You did this... admit it

Never did this, cause i'm afraid of motherfucking birds. they are pretty badass and when i was 2 years old a cock attacked me at a farm, cause i said "look mom, thats a parrot".

you came to the wrong neighborhood

what if it was one of these badass fuckers

Fixed.

My MS Paint skills are off the charts.

Just remember that payback is a bitch.

<---what happened after

ugh. i went to paris last summer and i was chasing some birds, just for the lulz, and then this stupid woman, obviously american (she wasn't fat she just had the accent) fucking yells at me "hey you! stop chasing those birds!! what did those birds ever do to you??!?!" and then she turns to her husband "why do they keep chasing the birds?? :((( why??" and then i looked at her. and sat down on the nearest bench because i was embarrassed about getting scolded by a complete stranger. and then this other woman, also american, yelled at me from about 3 meters away. "hey! if you want to chase a damn bird, chase a damn bird!" so i smiled and i continued chasing birds.

Nazi pigeon demands an explanation for your shenanigans.

**zombiesfearme rolled a random image posted in comment #84 at That 70s Show Then/Now ** birds face when he sees guy comming

I would just sneak around stealthily and try to touch them. When I finally succeeded it was such a great accomplishment

It came back with friends.

Scaring them away is boring... I always sneak up the pigeons and try to kick them. Guess I'm a bad person.