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#109 - scotlandspie ONLINE (02/18/2012) [-]
I be a little late you see
this thread is dead

and alone I sit fapping
under the covers in my bed

No one can find me here
not even theOH PEE

but if they do find me here
I just jizzed.
#90 - redhotchilipepper (02/15/2012) [-]
my mum gave me chocolates today so im happy :)
User avatar #79 - thephantur ONLINE (02/15/2012) [-]
I played Mass Effect 2...

Forever alone...
#72 - russsty (02/15/2012) [-]
3% of people give gifts to their pets
*gives dog box of chocolates*

Fuck.
#70 - anonymous (02/15/2012) [-]
HEY ASSHOLE, POST YOUR FUCKING SOURCES. FUCK YOU! YOU LYING SACK OF SHIT! I BET YOU JUST MAKE THIS SHIT UP! EVERY ONE OF YOUR GODDAMN COMPS HAS THE MOST BULLSHIT "FACTS". GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A FLAMING CACTUS!

and yeah, i'm mad.
#64 - dearlybeloved (02/15/2012) [-]
SHIT i forgot to send my cat a valentine. He's going to kill me...
User avatar #57 - psudenonymous (02/15/2012) [-]
ahhh valentines day. The day st. valentine was stoned, beaten, and beheaded for conducting illegal marriages.
User avatar #46 - Yams (02/15/2012) [-]
I wouldn't theme these on fact sphere, because everything that he said was wrong...
User avatar #39 - sandnigglets (02/15/2012) [-]
Shakespear actually retoasted the story for romeo and juliet :s
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#43 to #38 - elixereight (02/15/2012) [-]
It's called being fat and ugly. Girls like that get treated like that. I'm sure that brainless chick was 10x hotter then you, same with all the other girls your bfs cheated on you with.
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#52 to #45 - plazmaflare (02/15/2012) [-]
You see you shouldnt post pictures of yourself on the internet, there are good ideas, and that isnt one of them.   
   
<also you shouldnt care, move onto the next person, or you could kill everybody, but i advise against that.
You see you shouldnt post pictures of yourself on the internet, there are good ideas, and that isnt one of them.

<also you shouldnt care, move onto the next person, or you could kill everybody, but i advise against that.
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User avatar #77 to #54 - dragonbornargonian (02/15/2012) [-]
But you should know that fat girls are usually forever alone.
#60 to #54 - elixereight (02/15/2012) [-]
I had no idea what you were doing until I read this xP
Yes, they're hideous. What's your point? You get friendzoned because your fat and ugly. A guy will only be into you if your not ugly.
Now as for your mind being full of fuck. A guy get's sympathy because it happens very often, when a guy likes a girl, and the girl doesn't like back. But less often, the other way around. And because it's less often, there isn't that many girls that "know that same feel". You know what i'm saying?
#56 to #54 - anonymous (02/15/2012) [-]
What the fuck are you doing right now? They might not know it, but you're being disrespectful as fuck. I get you've been hurt far too many times, but acting so butthurt won't get you a good guy.
#66 to #56 - superxspartan (02/15/2012) [-]
What the fuck is wrong with this thread that an anon is the only sensible person here.
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User avatar #103 to #58 - Zirkle (02/15/2012) [-]
Have you ever stopped... And thought to yourself..... "wait a minute. I'm the common denominator.... Maybe I'M the problem"?
#78 to #58 - dragonbornargonian (02/15/2012) [-]
Good guy? Never heard of one. Probably will never see one either.   
ood guy? Never heard of one. Probably will never see o   
Never heard of one.   
   
Bitch about 75 percent of this world is made up of good guys.
Good guy? Never heard of one. Probably will never see one either.
ood guy? Never heard of one. Probably will never see o
Never heard of one.

Bitch about 75 percent of this world is made up of good guys.
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#59 to #58 - elixereight (02/15/2012) [-]
Maybe you never find a good guy, because your on FJ. This site has no good guys.
On top of that, only decent girls decent good guys. You ma'am don't deserve one.
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#68 to #63 - elixereight (02/15/2012) [-]
Ma'am. Listen ma'am. You.. hey. LISTEN. Anyway, you dont seem to get my point. It's not about how nice you are, it's about how hot you are. You are ugly and fat. No matter how kind you are, you will always get friendzoned and cheated on because of that.

Now, let me take a loot at your comment.
> You Volunteering - Everybody in highschool does it. I do it too, helping kids and shit. It doesn't mean your nicer, it just means you want a nice resume.
> Your a nice person - NO, you just insulted like 10 ppl off your facebook. You seem like a bitch to me.
> Dad comes home every 2 months - This is you crying for sympathy. Am I right?
> Bullied - It's all part of being ugly.
> Beat up - I doubt it.
> Didn't expect FJ to turn it's back - 2 negative toenail clippings a comment, OMG. 2 people toenail clippinged me down! OH NOZE!! FJ hates me!!! If you look my comments got toenail clippinged down too.
> World go fuck itself - You seem mad? Maybe the internet is too much of a big boy place for you..
> Starting smoking - Nobody gives a shit attention whore.
#75 to #68 - beanizarchie (02/15/2012) [-]
This might come in handy :D
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#105 to #74 - elixereight (02/15/2012) [-]
You've gotten owned in every argument you've made. I look at the other responses you made with other users here. When somebody proves you wrong, you just stop commenting. Example: Comment #83. Just understand your wrong.

