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France wtf man?

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Submitted: 02/21/2012
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#32 - iarefurry (02/22/2012) [+] (3 replies)
At least they make good music
At least they make good music
#197 - foke (02/22/2012) [+] (4 replies)
At least we're not the most hated country in the world
#29 - sargintob (02/22/2012) [+] (3 replies)
#24 - herecomesjohnny (02/21/2012) [+] (16 replies)
give your country independance? build your statue of liberty? write the first declaration of human rights? invent the contemporary concept of democracy? make a wicked nutella crepe? create moving pictures? Spread universal suffrage across the world? Existentialism? Solipsism and the cogito ergo sum? Invent soap? The best cuisine in the world? Literature? Invent the bulk of the european art movements such as dadaism and expressionism? Winning 109 out of 168 major wars?

French and proud, ************
#204 - 4chan refugee (02/22/2012) [-]
<- Never won a war? Tell that to this guy. It's not as if the U.S. wouldn't have surrendered if they were completely overrun.
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#235 - kjpuffin (02/22/2012) [-]
Do I need to say more?
#181 - starrk (02/22/2012) [-]
I hear they make lovely bread.
#86 - mirai (02/22/2012) [-]
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#106 - 4chan refugee (02/22/2012) [-]
They can be the reason America is independent...
#77 - xodios (02/22/2012) [+] (6 replies)
&lt;-- Her.
<-- Her.
User avatar #238 - nuclearcomedy (02/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Since 387 BC, France has fought 168 major wars against such badasses as the Roman Empire, the British Army and the Turkish forces. Their track record isn't too shabby, either: They've won 109, lost 49 and drawn (or as close as you can "draw" a war) 10 times. Professional boxers have been crowned world champions on ******** records than that.
And while it is true that France surrendered to Germany relatively early in WWII, that was only because they hadn't picked themselves up after WWI yet. And WWI (despite being an entire "I" lower) wasn't exactly an anemic playground chickenfight--the French suffered about 5.7 million casualties (the war killed or wounded an incredible 37 million people worldwide).
So yes, the next time around they let the Germans take over officially, but they never actually stopped fighting: the French resistance was one of the most enduring symbols of Nazi opposition in Europe. The resistance was the originator of the archetypal trench coat wearing merchants of bloody death you see in countless action movies and video games today. They blew up bridges, staged daring night raids, slit German throats while generally looking fantastic (if a little ennui-stricken) while doing it.
#171 - uberderpyhooves (02/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
The french can do these
#103 - iamphoenix (02/22/2012) [-]
Really hot lesbians.
#262 - youseff (02/22/2012) [+] (3 replies)
#261 - makalza (02/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This isn't funny at all. How can 						****					 like this get over 1K thumbs?
This isn't funny at all. How can **** like this get over 1K thumbs?
#230 - quyra (02/22/2012) [-]
We have the Kingtroll ! As Remi gaillard !

User avatar #168 - freakinacage (02/22/2012) [-]
parcour, the french art of running away
#61 - 4chan refugee (02/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
We can **** your ignorance and ban you 12 hours everytime we decide to.
Watch how you talk about us on your comments, kid.
#63 to #61 - onepumpwonder (02/22/2012) [-]
yeah you banned him oh wait no you didn't
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