What what in the.... butt. me sleeping in bed having the strangest dream ever suddenly an old lady appears excuse me young man, but can you help me sure no problem my pet tiger is stuck in this tree rye got just the thing just one second grab tail and tug now back to walking thank you very much then my friends appear in a white van hey derp want to play a game of basketball in the oiih( iri) ii) lji] friends sure in the back of the van, car is cruise control then all of a sudden OH MY comm IT'
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me sleeping in bed having
the strangest dream ever
suddenly an old lady
appears
excuse me young man,
but can you help me
sure no
problem
my pet tiger
is stuck in
this tree
rye got just
the thing just
one second
grab tail and tug
now back to
walking
thank you very much
then my friends appear in
a white van
hey derp want to play a
game of basketball in the
oiih( iri)
ii) lji]
friends
sure
in the
back of
the van,
car is
cruise
control
then all of a sudden
OH MY comm IT' s
after epic basketball game
great game guys
new back to
i) walking
then two not girls come up
hey there handsome, in derpina
and this is my best friend
herpina. we were wondering if
you wanted a threesome beith us
at a luxurious hotel suite
are you ready fiery:
ya just
a second
l need
to open
this
when suddenly l realize
give me a few
minutes ladies l
have to buy a
new condom
good evening
sir, i would
like to buy one
pharmacist
l rescued a tiger with a
chameleon and played zero G
basketball in a van, but my
scumbag brain wants me to use
a condom... IN A DREAM'S
RINGO
RINGO
OH GOD! l 1
WHAT HAVE
I DONE! l l
are you alva-
then an earthquake hits and
things start collapsing and
disappearing
HOLY MOTHER or con THEI
DREAMS
MUST MAKE IT
BACK TO
LEDERPINA AND
DERPINAS
...
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#3 - threetoedsloth (02/17/2012) [-]
Hahaha I enjoyed reading this! Good luck on your journey to front page!
#61 - creamymcgee (02/18/2012) [+] (7 replies)
**creamymcgee rolled a random image posted in comment #2074579 at FJ Pony Thread ** what did I just read?
#62 to #61 - N. Korean citizen (02/18/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #2062948 at FJ Pony Thread ** go away you stupid ponie
#137 - adamfps (02/18/2012) [+] (7 replies)
**adamfps rolls 11**
#83 - EmperorColo (02/18/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I had one dream where the girl I was fucking turned into a rotisserie chicken right before I came.
#44 - N. Korean citizen (02/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
That awkward moment when your birthday is the expiration date of a condom
#39 - zaruptwo **User deleted account** (02/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
For a few years, up until recently, my dreams were astoundingly boring.

For example, once I dreamed that I was walking next to a beach, and saw a penguin, and I thought "Wow, a penguin, what'll it do?" Then it swam into the ocean. Then I woke up. That was the whole dream.

mfw
#200 - luisdabean (02/18/2012) [-]
later in the shower.
#152 - rubberpig (02/18/2012) [+] (2 replies)
The weirdest dream I ever had? I remember it perfectly.

Me and Jimmy Newtron were in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. We were in his lab, fixing his hovercraft. We heard zombies upstairs, so we locked the doors and continued fixing. A girl named Stacy who we found was in the lab, looking around for a weapon in case the zombies found us. We fixed the hovercraft and flew to Stacy's house, Jimmy left to go get more weapons. No zombies in sight. Me and Stacy talked, about family, friends, and a bunch of stuff. We went outside since we couldn't see any zombies around the house. She had a massive pool, we continued to talk about if we'll survive or not. We sat by the pool and I looked at Stacy. I told her I wasn't the little boy I used to be, because Stacy's mom has got it going on, she's all I've wanted and I've waited for so long.
#242 - alvaroxd (02/18/2012) [+] (4 replies)
**alvaroxd rolls 33**
#210 - littlenish (02/18/2012) [+] (4 replies)
This motherfucker became self aware in the middle of a dream.
#97 - imchuyoung ONLINE (02/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#23 - corkscrew (02/18/2012) [-]
Your dream was collapsing you say?
#104 - rjgnal ONLINE (02/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#28 - keiyoti (02/18/2012) [-]
Shit like that happens to me to. There will always be these really hot chicks that want my D, yet I just walk away and tell myself "STD's man, she probably had them." and that's all I can remember. WTF BRAIN. WTF.
Shit like that happens to me to. There will always be these really hot chicks that want my D, yet I just walk away and tell myself "STD's man, she probably had them." and that's all I can remember. WTF BRAIN. WTF.
#159 - tomoyomomo (02/18/2012) [-]
Hey May 13th is my birthday!
#157 - jelatinman (02/18/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Maybe the girls just wanted to hang out with you and watch some tv. I've had threesomes with my mom and her friend before.
#43 - maryjayne (02/18/2012) [-]
**maryjayne rolls 93**
i once had a dream i was at a floating pizza place in the clouds
i requested the flesh of Goku and the left hand of jesus to be put on my pizza
not even kidding
#209 - jkrhpotter (02/18/2012) [-]
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#205 - furiousmarshmellow (02/18/2012) [-]
The dream is collapsing, you say?...
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