We need to talk, FJ.. I'm tired of being generalized to be a stupid bitch, so I made a comic. Obviously, it'll get lost in the New section, but hopefully I'm ge friendzone works
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We need to talk, FJ.

I'm tired of being generalized to be a stupid bitch, so I made a comic. Obviously, it'll get lost in the New section, but hopefully I'm getting my ideas across here to at least SOMEONE. Sorry about all my bitching, but I had to say it.

I understand not all of you guys are like this, but I wanted to give a message to those who are.

T mean, seme guys are
but we' re net
all douchebaggy
All girls fer assholes
and are dumb bitches. T hate
being . Wemen are
stupid and .
DUMB BITCHES BLAHBLAH
E' BLAHBLAH BLAH
DON' T EVEN WANT GENDER
EQUALITY BLAHBLAH I WISH I
I' m tired being
I' m such a
nice guy and these girls
keep going fer assholes.
I' m sick this friendzone
Scrt all ace Stupid nonsense. She has; a right
bitches. like all ngt date ygu and that
men aren' t toatal deosn' t make her a bitch. Of
bighead's. course girl gees out with
yeu with that attitude!
Besides, deosn' t that mean Look, T' m 505?? FUU got
yeu intended date her hurt., but that' s; nart a
even though Fen were cnet reasen generalize all
acting like a good friend? wemen. Just like it' s net
Put en year big boy pants fight ? tcs
and be generalize all men when they
instead hinting. get hurt.
And yeu think all girls
fer assholes? Hew about all
the guys that fer dumb
bitches'? Did yeu ever
consider that girl
whe' s actually pretty nice'?
No. Of course yeu didn' t.
Because ugly girls are
right?
If a girl is giving yeu
obvious hints. Ask her out.
If she still says no, then
she just wants; attention
and was leading yeu en and
yeu just drep it and walk
away.
Girls aren' t all dumb
bitches and guys aren' t all
assholes. Stop complaining.
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#16 - batgod (02/20/2012) [-]
I had a closeish guy friend about a year ago who I hung out with once or twice a week. He was nice, funny, we shared some of the same opinions, I sort of trusted him and he was cute. He eventually told me he liked me and asked me if I would go out with him. I rejected in the most gentle way I could and said I viewed him as only a friend, essentially friendzoning the kid. Before you judge me, I'd like to say that he did cocaine, was dabbling in heroin and came to me weekly, crying, because he wasn't over his ex girlfriend. I felt bad for him, and we eventually stopped hanging out, but I stand behind my choice. Not every girl who friendzones someone is a cunt.
#14 - akmatrix (02/20/2012) [+] (2 replies)
TL:DR was TL:DR
TL:DR was TL:DR
#18 to #14 - sydeia (02/20/2012) [-]
It was two sentences.
It was two sentences.
#3 - anonymous (02/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Are you trying to tell the internet to stop complaining?... ...... .......................................................
How do you even sit down with balls that big?
#4 to #3 - sydeia (02/20/2012) [-]
I guess I'm sort of a hypocrite for complaining about people complaining, but I needed to say it.
User avatar #15 - ferrettamer ONLINE (02/20/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Well, if he asks a girl out and she says we should just stay friends, it isn't really fair to the guy. But the guy should just say " **** you" and walk away when that happens.
#19 to #15 - vaginismus (02/20/2012) [-]
How wouldn't that be fair to the guy? Would it be more fair, if the girl decided to lead him on, be with him, without caring? Eventually it would lead to the situation where girl leaves guy because she didn't want him in the first place. Either way girls are bitches. Makes sense, dumbass.
User avatar #7 - celticsforlife (02/20/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Look, guys that get friendzoned are too nervous to ask the girl out up front, so they need to make it a little more comfortable for them. Don't act like girls are too good to ask the guy out, and like girls don't try to do the same damn thing guys do. Now, as far as guys going for the better looking "dumb bitches" instead of going for the "smart sweet uglier" girls, you all do the same damn thing, guys just do it more because it's in our ******* DNA. We are pretty much programmed to go for the hotter, more exually attractive women. It's natural for us, and not necessarily our choice, more just force from our minds. You are correct that not all girls are the same, guys aren't either, which you also said, and yes guys complain about this thing, but women complain about "Oh this guy is such an asshole! I wish I had a guy that was as sweet as you," and yet they don't take them, leading him on., Also, guys don't lead women on, feelings do a thing called CHANGE. They do sometimes just go and act friendly to get with them, but most try to be good friends, but the feelings grow stronger and they end up wanting more, now I agree it is wrong when they complain about it, but what do you expect? You want us to hold it in and let it eat at us forever like most girls do? We let it out because we feel better when we do, girls should try and do it more often, not that they never do, but they naturally do it less then guys. I'm sorry if I come across sounding like a male shovanist sexist dick, but this just kind of set me off. I respect your oppinion, and if you disagree with me, please, reply. I'll gladly debate this with someone. Thank you for reading.
#1 - marsy (02/20/2012) [-]
Thank you! I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels this way!
#22 - vaginismus (02/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I love how some guys are complaining here because they don't actually see things from our point of view.

Now; like you said, he did cocaine and stuff, which is not good and most PEOPLE (not just girls) don't like it. It shows us that we don't always know the story behind the friendzoning. A guy could come here to tell us he's the nicest boy on earth and got friendzoned - but not everything in the internet is the truth. And perhaps they thought they were nice, but the girls they liked were either dumbasses, or just didn't like your type (we all have some basic things we want to see in a potential companion), or just took your "hints" or approaching the wrong way. Or, like you told us, they acted like a friend from the start, which is usually very hard to change.

I have friendzoned many guys. The reason for this is because I'm taken and very in love with my boyfriend.

But, there was a time when we were in the friendzone. I dated his friend (who was so not my type, we didn't really get on at all, but my friends pressured me to try a relationship with him...we had fun and all, but we eventually noticed we didn't really match; we still speak cordially when we meet and he has a new gf, but seriously he was like an annoying little brother to me) and me and my present bf were just friends. But when I broke up with the guy #1, we kinda hit off even though I had not thought about him much like that (I don't think about other guys when I'm in a relationship, whether I loved them or not).

Now we've been together for a year and two months, and they are the happiest of my life. I just wanted to tell this to all the people who are honest and have situations alike to mine, or not but still have hope. I wish the best to all of you, sorry for the long read (a few beers and I'm rambling like a professional story teller).
User avatar #8 - wokk (02/20/2012) [+] (2 replies)
you friend zoned every nice guy you ever were friends with....or your the friend zoned girl you were talking about. frankly its not all girls just 9 out of 10. well it seems that way...maybe i am a little to hostile...and if i am, i am sorry but, in this comic you generalized while complaining about generalization to it peeved me a little. you are right not all girls OR guys are like the stereotype.
#11 to #8 - sydeia (02/20/2012) [-]
Don't worry, just speak the truth. I know I'm being a little hypocritical, I don't see how I generalized. I have in the description saying I know how not all men are like this, if that's how you think I am generalizing.
#6 - anonymous (02/20/2012) [-]
women are ALL dumb bitches!
User avatar #2 - isexcats (02/20/2012) [-]
ima man and i approve of this
#5 - mugglemasher (02/20/2012) [-]
**mugglemasher rolled a random image posted in comment #99 at STFU... **
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#10 - madmark (02/20/2012) [-]
Bitch, why are u not in the kitchen?
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