Actually Awesome Girl Comp

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#14 - iamnewhere (02/19/2012) [+] (5 replies)

Doesn't ask for bathroom breaks

Pees in the car

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#15 to #14 - engeseth (02/19/2012) [-]

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#260 to #14 - lukeiamyourmother (02/20/2012) [-]

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#418 to #345 - clippins (02/20/2012) [-]

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#171 to #14 - OMGCAA (02/20/2012) [-]

Someone say pee?!?

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#37 - noneckcomics (02/19/2012) [+] (2 replies)

How about, no standards slut?

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#38 to #37 - thatgirlrachel **User deleted account** (02/19/2012) [-]

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#184 to #38 - thebaker ONLINE (02/20/2012) [-]

Your username fits so well.

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#115 - apoptosisazrael (02/20/2012) [+] (8 replies)

So, a girl can only be awesome by being a hypersexual whore with literally no ideals that conflict with yours.

And yet it's women that have unrealistic standards.

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#122 to #115 - tigerlilies (02/20/2012) [-]

they might as well date the sandwich instead

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#349 to #115 - notabtard (02/20/2012) [-]

Yes. To be fit for male society, we expect women to fuck us whenever we want, while having ideal bodies, while doing whatever we want and expecting nothing in return.

OMG we're all such nice guys why don't girls like us?

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#155 to #115 - yologdog (02/20/2012) [-]

The sandwitch maker is right!

This isn't a Women! Its a wierd bro/sex slave cross over!
We must clone her! One for every man on the planet!
That way women can have their standards and we can have our fantasies!

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#161 to #155 - apoptosisazrael (02/20/2012) [-]

Also I'm actually a dude!

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#121 to #115 - danield (02/20/2012) [-]

Isn't that the point?
Im not marrying a bitch i know i won't get along with

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#132 to #121 - ragenFOX (02/20/2012) [-]

you dont understand what "getting along with" is. have fun being a forever virgin.

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#151 to #132 - danield (02/20/2012) [-]

Nope, he implied women we intend to like or love not getting along with.
>Name calling
and im the forever virgin
MFW that's cute what are you 10

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#153 to #151 - ragenFOX (02/20/2012) [-]

yes, you caught me. i am 10 years old.

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#33 - imagnetsux (02/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)

my name is cool chick carol. but that's ok, honest mistake.

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#34 to #33 - engeseth (02/19/2012) [-]

Hey! Thanks, I would change it but "Content editing are disabled after 30 minutes."

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#114 - uhidk (02/20/2012) [-]

no, bitch, this is me time.

get out.

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#226 - thetraezgoby (02/20/2012) [+] (3 replies)

I Don't Exist

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#248 to #226 - kiwosabe (02/20/2012) [-]

Yes she does, she is my girlfriend whom i love very very much.

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#347 to #248 - notabtard (02/20/2012) [-]

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#272 to #248 - hauntzor (02/20/2012) [-]

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#340 - kristinalice (02/20/2012) [+] (3 replies)

I know you guys hate opinions.. but.. god.. she sounds like a whore.

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#343 to #340 - cynthain (02/20/2012) [-]

'You're such a nice guy, lets fuck' -> If she fucked every nice guy she'd have some form of disease by now.

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#344 to #343 - kristinalice (02/20/2012) [-]

*hem hem*

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#342 to #340 - pigechief (02/20/2012) [-]

but a goog hore my darling

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#28 - ivoryhammer (02/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)

She's a slut, and a doormat.

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#145 to #28 - jimmypeg (02/20/2012) [-]

Sexiest doormat I ever seen ;-)

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#310 - N. Korean citizen (02/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)

A lot of these are really terrible... I mean most of them are treating this person like a sex toy. Very disrespectful, definitely not the way to pick up girls. You're treating a gamer girl like she is an object, but you complain when they want to date a bro-dude jerk instead of you. Come on man, be a little classier.

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#334 to #310 - camdonwin ONLINE (02/20/2012) [-]

as long as this fantasy girl's boyfriend reciprocates to make the relationship equal, i dont understand how any of this is treating the girl like an object. This made up character is just a very giving person. Chill out.

P.S. it is a little weird that you need her to bring hot girls with her, i mean isn't she enough already?

P.P.S. i cant get over the best one: "says nothings wrong and means it"

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#264 - N. Korean citizen (02/20/2012) [+] (3 replies)

Guys complain that girls only go for douche bags that only want sex, then they post bullshit like this?OH PEEis a douche bag

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#268 to #264 - commontroll (02/20/2012) [-]

I agree. And then they complain and call the girls bitches. It's one of those things that really piss me off. My dream girl would be a woman who's funny, relaxed, a legit gamer (not, "oh yeah, I play games! I love Wii!" kind of stuff but a woman who plays WoW or BF3, or Skyrim) and who's also attractive, and my best friend. And sane. Is that too much to ask for?

