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Reality is a bitch
this is Snake from metal gear solid by the way he he suffers form something like this.
if you dont know the story buy the game its awesome
and please like im still getting used to the whole FJ thing
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ilbacondeity (02/16/2012) [+]
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People with progeria don't like longer than 20 years old, on average, of course.
Snake does NOT have progeria. Let me quote; "Naomi Hunter: You are clones created for one purpose - war. And so in order to prevent you from being abused by clients or stolen by the enemy... They shortened your lifespan and removed your ability to reproduce. It was a safety device to ensure that the seed of Big Boss didn't end up in the hands of others. The reason you're aging so rapidly isn't because of disease, or faulty research, or FOXDIE. It's how you were born. It's your natural lifespan."
Snake isn't a natural human being and it's not disease that causes him to age the way he does. Just like how fly's live for about 24 hours, the clones of Big Boss live healthy for no longer than 30 some odd years. Old snake is 42, with the body of an 80 year old man.
Snake does NOT have progeria. Let me quote; "Naomi Hunter: You are clones created for one purpose - war. And so in order to prevent you from being abused by clients or stolen by the enemy... They shortened your lifespan and removed your ability to reproduce. It was a safety device to ensure that the seed of Big Boss didn't end up in the hands of others. The reason you're aging so rapidly isn't because of disease, or faulty research, or FOXDIE. It's how you were born. It's your natural lifespan."
Snake isn't a natural human being and it's not disease that causes him to age the way he does. Just like how fly's live for about 24 hours, the clones of Big Boss live healthy for no longer than 30 some odd years. Old snake is 42, with the body of an 80 year old man.
