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Submitted: 02/14/2012
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User avatar #411 - iliekcereal ONLINE (02/15/2012) [-]
Last frame sorta ruined for me.
#399 - wakawakas (02/15/2012) [-]
Hey FJ! I just got my first girlfriend today! because i manned the fuck up, grew a pair of balls, and asked her out!
#402 to #399 - darylb (02/15/2012) [-]
whothehellcares.jpg
#405 to #402 - wakawakas (02/15/2012) [-]
Well, with all due respect, I care, and I was trying to make a point to FJ about how they have to man up if they don't want to be single on Valentine's day.
#407 to #405 - darylb (02/15/2012) [-]
loving how you're assuming everyone on FJ is a socially inept fucktard that couldn't get action in a barrel of fannies, I'm pretty the majority of the people on here have amazing relationships with wonderful girls (such as yourself), but lets not jump to conclusions.
#408 to #407 - wakawakas (02/15/2012) [-]
Hey man, I'm not thinking that at all, but there's so much shit about how guys are too shy to ask out girls. But the more I try to explain it, the more it sounds like I'm boasting and bragging about having a girlfriend, so i should probably just stop.
Hey man, I'm not thinking that at all, but there's so much shit about how guys are too shy to ask out girls. But the more I try to explain it, the more it sounds like I'm boasting and bragging about having a girlfriend, so i should probably just stop.
#410 to #408 - darylb (02/15/2012) [-]
or maybe you shouldn't be discouraged by a lonesome cynical wank on the internet and proclaim to the whole universe how amazing you feel? im just playin with you cause im tired and bored, good luck with your girl bro.
#393 - pancakesmcgee (02/15/2012) [-]
Yeah, I spent my V-day mackin a girl who got neglected by her boyfriend. I was such a boss.
User avatar #391 - thepalmtoptiger (02/15/2012) [-]
I spent the day with my posse of mixed gender. It was a good time I suppose.
#389 - mikepetru (02/15/2012) [-]
For all you annoying fuckers who are too stupid to get the joke:   
The last panel clearly shows a forever alone guy.  It is ironic because he is giving advice on how to be a man because he thinks it will get him to front page.   
THAT'S THE JOKE YOU FUCKING RETARDS!
For all you annoying fuckers who are too stupid to get the joke:
The last panel clearly shows a forever alone guy. It is ironic because he is giving advice on how to be a man because he thinks it will get him to front page.
THAT'S THE JOKE YOU FUCKING RETARDS!
User avatar #388 - chthulhu (02/15/2012) [-]
Fuck valentines day, it's my 18th birthday. I dub today Booze and Bacon day.
#387 - Brodyjguy (02/15/2012) [-]
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#386 to #381 - anonymous (02/15/2012) [-]
You missed the joke.
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#376 - unigrounds (02/15/2012) [-]
Valentine day already went by? Damn.. I din't know. Was too busy being sick at home. (^_^)
#398 to #376 - anonymous (02/15/2012) [-]
I am as well, But I feel secure enough that I don't have to prove to people (or myself) that I positively NEED a Valentine to make me happy.

P.S. Fuck being Sick.
User avatar #395 to #376 - thepalmtoptiger (02/15/2012) [-]
I've been infected too... Infected with love!

and here come the red toenail clippings.
#385 to #376 - gapsterpool **User deleted account** (02/15/2012) [-]
Yeah, I'm sick too, fucking feel like ripping my nose off.
Yeah, I'm sick too, fucking feel like ripping my nose off.
User avatar #375 - stickaslap (02/15/2012) [-]
havent upvoted a post in a while, but you get my toenail clipping because this was so accurate
#371 - jackawnick (02/15/2012) [-]
**jackawnick rolls 02**
User avatar #396 to #371 - thepalmtoptiger (02/15/2012) [-]
**thepalmtoptiger rolls 98**
User avatar #397 to #396 - thepalmtoptiger (02/15/2012) [-]
The horror!
#379 to #371 - anthonydf (02/15/2012) [-]
**anthonydf rolls 18**
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#384 to #380 - anthonydf (02/15/2012) [-]
legal age
#372 to #371 - jackawnick (02/15/2012) [-]
excellent
User avatar #363 - idskrillex (02/15/2012) [-]
i wasnt forever alone today, twas a day of greatness
#361 - wutda (02/15/2012) [-]
fixed
#359 - thenewusername (02/15/2012) [-]
Guys the real holiday was yesterday, desperation day. A joyous holiday where a 10 has the self esteem of a 4.
#400 to #394 - thenewusername (02/15/2012) [-]
suddenly a wild daft punk appears
#403 to #400 - zhooker (02/15/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, but I do not have anymore Daft Punk pictures ;_;
#370 to #359 - anonymous (02/15/2012) [-]
Sadly, too few amount of people will truly realize that NPH is riding on a Blue-Eyes White Dragon, and even fewer will realize where it's from...
#367 to #359 - iseeyouthar (02/15/2012) [-]
NPH on blue-eyes? okay...
#358 - feenixfan (02/15/2012) [-]
**feenixfan rolled a random image posted in comment #88 at My mom is cool **
#354 - nickyandkamy (02/15/2012) [-]
**nickyandkamy rolled a random image posted in comment #20 at Damn You Old Friend! **


YEA
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User avatar #350 - holycrapimacupcake (02/15/2012) [-]
I celebrate Anti-Valentine's Day.
#349 - owmowmow (02/15/2012) [-]
my date for valentine's day
#348 - anonymous (02/15/2012) [-]
Oh yes, because your advice seems to be working for you doesn't it?
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