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#216 - anonymous (07/28/2010) [-]
ok where he says penguins are like chickens, he says they both cant fly, WRONG. chickens can fly, a little, not long distances. and they dont swim... it would be like making fins out of pencils.
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#217 to #216 - anonymous (02/07/2011) [-]
Yeah thats called gliding, not flying lol, and they actually can swim on top, not under the water though
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#207 - RAIDERSBABY (04/08/2010) [-]
Bravo
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User avatar #204 - goomdarr (04/08/2010) [-]
AWESOMENESS!
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User avatar #199 - stillanonymous (04/08/2010) [-]
bo short for bob rofl
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User avatar #195 - robbysheldon (04/08/2010) [-]
Does he qualify as a king-troll?
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User avatar #194 - TacoMcBangBang (04/08/2010) [-]
Ahaa, lmao.
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#192 - daft (04/08/2010) [-]
Kind of reminds me of Jason Bateman.
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User avatar #193 to #192 - relhubocajnayr (04/08/2010) [-]
Yeah he does. i knew a guy named jason bateman when i was a kid before i knew who jason bateman was. when i found out my jason bateman was famous i freaked out and then was like oh...
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#189 - Arkanvita (04/08/2010) [-]
*Troll 9*
i dont get the Bo one... is it some kind of joke or just being random?
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#186 - Kevlarproof (04/08/2010) [-]
Charles Dickens.........priceless
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User avatar #180 - KrackaKillah (04/07/2010) [-]
U guys are very ignorant! let me just say 1st and formost that i have nothing against white ppl but you guys are stupid! lack of pigmentation in your skin is what causes white ppl to be 6 times greater risk of contracting skin cancer than blacks.
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User avatar #212 to #180 - BeastlyDude (04/12/2010) [-]
the summary of that is......................................"i hate white people"
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#211 to #180 - anonymous (04/09/2010) [-]
but that lack of pigmentation means that we absorb sunlight easier to survive in colder conditions. thats why northern europe was populated and predominately inhabited by whites.
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User avatar #196 to #180 - quackermcjagger (04/08/2010) [-]
HE BE TROLLIN!~
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#191 to #180 - anonymous (04/08/2010) [-]
wtf does any of this have to do with the picture which is very funny by the way
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User avatar #187 to #180 - PointsMan (04/08/2010) [-]
U are very ignorant! let me just say 1st and formost that i have nothing against black ppl but you guys are stupid! lack of brain cells in your brain is what causes black people to be 6 times greater greater risk of forgetting to breathe than whites.
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User avatar #188 to #187 - KrackaKillah (04/08/2010) [-]
yo, u hav a brain dat is smalla than da tesseract in yo' picture.
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User avatar #185 to #180 - Bacula (04/08/2010) [-]
You give Black people a bad name.
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#184 to #180 - anonymous (04/08/2010) [-]
Well at least we don't smell like a dirty asshole that got cleaned with an even dirtier asshole

PS: Mexicans smell worse. That is all.
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#183 to #180 - anonymous (04/08/2010) [-]
And the excess of pigmentation in your skin puts you at a 10x greater risk of being a murder, rapist, queer, and getting sickle cell anemia.
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#182 to #180 - anonymous (04/08/2010) [-]
nigra
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User avatar #210 to #182 - JesterHead (04/08/2010) [-]
anon you have rekindled my faith in humanity thank you
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User avatar #198 to #182 - Sehkto (04/08/2010) [-]
no you spelled it wrong its pronounced "nigger" as in "that damn nigger is trying to be self rightous on the internet again"

hope this clears things up
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User avatar #179 - MotokoKatachiRox (04/07/2010) [-]
-Laughs so hard I snort.-
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User avatar #177 - MythBuster (04/07/2010) [-]
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#174 - anonymous (04/07/2010) [-]
This is actually great. I loved the "Can I see your dick---No that's the shape of my head, I get that a lot" part :P
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User avatar #173 - LocustKing (04/07/2010) [-]
Nazi's ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BE ON CHAT ROULETTE BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 5:00 PM-12:30 AM!!!!!
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User avatar #171 - MatthewsGauss (04/07/2010) [-]
my god im gonna use the whoa charles dickins comment
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User avatar #168 - laddybuckeye (04/07/2010) [-]
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User avatar #158 - cohareirl (04/07/2010) [-]
5th guy looks like zombie
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User avatar #175 to #158 - Ekutah (04/07/2010) [-]
A gay zombie that likes dicks not brains
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User avatar #161 to #158 - coolerderek (04/07/2010) [-]
DID SOMEONE SAY ZOMBIE?
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User avatar #167 to #161 - Blindtooter (04/07/2010) [-]
Worship!
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User avatar #164 to #161 - cohareirl (04/07/2010) [-]
if you have a gun, melee weapon, pipe bomb, adrenilane and a first aid kit then fuck yea!
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User avatar #166 to #164 - coolerderek (04/07/2010) [-]
lol
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User avatar #156 - paindonthurt (04/07/2010) [-]
WE NEED MORE OF THIS
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User avatar #154 - laddybuckeye (04/07/2010) [-]
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#153 - MrKanye (04/07/2010) [-]
THIS SHIT IS HOMO. JUSTIN BIEBER IS MORE AWESOME THAN THIS CRAP.
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User avatar #159 to #153 - RougeRampage (04/07/2010) [-]
Hey. Calm the fuck down
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User avatar #155 to #153 - Chucksnipa (04/07/2010) [-]
why don't you suck Justin's dick?
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User avatar #169 to #155 - laddybuckeye (04/07/2010) [-]
HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKER. HIS DICK TASTED AMAZING.
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#157 to #155 - MrKanye (04/07/2010) [-]
ALL READY DID. JEALOUS MUCH, BITCH?
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User avatar #160 to #157 - Chucksnipa (04/07/2010) [-]
I prefer to be raped by pedobear before been jealous of a black homojustinbieberlover
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User avatar #172 to #160 - babypedobear (04/07/2010) [-]
uhhhhh no.....
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#163 to #160 - Kirbyyoubastard (04/07/2010) [-]
don't talk to trolls
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#162 to #160 - MrKanye (04/07/2010) [-]
THE GAME
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#190 to #162 - fuckdapolice (04/08/2010) [-]
Yo, Kanye! Dop you like.........fishsticks?
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#165 to #162 - Kirbyyoubastard (04/07/2010) [-]
SUCKS
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#170 to #165 - McCockAFucker (04/07/2010) [-]
THE GAMES ACTUALLY AN ALRIGHT RAPPER
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#176 to #170 - Kirbyyoubastard (04/07/2010) [-]
I don't talk to homosexual faggots
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#181 to #176 - McCockAFucker (04/08/2010) [-]
me?
fuck uuuuu
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