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#282 to #268 - N. Korean citizen (02/20/2012) [-]

"Is that too much too ask for?"

Yes, yes it is. =/

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#285 to #282 - commontroll (02/20/2012) [-]

Well, I've found the girl. We were best friends, but I suspect foul play from one of her friends. We haven't spoken in months for multiple reasons. Feels bad, finding all the stuff you're looking for, and having it taken away. Right when she was showing interest in my too...

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#317 - melbtrev (02/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)

she sounds like a slut to me

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#326 to #317 - BMTEJ **User deleted account** (02/20/2012) [-]

^ This

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#200 - sydeia (02/20/2012) [+] (17 replies)

So the only thing you guys want in a girl is related to something sexual. That really makes up most of the AA pictures in this comp where the girl just pleases you sexually. I find this upsetting.

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#205 to #200 - allyraptor (02/20/2012) [-]

I' m right there with you. I am disappoint by FJ nowadays.
Come on, guys, it's not middle school anymore ಠ_ಠ

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#243 to #205 - higuyswhatsup (02/20/2012) [-]

Perfect way to word it, I trust my gf on her own to an extent, I just don't trust the other people she hangs out with.

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#251 - jcmonster ONLINE (02/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)

pretty much every dude on funnyjunk..

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#269 to #251 - commontroll (02/20/2012) [-]

Am I pretty enough? I'm certainly not perfect, nor am I looking for a perfect girl. I just want one that I can make happy, who can also make me happy too. Basically, I'm just looking for a sane girl who's my best friend and who can tolerate me playing video games and being doing stupid competitions.

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#128 - buttheprize (02/20/2012) [+] (4 replies)

Girl: I want a strong guy who's nice and good looking.
Guy: OMG YOU HAVE SUCH HIGH STANARDS!!!!!

Guy: ALL I WANT IS A GIRL WHOS HOT LIKES VIDEO GAMES AND WANTS TO SUCK MY DICK ALL THE TIME IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR!!!!!

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#146 to #128 - caltanith **User deleted account** (02/20/2012) [-]

I don't necessarily want a super hot chick who's gonna go down on me every couple hours, I just want a chick that gets me and isn't a super cunt.

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#162 to #146 - buttheprize (02/20/2012) [-]

Exactly. It just seems to me that a lot of guys think that "high standards" is just a woman thing. But us guys do the exact same thing and some people of booth groups bitch when the opposite gender doesn't act the way we want them to act. Its fucking stupid.

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#165 to #162 - caltanith **User deleted account** (02/20/2012) [-]

I agree, it's really sad, it doesn't help that we have media figures that we respect and desire feeding us ideal images of beauty and relationships when they themselves can't even stay in a relationship. And we eat it up.

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#141 to #128 - llessurm (02/20/2012) [-]

genius

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#112 - orrisic (02/20/2012) [-]

Correction
*Actually Awesome Slut

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#54 - iseeafaggot (02/20/2012) [+] (2 replies)

Bitches about sluts all the time

Dream girl is a slut...

Funnyjunk logic

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#61 to #54 - nsfpikachu (02/20/2012) [-]

Couldn't have worded it better myself.

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#63 to #61 - iseeafaggot (02/20/2012) [-]

I'm only saying it cuz It's true... To be honest I was expecting a shitstorm of red toenail clippings...

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#312 - heartlessstoner (02/20/2012) [+] (3 replies)

**heartlessstoner rolled a random image posted in comment #137 at MW3 or BF3 ** what she gave me when i got bored with the movie.

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#321 to #312 - likeamoss (02/20/2012) [-]

the perfect gift

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#324 to #321 - heartlessstoner (02/20/2012) [-]

i was thinking the same thing,
epic roll is epic.

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#322 to #312 - slipknotslipknot (02/20/2012) [-]

luck fuck...

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#586 - garnichtgut (02/20/2012) [+] (3 replies)

when can i order mine?

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#588 to #586 - thehornedking (02/20/2012) [-]

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#591 to #588 - garnichtgut (02/20/2012) [-]

you got one for sale?

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#592 to #591 - thehornedking (02/20/2012) [-]

Not for sale.

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#496 - whoremoans (02/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)

MFW she's just a gigantic whore.

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#506 to #496 - N. Korean citizen (02/20/2012) [-]

that user name
that comment

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#398 - lightningunicorn (02/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)

FJ must be full of middle schoolers if all they care about in women is blowjobs and the female liking them.

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#419 to #398 - greatcornholio (02/20/2012) [-]

Yeah, that's pretty much what it's come too...

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