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Dammit, I read it the whole way through, but that was fucking awesome.
Dedz to that hero anon.
Dedz to that hero anon.
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#511 -
Rome (02/15/2012) [-] 
>Walkin home with my long-time GF after swimming
>Walking down the street about 8 PM, starting to get dark.
>Feel my pockets and realize my headphones fell out.
>Turn around and walk back about 3 yards where they're laying on the sidewalk.
>GF waits for me to come back after picking up headphones.
>See nickel next to headphones.
>JEW MODE ACTIVATED.
>Take a little to try to get the damn thing off the ground.
>Get it and look up.
>See car hurtling towards my GF.
>Hits her going 60.
>She managed to semi get out of the way.
>Laying on the sidewalk, covered in blood, on the verge of death.
>I start crying and tell her she'll make it.
>Her breathing fades and she says "Don't... worry... I will never give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna turn around and desert you."
>Walking down the street about 8 PM, starting to get dark.
>Feel my pockets and realize my headphones fell out.
>Turn around and walk back about 3 yards where they're laying on the sidewalk.
>GF waits for me to come back after picking up headphones.
>See nickel next to headphones.
>JEW MODE ACTIVATED.
>Take a little to try to get the damn thing off the ground.
>Get it and look up.
>See car hurtling towards my GF.
>Hits her going 60.
>She managed to semi get out of the way.
>Laying on the sidewalk, covered in blood, on the verge of death.
>I start crying and tell her she'll make it.
>Her breathing fades and she says "Don't... worry... I will never give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna turn around and desert you."
#510 -
pingasbomb (02/15/2012) [-] **pingasbomb rolled a random image posted in comment #148 at Fuck The Police! ** fuckinOH PEEnow their sucking transvestites cocks
#509 -
pennstate (02/15/2012) [-] I knew something was up when I read friday, always something trollish when you mix 4chan and the word friday
#508 -
thewiseass (02/15/2012) [-] SWEET!!! I ACTUALLY SAW AND READ THIS ON 4CHAN!!!! ......WAIT.... damn caps locks -_-"
oh and..... I love you guys..... and chicks....
oh and..... I love you guys..... and chicks....
#496 -
killajose (02/15/2012) [-] The moment I saw the mention of seat,
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Then I sang along.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Then I sang along.