As for your comment.
> People who volunteer because they want to > losers.
> Kids to bad things to them because they're ugly, just like you.
> Again, nobody cares about your dad. Attention whore.
> Yes it is. Your ugly, thus you get bullied.
> Pics please.
> I dont need to see you in person you ugly fuck. I got that picture of a rotting potatoe as your avatar.
> If you don't care, why do you take so much time in replying to my comments?
> Telling people "OMG I"M GONNA START SMOKING NOW" Is an attention whore type thing to do. Retards these days...

Conclusion? You ma'am are retarded and ugly. Go away.
#106 to #105 - scottishmexican (02/16/2012) [-]
Oh holy fucking shit.

First of all, let me start off by saying my friend from shitty site we should ignore wanted to go on FJ so I let her use my username to make a comic. The fuckhead also makes comments about the boyfriends who cheated on her. (They really didn't she just says that because she wants attention.) She has no idea that Funnyjunk doesn't take that shit. I'm emailing her right the fuck now.

Also you're going to have to try harder to insult me. The reason I put my picture up is because I don't give two shits about what people think about me. Rotting potato? Wtf?

Also, she's not smoking. She hasn't even held a cigarette before, let alone know a dealer.

I am incredibly sorry. She's going back to shitty site we should ignore. She belongs there. If you want me to make it up to you, I read tarots for people. Ask any question and I'll answer it but if you've had enough, just say so. I'm deleting all of the comments she made right now.
#107 to #106 - elixereight (02/16/2012) [-]
I doubt this.
User avatar #108 to #107 - scottishmexican (02/16/2012) [-]
Well I can't do anything about that. And I can only delete 6 comments per day.
#86 to #74 - anonymous (02/15/2012) [-]
Both of you shut the fuck up. Both of you are in the wrong.
Yeah she's being an attention whore but bullying is a serious thing

Iknowthatfeel.jpeg
#89 to #86 - anonymous (02/15/2012) [-]
Same anon here. And we haven't even seen the supposed fat girl in real life, like she said. Judging from her profile pic, she's not bad looking, but not good looking either.
User avatar #40 to #38 - TheGussBuss (02/15/2012) [-]
>whothehellcares.jpeg
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#65 to #41 - piratesruler (02/15/2012) [-]
Stahpp eet. no one cares aboot yo 4ever arones I am duh 5ever arones. In all honesty ma'am just... no, JUST NO. STOP IT. NO. FUUUH STOP POSTING RANDOM GIRL PICTURES THEY GANNA GET ASS MOLESTED OKAYS? AND STOP SAYING OMG IM FOREVER ARONES. AT LEAST YOU HAD A BOYFRIEND. SHIT. I'M 15 AND I'VE BEEN ALONE FOR ALL THOSE YEARS. SHIT.
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#69 to #65 - superxspartan (02/15/2012) [-]
pic related, no sarcasm intended
#37 - anonymous (02/15/2012) [-]
This shit comes from OMG Facts, stop fucking taking all the credit asshole!
User avatar #33 - Nullifier (02/15/2012) [-]
Not surprised Juliet gets so many love letters. Her tits are fucking awesome.
#32 - anonymous (02/15/2012) [-]
Fun Fact: The Taj Mahal was not built for his wife, as that is unspecific. He had multiple wives and it was built for his favourite.
And that kids is the fun fact of the day!
#24 - ozkrissu (02/14/2012) [-]
this is me on V-day
User avatar #23 - joefishsticks (02/14/2012) [-]
Heart-shaped box? Wasn't a certain unstable song writer trapped in one of those for a few weeks?
#28 to #23 - YouGayFish (02/15/2012) [-]
actually he was trapped inside your magnet tar, pit, trap. and he was locked inside your heart shaped box, for, weeks. just saiyan.
User avatar #26 to #23 - youngfearless (02/15/2012) [-]
yeah i heard he blew his brains out
User avatar #31 to #26 - thatgirlrachel **User deleted account** (02/15/2012) [-]
Screw you.
User avatar #21 - TheOneKing (02/14/2012) [-]
I rented a movie called homeuax first thought was that it was about the group but it was about what some conspiracy theorist think about Shakespear. That he didn't write those plays but took credit for them. They made the point that almost every member of his immediate family was illiterate and there is no evidence showing he could write before or after those plays were made. It was pretty convincing.
#20 - anonymous (02/14/2012) [-]
Btw, the taj mahal was built as a tomb for his wife after he got depressed at started spending money like a woman at the mall, but good comp nonetheless
User avatar #19 - isheepwebcast (02/14/2012) [-]
Sumerian writing, Cuneiform, was invented about 3200 BCE. sorry bro
User avatar #17 - nopresident (02/14/2012) [-]
I just beat Portal 2 an hour ago. :D

semi-relevant
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