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Valentines Day Presents

These are the presents I'm getting for my GF on valentines day. Just thought i would share.
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Submitted: 02/14/2012
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#3 - anonymous (02/14/2012) [-]
I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU.
SRSLY HOW CAN SO MUCH Lamar SmithGOTRY EXIST IN ONE PLACE?
"DUR-HURR, I FOUND THESE PANTIES ON FJ, AND I MUST GET THEM FOR MY GF BECAUSE SHE WILL THINK I AM WITTY AND CLEVER. "
NO
NO YOU ARE FUCKING NOT
GO DIE IN A FUCKING HOLE YOU UNORIGINAL FUCKING Lamar SmithTASTIC PIECE-OF-SHIT
I CAN ALMOST HEAR YOUR VAGINA FLAPPING IN THE WIND FROM HERE.
GO SUCK YOUR FUGLY GF'S CHODE AND CHOKE ON IT, YOU PUSSY
YOU KNOW WHAT I HOPE YOU GET FOR VALENTINES DAY?
A PRETTY BELT, SO YOU CAN GO STRANGLE YOURSELF WHILST ATTEMPTING AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION AND END YOUR STUPID Lamar SmithGY LIFESTYLE, WHERE I BET YOU BEND OVER AND TAKE IT IN THE ASS FROM EVERY OTHER PERSON YOU MEET BECAUSE OF TWO REASONS:
1). YOU ARE A TREMENDOUS Lamar SmithGOT
2). YOU ENJOY THE FEELING OF COCK IN YOUR BUTTHOLE, BECAUSE YOU ARE SUCH A TREMENDOUS Lamar SmithGOT.
I HOPE YOU GET AIDS AND DIE
SINCERELY,
GO FUCK YOURSELF.

PS I BET BRITTNEY HAS ALREADY FUCKED HALF THE COUNTY BECAUSE SHE KNOW HOW MUCH OF A WHINEY LITTLE Lamar SmithGOT YOU ARE. YOU ARE SUCH A Lamar SmithGOT THAT I BET YOU WERE BORN WITH FUCKING GLITTER RODS AND RAINBOW DILDOES COMING RIGHT OUT OF YOUR ASSHOLE.
FUCK YOU
AND FUCK YOUR UGLY WHORE TOO

#7 to #3 - coolusrname (02/14/2012) [-]
So when you stop crying, why don't you tell us what you really think? And your post reminds me of why 90% Annons are wankers. If you feel so strongly about put your fucking name to it
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#4 to #3 - TehNinjaOkina (02/14/2012) [-]
At leastOH PEEwon't be alone like this guy.
User avatar #5 to #4 - chris chris (02/14/2012) [-]
he's just trollin
#2 - anonymous (02/14/2012) [-]
whose gettin laid tonight ? ;)

amazing necklace btw she'll love it
#1 - whofortytwo (02/14/2012) [-]
The card was rather clever, I must say.
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