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Twilight

This girl knows her stuff..

23 minutes age . Like
q - 23 minutes age . Like
Stephenie Meyer is an incoherent wannabe author
whe tried much we hard he create a fictional tale that mid relate m
teens +. She ruined the reputation of vampires by _ Arning them int:
sparkling Fairies. Vampires do net SPARKLE in sunlight, they die, They
dent have super powers, they just suck peoples blood, There is NO
such thing as a 'vegetarian" vampire, because they are humpable of
feeling human and have no other motivation then m kill
HUMANS. when exposed m presses, they' re weakened. when
exposed be GARLIC, they are repelled. In the first twilight movie,
Edward eats a slice Sibella' s pizza, This isn' t possible Fer two
reasons. I; THERE IS GARLIC UN PIZZA, and 2; their bodies cannot
digest human fbid because everything inside ofthem is dead,
BECAUSE everything inside them is dead, they are incapable of
impregnating a human. Sperm is living, therefore that is not possible,
Jellyvampire, halffroman babies do net exist. and even f they did,
they wpuld Feast en bleed and then die at an adult age. blot Feast en
bleed, and suddenly step crewing when they reach a certain age.
can' t read each ethers minds, they simply turn intp
dogs, and they mest definitely cannot freeze their age
while waiting Fer a 2 year old girl m be old enough m date. In
r: contusion, Jacey is a pedophile and The Count" Frpm sesame street
is more of a vampire than eduardo will ever be,
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#37 - shadowrated (02/22/2012) [+] (7 replies)
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#33 - shadowrated (02/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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That awkward moment while filming
#26 - banditowolf (02/22/2012) [+] (9 replies)
Nosferatu. Now THAT is a ******* vampire.
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#439 - huldar (02/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Vampires don't suck, they scrape and lick
#645 - muute (02/23/2012) [+] (4 replies)
To everyone calling Twilight gay, stfu!

... as a gay person, I'm offended that you're associating us with that garbage!
User avatar #25 - luismamontes (02/22/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Neither of them are correct. Vampires do not exist in the first place.
#722 - yuukoku (02/23/2012) [-]
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#162 - jellyman (02/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
we all know that harry potter is better than twilight?

can't we just leave it like that and stop debating?
#136 - sosyourmom (02/22/2012) [+] (3 replies)
<- how the movie should have ended
#719 - eyepatchman (02/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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#332 - hauntzor (02/22/2012) [+] (4 replies)
>Mfw Potterfags get mad at me when I tell them I'm still on the sixth book so I'm obviously not a "true fan"


It's not my fault that I'm a slow reader.
#950 - 4chan refugee (02/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
god i have been waiting to use this!
#743 - mordecaifliesagain (02/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Just wanted to say that half human/half vampires do exist.
#768 - analyticanarchist (02/23/2012) [+] (3 replies)
EXCUSE ME i'm a **** MOTHERING VAMPIRE. i killed ALOT of people to get this title and i deserve to be addressed as such
#268 - tardistraveler (02/22/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Vampires don't have super powers? LOL
if we're going by the original books and movies
"Dracula, Nosferatu and Bram Stoker's Dracula"
here are some powers
Transformation (Bats, Smoke, Wolves, those are justa few)
Telepathy
Creating Illusions
Creating Familiars (Subordinate Servants, sometimes human, sometimes vampire)

adding that to the basics (Strength, speed, immortality) and you would have to be completely ignorant to say that vampires have no powers

#616 - 4chan refugee (02/23/2012) [-]
My mom was bitten while pregnant. She died of the bite after she birthed me. I inherited all of their strengths, and none of their weaknesses.


TEAM BLADE mother ****** !
#1130 - nicosquitemad (02/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I love this post, but she disregards the seductive mindset of the classical vampire D: Dracula and shiz!
Proper vampire romances do exist, I mean just watch the ORIGINAL version of let the right one in! (Not the american remake)

Twilight is nothing but a fanfic gone horribly wrong, with the vocabulary of a math teacher.
User avatar #16 - Dropkicksxxx (02/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I wish I could see the next post :(
#888 - refart (02/23/2012) [-]
this is how it goes down
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