Porn on the Phone.. . Hey dude is it weird that I was parking off to some porn on the phone and called and your stupid has carne up as I was but that' s not all. as I saw your face I panicked. pulled the phone away from me and one of my loads hit the screen. ?d' i' l I had the traumatic experience of trying to decline the cell while wiping my its off your
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Porn on the Phone.

Hey dude is it weird that I
was parking off to some
porn on the phone and
called and your stupid
has carne up as I was
but that' s not all. as I saw
your face I panicked.
pulled the phone away
from me and one of my
loads hit the screen. ?d' i' l I
had the traumatic
experience of trying to
decline the cell while
wiping my its off your
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#1 - thesappho (02/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Still better love story than twilight!
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#38 - champaigne (02/22/2012) [+] (6 replies)
that is all.
that is all.
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#40 - goatmanjaro (02/22/2012) [-]
wut.
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#267 - majorlulz (02/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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#294 - naui (02/22/2012) [-]
Checked my phone and saw you rang and i

JIZZED IN MY PANTS!!!
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#113 - sirduckalot (02/22/2012) [+] (13 replies)
Everyone, abandon thread!
Everyone, abandon thread!
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#213 - rattman (02/22/2012) [-]
**rattman rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at Math Puns ** mfw i do that
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#211 - supbiatches (02/22/2012) [-]
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#253 - N. Korean citizen (02/22/2012) [-]
oh wow I thumbed this when it was in newest uploads. 1st time I helped a newibe to the frontpage
oh wow

I thumbed this when it was in newest uploads. 1st time I helped a newibe to the frontpage
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#210 - evilscorpio (02/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Uhm... Thanks for sharing, I guess...
Uhm... Thanks for sharing, I guess...
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#122 - spazzii (02/22/2012) [-]
I got Jizz in me nose.
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#54 - thegrizzlyman (02/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**thegrizzlyman rolls 335**
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#298 - azzamattbagatov (02/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Would of been more traumatic if it was his mum :s
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#202 - deeznutss (02/22/2012) [-]
WUT
WUT
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