reserved for the sipping of sparkling wine originating from the Champagne region of France
I pause to wonder if this is indeed how the residents of the admittedly upper-class neighborhood of Bel-Air commonly live
Indeed I find this situation may be rather to my enjoyment

I puckered my lips and exhaled forcefully to produce a shrill note in order to gain the attention of a taxicab driver and as the driver approached
I observed his California vanity plate which in place of the traditional jumble of alpha-numeric characters, used only the letters F, R, E, S, and H, spelling out the word "fresh" and from his rearview mirror dangled a pair of oversized, fur-covered cubes decorated to look like the six-sided dice commonly used in gambling and board games
In such a situation I could have made a statement about the unusualness of this particular taxicab to the point of it being nearly unique
Instead I cogitatively decided against it and instead informed the driver that he should deliver me to what was to become my new home in the community of Bel-Air

We pulled up to a large domicile sometime between the hours of 7 and 8 o'clock
And in a loud tone of voice I informed the cab driver that at some undetermined point in the future I would again detect his odor through my sense of olfaction
I gazed about the region of land that I was destined to rule, reflecting on my arrival
Where I would claim my rightful place upon the throne, from which I would govern the community of Bel-Air as monarch

This is why i love funnyjunk.

Well thank you. It's by reading random stuff like this that keep my grades up. Random knowledge that I can swing around during a presentation sure helps. Have a thumb! :D

The problem wasn't attacking the USSR, the problem was attacking it alone, with less troops and in the middle of the winter. This all happened because he had to help Mussolini who attacked Greece and got slaughtered. Even though in has been tried MANY times no one seems to understand that attacking Russia in the winter is a dead sentence. Also not having reinforcements from Franco didn't help.

The USA wouldnt have fought the Germans had it not been for Japan.

The Germans were dug in to Europe. Once they declared war on USSR they lost most of their troops in The Battle of Stalingrad, and they didn't have the resources or manpower to keep the war going, thus the allies got their foothold.

The United States did get France, yes, But the western front was largely a combined effort by the allied forces. The USSR winning that battle was the major turning point in the war.

This is all coming from my Canadian perspective.

The only battle I know of in the war that we take as our own win was The Battle of Vimy Ridge. Britain couldn't take the place, nor could France after multiple attempts.

It isn't as important on the grand scale as it sounds. We lost 10,000 troops, the germans 70,000 ish.

The Russians lost 25 million civilians and soldiers fighting the Germans. The US lost under half a million. I think that speaks for itself if we're discussing who can take most credit for defeating the nazis.

It's ignorant Americans like you that make me feel bad for my country.

Because I'm american, and at least I know that the U.S. won the Pacific war, not the European (front?) war.

who in the world told you I'm american?

making a little confusion about a history fact = ignorant.

wow. brilliant.

wow. one little history mistake and now a shitstorm of red thumbs.

caught in a landslide,no escape from reality