Twilight. This girl knows her stuff... 23 minutes age . Like q - 23 minutes age . Like Stephenie Meyer is an incoherent wannabe author whe tried much we hard he
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Twilight

This girl knows her stuff..

23 minutes age . Like
q - 23 minutes age . Like
Stephenie Meyer is an incoherent wannabe author
whe tried much we hard he create a fictional tale that mid relate m
teens +. She ruined the reputation of vampires by _ Arning them int:
sparkling Fairies. Vampires do net SPARKLE in sunlight, they die, They
dent have super powers, they just suck peoples blood, There is NO
such thing as a 'vegetarian" vampire, because they are humpable of
feeling human and have no other motivation then m kill
HUMANS. when exposed m presses, they' re weakened. when
exposed be GARLIC, they are repelled. In the first twilight movie,
Edward eats a slice Sibella' s pizza, This isn' t possible Fer two
reasons. I; THERE IS GARLIC UN PIZZA, and 2; their bodies cannot
digest human fbid because everything inside ofthem is dead,
BECAUSE everything inside them is dead, they are incapable of
impregnating a human. Sperm is living, therefore that is not possible,
Jellyvampire, halffroman babies do net exist. and even f they did,
they wpuld Feast en bleed and then die at an adult age. blot Feast en
bleed, and suddenly step crewing when they reach a certain age.
can' t read each ethers minds, they simply turn intp
dogs, and they mest definitely cannot freeze their age
while waiting Fer a 2 year old girl m be old enough m date. In
r: contusion, Jacey is a ********* and The Count" Frpm sesame street
is more of a vampire than eduardo will ever be,
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User avatar #1366 - kanatana (03/26/2014) [-]
This is still one of my favorite posts ever, OP.
#1365 - anonymous (11/26/2013) [-]
she knows her stuff
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User avatar #1429 - sbach (04/24/2012) [-]
It's called Fiction. And if I can recall correctly, vampires originally were fictional characters.
Stephanie Meyer was being creative, God forbid a new, fresh idea comes out once in a while.
ps. Never read the books, never watched the movies, just respecting an author who was lucky enough to have her idea published and made into a movie.
#1428 - Fishass (03/13/2012) [-]
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#1421 - alkatres (02/28/2012) [-]
TLDR
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#1418 - anonymous (02/26/2012) [-]
ugh that long explaination is from Mr.Repzion's newest video on youtube.... people need to be more creative
#1409 - anonymous (02/23/2012) [-]
[big][big]I love you thank you for pointing that out your not the only one !
#1395 - youwillneverkno (02/23/2012) [-]
OK of you hate some thing dont bash others because they like it and dont bash it just to hurt them, talking crap about what they like IS NOT going to make them hate it now because you do!!!! I LOVE HARRY POTTER!!! AND I LOVE TWILIGHT!!!! YES PEOPLE CAN LIKE BOTH OMG!!!!! I think this whole twilght .v. harry potter is freakin dumb grow up!
User avatar #1390 - elf (02/23/2012) [-]
Obviously this chick didn't watch interview with a vampire....most of what she was saying is agreeable but there is certainly flawed logic also
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User avatar #1391 to #1389 - elf (02/23/2012) [-]
**elf rolls 9** just replace the 5...i think this should work
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User avatar #1394 to #1393 - elf (02/23/2012) [-]
Im a DarkELF...to be specific....but I've been known to have magical powers....
#1386 - orgasammm (02/23/2012) [-]
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User avatar #1378 - swagg (02/23/2012) [-]
Her entire argument is how Meyer misinterprets characteristics of a fictional creature. That's the best way to win.
#1377 - autocrazy (02/23/2012) [-]
**autocrazy rolls 65** I'm feeling lucky.
**autocrazy rolls 65** I'm feeling lucky.
User avatar #1387 to #1377 - elf (02/23/2012) [-]
**elf rolls 00**
User avatar #1388 to #1387 - elf (02/23/2012) [-]
and thats how its done ladies and gents.
User avatar #1374 - pandadontgiveashxt (02/23/2012) [-]
Well, she made her point. But she is raging.

Twilight & Harry Potter are just BOOKS/MOVIES. No reason to freak.
#1373 - anonymous (02/23/2012) [-]
Epic... Wait for it...






WIN!!
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