Boobies. Yes.. fig Waggon? Eamon” %. now to put two together! Boobs
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User avatar #52 - LarryPlatt (04/07/2010) [-]
"What if we had two calculators and we put em next to each other?"

"Yes. YES. FIND ONE. YES."
#54 to #52 - XenosII **User deleted account** (04/07/2010) [-]
family guy FTW
User avatar #70 to #52 - TheDeadPool (04/07/2010) [-]
REPOST!!!

look down next time.... jackass
User avatar #72 to #70 - LarryPlatt (04/08/2010) [-]
It's not a repost if you didn't post the whole thing.

It's also not my fault you're being menstrual about a comment. So put in another tampon and shut the **** up.
User avatar #53 to #52 - lbprocks (04/07/2010) [-]
thank god for family guy
User avatar #2 - curtdogg (04/06/2010) [-]
now to put two together!
+10
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User avatar #40 - OldGregg (04/07/2010) [-]
Try this one: There was a girl who weighed 69 lbs. she thought she was 2, 2, 2 much she wanted to way 51. She visited Dr. X and had 8 operations which made her.....Boobless

6922251*8 = 55378008
User avatar #60 to #40 - FortyTwoFortyTwo (04/07/2010) [-]
I go by:

There once was a lady with 69 boobs. She had 2, 2, 2, many. One day she was walking on 51st street when Doctor X came along and ate (8) them all. And then she was... l8 () () l8 I_ 3 SS
User avatar #58 - IFUCKRAKES (04/07/2010) [-]
In year 4, me and two mates had three calculators, so we spelled out "Hello boobie hoe" and then went up to this fat chick. She got so ******* pissed.
#62 to #58 - NewTroll (04/07/2010) [-]
mate, since you were in a Year and not a grade, I can assume yo uare englsih. now never say "chick" to mean a girl, this is what is wrong with Britain today, we are trying to be american, you make me sick, die in a
#63 to #62 - NewTroll (04/07/2010) [-]
hole*
User avatar #71 to #63 - IFUCKRAKES (04/07/2010) [-]
I'm from Australia.
#74 to #71 - NewTroll (04/08/2010) [-]
Oh, my bad.....wait a second, prove it.......
Once a jolly swagman, camped out by a billabong.....
User avatar #87 to #74 - BCZV (04/08/2010) [-]
Once a jolly swagman camped by a billabong Under the shade of a coolabah tree, And he sang as he watched and waited 'til his billy boiled "You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me"
Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda
"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me"
And he sang as he watched and waited 'til his billy boiled,
"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me".
Down came a jumbuck to drink at that billabong,
Up jumped the swagman and grabbed him with glee,
And he sang as he shoved that jumbuck in his tucker bag,
"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me".
Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda
"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me"
And he sang as he shoved that jumbuck in his tucker bag,
"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me".
Up rode the squatter, mounted on his thoroughbred,
Down came the troopers, one, two, three,
"Where's that jolly jumbuck you've got in your tucker bag?"
"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me".
Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda
"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me"
"Where's that jolly jumbuck you've got in your tucker bag?",
"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me".
Up jumped the swagman and sprang into the billabong,
"You'll never take me alive", said he,
And his ghost may be heard as you pass by that billabong,
"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me".
Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda
"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me"
And his ghost may be heard as you pass by that billabong,
"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me."
"Oh, You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me."
User avatar #86 to #74 - BCZV (04/08/2010) [-]
I went to Australia a few years ago, in 7th grade. I remember that song!
#90 to #86 - NewTroll (04/08/2010) [-]
I think i ove you. that song? it is a part of australia's heratige, why it isn;t being taught around the country is beyong me.
and how did you go that far beyond your character count?
User avatar #91 to #90 - BCZV (04/08/2010) [-]
Yea, when we went that and some other old songs (I think i have a CD) were listened to like every day. I had it by memory, but not anymore.
Blah, I literally traveled like everywhere in Australia though, it was cool.

Anyway, It says i have a 5000 character count. But i could only use 30 breaks. That was only like 2500.
#94 to #91 - NewTroll (04/08/2010) [-]
I am guessing you aren;t there right now? you must be american, no?

how the f**k did you get 5000? do yo uunlock it like MW2 if yo uget to a level 28 or somwhting?
User avatar #95 to #94 - BCZV (04/08/2010) [-]
Yepp, I'm a Texan. I stayed for about 3 weeks. It was great. I traveled everywhere.

And im only a level 6: Pokemon Trainer! B-)
But yea, as you level up, you get more privileges and are allowed longer comments and no captchas and stuff.
#96 to #95 - NewTroll (04/08/2010) [-]
I see.

