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#16 - dealtorfer (02/22/2012) [-]
I make references to weaponry, ancient or new. I wear bullet-proof vests for no apparent reason. other than to create a false sense of importance of which I could never retain on my own. I like to create a buffer memory of incredulity So y'all 						*************					 could never get near to me. I'm a cartoon character. You'll never be able to be like me! (me me) I like women. I like women. I like the concept of a woman. I like to take that concept and reduce it to an object. I like to take those objects and put 'em in my videos. Have them shake they jiggly bits so they looks like hoes. I like to take some car polish, smear it all over they asses and buff that 						****					 out so it looks like fresh peaches and 						****					. I like to take some more of that car polish and smear it all over they tits and buff that 						****					 out so it looks all sparkly, like diamond necklaces and 						****					. Why? Cuz I'm a lady's man. a lady's man. a la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-lady's man. I'm a materialist. I'm a materialist. I'll take a. 						*************					 car and I'll lower the 						************					; Put some 18-inch rims on the 						************					; Take some neon, put it underneath the 						************					 so when I roll around this town it looks like a hover (hover hover) I like to take a flat-panel display monitor, put one on the steering column, one inside of the glovebox, one on top of the dashboard, two in back of the headrests, one mounted in the ceiling, two still in the 						*************					 packaging, on the back seat so when my 						*************					 friends go and sit on the 						****					 and break it (word?) I can honestly say: I. Just. Don't. Give. A. 						****					.
I make references to weaponry, ancient or new. I wear bullet-proof vests for no apparent reason. other than to create a false sense of importance of which I could never retain on my own. I like to create a buffer memory of incredulity So y'all ************* could never get near to me. I'm a cartoon character. You'll never be able to be like me! (me me) I like women. I like women. I like the concept of a woman. I like to take that concept and reduce it to an object. I like to take those objects and put 'em in my videos. Have them shake they jiggly bits so they looks like hoes. I like to take some car polish, smear it all over they asses and buff that **** out so it looks like fresh peaches and **** . I like to take some more of that car polish and smear it all over they tits and buff that **** out so it looks all sparkly, like diamond necklaces and **** . Why? Cuz I'm a lady's man. a lady's man. a la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-lady's man. I'm a materialist. I'm a materialist. I'll take a. ************* car and I'll lower the ************ ; Put some 18-inch rims on the ************ ; Take some neon, put it underneath the ************ so when I roll around this town it looks like a hover (hover hover) I like to take a flat-panel display monitor, put one on the steering column, one inside of the glovebox, one on top of the dashboard, two in back of the headrests, one mounted in the ceiling, two still in the ************* packaging, on the back seat so when my ************* friends go and sit on the **** and break it (word?) I can honestly say: I. Just. Don't. Give. A. **** .
#27 to #16 - illutvar (02/23/2012) [-]
didnt read it!
#22 to #16 - DoctorWaffless (02/23/2012) [-]
my friends and I have a group on facebook called "Where My Gerunds At?"
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