Fictitious Fred

He wants to get away from him, not be charged with murder.

I fucking love you man.

What did he say?

He said "or throw it at him lol"

**TheGanjaTurtle rolls 3** heres a 3 bro

I'd like some chains and a machete, please.

close enough?

Not a repost but asdf.

Epic asdf thread is epic.

DIE POTATO!

You sir get a thumb and a comment for posting and asdf film gif

Nokia was probably just the first phone he found on google...

(I still found your comment amusing and thu'umd up.

He meant use it as a weapon dumbass
I keed

WELL FUCK YOU!!

Funnier than the actual post.

I thought he was going to throw it at him actually.

No, that would of been likely to cause a earthquake if he threw it at the guy.

**nottatguy rolls 53**

Bad quality man, let me help you out.

**joemeister rolls 81** what a great success!

**windson rolls 93**

NOT DUBS

What I hate is when people use it for "straw man" arguments.

It goes something like this:
1: OP talking to person in comic.
2: Person makes this face and states an opinion that FJ disagrees with like "I think pokemon and skyrim suck lol 9gag ftw".
3: OP bravely vanquishes the monster trying to defy everything that FJ loves.
4: OP gets thumbs.

Of course, none of this ever happened. OP's FW:

Because that would've killed the whole city.

I read it in their voices.

bumbles bounce!!!

because he'd be dead.

i was going to say that, you're fucked