I know, right. What a loser.

Not to mention that I'M ONLY 19! Also, I'm studying Psychology. That said, having a Psych degree is just a stepping stone to being unemployed with a really expensive piece of paper that you can't sell.

Wait, sorry...

I keep forgetting I had a birthday about three months ago. I'm 20. Change anything?

aw maaan. I was thinking hmm hes really funny and cute. I'm 23 and feel like a pedophile now.

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lol.

You just succeeded in making me feel young.

Now where's that Are You A Wizard pic?

I dont know but..

Fat and balding, shit dude. You'll never get to feel that tight teen pussy, maybe you'll have luck with someone in their late 40's.

and maybe you judgesibelius will get lucky with that rat that's been gnawing at your cardboard box tonight, better hope it doesn't rain or you might get wet though.

Awww shiiiit dude, mad comeback. Now seriously, look at him. 20 you say?

mmnmm, i would have said early thirties minimum, but hey...you can't really change how you look extensively, and he seems cool enough.

You know, you're totally right.

I'm targetting the wrong demographic. Thanks for the help, friend. I'll message you whenever I need advice.

You sure didn't win the genetic lottery. Seriously balding at age of 20? Man, that must suck.

My guess is you are very insecure about yourself?

Do you know that baldness stems from an excess of testosterone in the body, so basically being a baldy means you're more of a man.

Yeah.

Get your facts straight.