New Apple Product

there's an app for that

YYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

o-o now everyone will want an ipad after they get an icame...GENIUS

I see what you did there...

Don't you mean "iSee what you did there"?

I see what you did there lol

icarly?

iFuckCarly

AGAIN you made the same mistake

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

win!

I would totally buy it ;)

thanks guyz for the thumbs up (:

omg win!!!!

Ikr?!?

Every time....

is anyone else god damn tired of people repeating comments, i mean reposting is one thing and i can deal with it but reposted comments just piss me off.

My bad. I didn't realize I was supposed to sit here and read through very single comment. Douche.

iTouch(ed) her vag with my tounge

fo realz?

The amount of semen you can shoot out have nothing to do with the size of your penis

I mean if you expect a girl to want to have your semen all over her then you better have a big cock because a big cock is what the porn business wants or even expects.

Because you only get that shit in porn.

wait a girl watching porn..? this is a new era!

Girls wouldn't tell you but we do watch porn.

I hope, what if I'm just saying this and girls like WTF I don't watch it.
It would be a bit of a shit one.

wierd... so whats ur favourite?

Really? You want to have this conversation?

I am so not telling you man.

well, at least you're not an ugly ass bitch.. oh wait..

Look, I am really sorry that you come on here look at the picture read other peoples conversation and the only thing you have to do is call a teenage girl an ugly ass bitch. And just by this most people here can tell you don't get laid and are probably ugly and need to take that out on people on the internet because that is the place people don't know who you are or what you're like. So you feel you can say fuck all to anybody. Fair enough.

Just don't take it out on me, I take things way to far.

there's this great new invention, its called a 'comma'. it looks like this ','..
try using it

I did use it, you silly fucker.
If that is the only thing you have to say, then I guess that says it all.

what do you mean 'says it all'? me no comprende

Because of all the shit I said the only thing you commented on was fucking commas.

Shows me your a dick who can give it but can't take it.
Your just a little bitch.

So... he's not gay? Surely this is a good thing.

And I noticed your "big talk" a few comments back, I'm sure you can take things ridiculously too far, I mean we are in the interwebs here so surely there are no limits to your awesome power.

Other than that, well done, this "other" guy seems like an arse.

GRAMMAR NAZI.
You are a motherfucking grammar nazi.

is that good or bad? i can never remember..

redtube.com or go on googke and type in "big dicks"

or pornhub or bluetube.

I don't have many girls as friends...

i do. they watch it too lol. i wander how many guys read this got a boner?

I don't, I have 3, the rest are just guys. I didn't really wonder but during this I got 6 requests.

spoken like someone with a small penis

I'm just pointing out the facts, and the ones who accuses other for having small penises are usually the ones who lacks size.

no thats the guy making excuses

Wow, have you come out of the closet yet?
You're sitting arguing over the internet about a guys penis size...

You have a computer in the kitchen?

I do actually, and I'm not lying, it's a mac.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I was joking... and yeah sure what ever floats your boat.

Silly nerd
you don't need a stove to make sammiches.

I wouldn't consider me as a woman, fuck if not wanting cum all over my body makes me typical? I am typical.

confused person is confused

Hahahahahaha "bondage gear" LMAO xD

its called pre-ejaculation

WIN.

*Baa-Bum-Kush!*

bad pun five!

It's *facepalm* not 'facepalm'
If you're going to troll, do it right.

do you all remember that long thread of
return of the *facepalm*??

Yeah, we should redo that on this guy.

fap.to on your mobile..... =]

its not the greatest... i cant find anything better for free though

i have yet to find anything else on my mobile... kinda saddens meh. =/