Late gamer valentines day card

and not once did she mention call of duty

OP, I liked this so much I made a present for you.
It's definitely worth the wait. Trust me on this. <3

Now respond with
Plumbers are red
Hedgehogs are blue
Press start to join
And be my player 2?

> In math class
> Super hot teacher
> Gets up to sharpen pencil
> "What are you doing casey?"
> " The fuck it look like?''
> Teacher picks me up
> Carries me across the room
> Starts rubbing my head
> Feelsgoodman
> Kisses me
> Fuck yeah man
> Puts me in a cage
> WTF
>Then i remember
> I am the class hamster

**WhatThePerson rolls 5** If a 5, zombies walk the earth on Monday.

"you have had a Mass Effect on my life"
not the only thing he got to have a Mass Effect on

Meanwhile in reality >.<

**goofyholler rolls 99**

"I'm here! At your back."

My name's Christian, so I imagined that was for me...

and Gears of War

the person of whom wrote this particular letter is obviously not of niger decent. People of niger decent, like myself, would not have given his girlfriend (or boyfriend if he likes dick) a letter with shitty games on them. I personally gave my girlfriend, LaFonda Jones a bucket of the finest KFC, and then received a wonderful sex performance that same night. LaFonda was able to pleasure my snickerdoodle to the finest degree, so let this be a lesson to all you out there

someone say communist