I got no captches now.
User avatar #97 to #96 - BCZV (04/08/2010) [-]
Yepp. :D
User avatar #84 to #74 - IFUCKRAKES (04/08/2010) [-]
I'm an Australian teenager. We teenagers have forgotton our own national anthem.
#85 to #84 - NewTroll (04/08/2010) [-]
HAHA, tht isn;t the NA, ncie try bro.
"australians all let us rejoice, for we are young and free, with golden soil and wealth for toil............"
User avatar #88 to #85 - IFUCKRAKES (04/08/2010) [-]
No, I was saying that we teenagers have forgotton about all the great Aussie songs including Waltzing Matilda and the National Anthem but we remember every lyric to nearly every black guy who thinks he is a musician.
User avatar #89 to #88 - IFUCKRAKES (04/08/2010) [-]
Plus, I have a really crap memory.
#92 to #88 - NewTroll (04/08/2010) [-]
true, it ais a real shame we have that here in enland, if yo usay "god save the queen" here, they go "....what you on about?"
shame really, cos yours is the best NA in the world, and ours is....well, it's yours too:D
User avatar #93 to #92 - IFUCKRAKES (04/08/2010) [-]
Our NA would be better and easier to remember if it was Ka Sahn by Cold Chisel.
User avatar #1 - MASTEROFAIL (04/06/2010) [-]
5318008
User avatar #44 - TheDeadPool (04/07/2010) [-]
what if we get TWO calculators???
#47 to #44 - SpartanGuy **User deleted account** (04/07/2010) [-]
Yes. Yes. Find one. Yes.
#48 to #47 - John Cena (04/07/2010) [-]
giggity
User avatar #49 to #48 - BabyJake (04/07/2010) [-]
lol that episode was on this morning
#56 to #49 - John Cena (04/07/2010) [-]
Giggity giggity giggity goo


ohhh riihh
User avatar #13 - PoonSlayer (04/07/2010) [-]
and what does that look like in a calculator? BOOB!

what if we get two calculators?

YE! YES! YES! FIND ONE! YES!
User avatar #15 to #13 - NoJewsInHere (04/07/2010) [-]
haha family guy reference
#4 - AshesToAshes **User deleted account** (04/06/2010) [-]
7734206
User avatar #31 - ClarkJK (04/07/2010) [-]
You guys should totally try "LOL+LOL" (707 + 707) and read the result :)
User avatar #32 to #31 - eliselovesjoe (04/07/2010) [-]
it equals hi hi
#18 - FranticPancakes **User deleted account** (04/07/2010) [-]
What if we had 2 calculators and put them together?
User avatar #21 to #18 - StrawhatBrian (04/07/2010) [-]
Yes! Yes! Do it! Do it!
User avatar #26 to #21 - BeastlyDude (04/07/2010) [-]
he didn't say "do it" he said "find one"
#36 to #26 - bjsandpjs (04/07/2010) [-]
this guys worse than a grammar nazi D:
User avatar #98 to #36 - BeastlyDude (04/12/2010) [-]
oh, am i?
i am hated because i wanted to clarify that what the person before me posted was incorrect.
i think that you, sir, are the asshole in this situation.
User avatar #20 to #18 - Lemonth (04/07/2010) [-]
Then we would have 2 calculators next to each other.
#37 - John Cena (04/07/2010) [-]
try this one: 71349315. it will blow your mind.
User avatar #46 to #37 - mcmuffinn (04/07/2010) [-]
I was intrigued, then my mind was blown by to smithereens by a Luger P08
User avatar #50 to #37 - qwerasdfghjklzxc (04/07/2010) [-]
kill zien juden
User avatar #59 to #37 - MonkeyCop (04/07/2010) [-]
I dont get it :\
#7 - zombieplayground (04/07/2010) [-]
funny in fifth grade funny now.
User avatar #14 - LouBitgood (04/07/2010) [-]
Haha good times. There was a girl who had boobs that weighed 69 pounds, and that was 222 big, so she went down to 51st St. to see doctor X-- after 8 hours of surgery she was boobless. (69'222'51 x 8 = 5537'8008)
User avatar #25 to #14 - intheass (04/07/2010) [-]
or:there was a women she wished she was 35 she wished she was 37 she ate nothing nothing she ate she ended up boobless. but i think loubitgoods one is better
User avatar #6 - IGNOREME (04/07/2010) [-]
I did this back when I was 13.

and I still do it now lol it says boobies
#34 - EpicEmoKitteh **User deleted account** (04/07/2010) [-]
I can spell "All I need to see boobs is to take my top off and look in the mirror" on a calculator.
User avatar #38 to #34 - XAnubusX (04/07/2010) [-]
noooo
User avatar #39 to #34 - DaCrazyOne (04/07/2010) [-]
IMPOSSIBLE!
User avatar #45 to #34 - CptPRICE (04/07/2010) [-]
Preposterous!
User avatar #64 to #34 - Scizor (04/07/2010) [-]
graphing calculator, right? thats what i use. i was able to write my own sex stories on those, lmao
User avatar #42 to #34 - CanadianNuts (04/07/2010) [-]
do it.......and then post it.
I will thumb u up.
#24 - awesomosaurous **User deleted account** (04/07/2010) [-]
ahh memories... in year ten we had all the caclulators out and we all put that on them and left them on our gay teachers desk..riot
User avatar #9 - Morgystyle (04/07/2010) [-]
AND!!!! 55378008
boobless
User avatar #30 - nicknicknicknick (04/07/2010) [-]
This was the most useful function of my calculator through junior high
User avatar #29 - hattrikev (04/07/2010) [-]
3104558. spells asshole
User avatar #23 - tavoxman (04/07/2010) [-]
boobies!!!! giggity
#43 to #23 - John Cena (04/07/2010) [-]
( . Y . ) ?
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