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DUI like a boss

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Submitted: 02/22/2012
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#482 - masterenclave (02/28/2012) [-]
**masterenclave rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at 2012 Old Spice comp ** amazing
#481 - anonymous (02/23/2012) [-]
Yes, because drinking outside, publicly, isn't illegal.
#475 - tacomeat ONLINE (02/23/2012) [-]
yea because drinking and driving is a great idea
#474 - WilfordBrimly (02/23/2012) [-]
**WilfordBrimly rolled a random image posted in comment #2200272 at FJ Pony Thread **
User avatar #473 - kumiiho (02/23/2012) [-]
This might be crazy enough to potato.
#470 - judaskiss (02/23/2012) [-]
**judaskiss rolled a random image posted in comment #2299741 at FJ Pony Thread **
#468 - kneegur (02/23/2012) [-]
opfw
#462 - larsasandbeck (02/23/2012) [-]
haha you spelt officer wrong (offier)
#461 - lort (02/23/2012) [-]
>drinking alcohol   
>red eyes   
   
Really shows you how much OP knows.
>drinking alcohol
>red eyes

Really shows you how much OP knows.
#463 to #461 - blinkstftk (02/23/2012) [-]
Alcohol metabolism causes the body to heat up. Body compensates by dilating blood vessels near the surface. Blood vessels in eyes dilate, making them look "bloodshot".

User avatar #467 to #463 - lort (02/23/2012) [-]
It can cause slight blood dilation, making your face or body features slightly more red. This mostly applies to the cheeks of your face, I have never heard of a case where someones eyes become bloodshot.
#459 - caldubya (02/23/2012) [-]
**caldubya rolled a random image posted in comment #2162239 at FJ Pony Thread ** the cops face while he still arrests you
#455 - anonymous (02/23/2012) [-]
and then he want you to make an breathalyser test ...
and then he want you to make an breathalyser test ...
#454 - boobsviolator (02/23/2012) [-]
believe it or not, getting drunk in my country is legal.. somehow the cops don't give a fuck if you're High or intoxicated ! they just pass by..
believe it or not, getting drunk in my country is legal.. somehow the cops don't give a fuck if you're High or intoxicated ! they just pass by..
#456 to #454 - kuchen (02/23/2012) [-]
But I dont believe its legal to drive while you are drunk.
User avatar #458 to #456 - boobsviolator (02/23/2012) [-]
Oh no no, it's totaly legal in every possible aspect you can think off.. it's like there is no law ! I drive drunk every week-end and never worry about getting arrested, Hell every guy I know does that !
Ps : I live in Morocco.. The Lawless country
#465 to #458 - kuchen (02/23/2012) [-]
But alcohol is very rare in Marocco and not much people drink alcohol at all. But I am happy its forbidden here to drive drunken.
User avatar #466 to #465 - boobsviolator (02/23/2012) [-]
it is sold in every super market, it's kinda sad :/
#469 to #466 - kuchen (02/23/2012) [-]
Depends on where you live then i guess ;-)
#450 - anonymous (02/23/2012) [-]
#449 - anonymous (02/23/2012) [-]
works in finland... i have actually seen that happen in here
#442 - covervoltage (02/23/2012) [-]
**covervoltage rolled a random image posted in comment #62 at You Don't Say?! **

This will happen if you try the vodka trick.....
#439 - darodaredevil (02/23/2012) [-]
the same story happened to dude i know lol
#438 - twatmissile (02/23/2012) [-]
it was still open container though........... like a boss
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