nice try using nitroglycerin haha
For those who don't know wtf nitroglycerin is, it is an explosive chemical and is used to make explosives

If you don't believe me, read this (from wikipedia):
Nitroglycerin (NG), also known as nitroglycerine, trinitroglycerin, trinitroglycerine, 1,2,3-trinitroxypropane and glyceryl trinitrate, is a heavy, colorless, oily, explosive liquid produced by nitrating glycerol. Chemically, the substance is an organic nitrate compound rather than a nitro compound, but the traditional name is often retained. Since the 1860s, nitroglycerin has been used as an active ingredient in the manufacture of explosives, mostly dynamite, and as such it is employed in the construction, demolition, and mining industries. Similarly, since the 1880s, it has been used by the military as an active ingredient, and a gelatinizer for nitrocellulose, in some solid propellants, such as Cordite and Ballistite.

seems legit

completely.

dear lord, don't spread this around. this can kill somebody. the crystals, yeah can put you into a coma mustard gas whatever but this shit is like a dry ice bomb. you'll lose your arms if you do this.

On 4chan someone posted "Mix bleach and ammonia to make crystals".
Someone tried it and thats how they found out it makes mustard gas.

True. But thanks to experience without trying to make crystals, I found out without the internet that Bleach and Ammonia made mustard gas! I tested this out by taking small flies and putting them in a jar and filling the bottom with this bleach/ammonia combo. They died 5 seconds after contact! No crystals were made.

Because of that, I keep bleach in a separate room

what the fuck am i reading

I bullshitted the entire thing up XD

Here. Have a legit NON LETHAL tip