You: I have one sock on
Stranger: i have no socks on
Stranger: in my bed
You: oh, that makes sense. I don' t wear socks in bed either
Stranger: where do you live
Stranger: we kicked ass in hockey bitch
Stranger: and we hate hockey here
You: I dont watch Hockey, so it' s
Stranger: we are officially better than you at everything
You: I' M SORRY I COULDNT HEAR YOU OVER MY HEALTH CARE PLAN.
You have HE Med.