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Submitted: 02/14/2012
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User avatar #15 - starlightglows (04/08/2012) [-]
I don't have much, but once in a while i do and I freak out but I feel bad cuz MPF is my best friend in real life and i think i make her want to shoot me,. :(

#16 to #15 - midnightphantomfox (04/08/2012) [-]
Shoot you? Oh, no no no, of COURSE not! ;D

That'd be much too quick...

Too...painless.
User avatar #9 - shortbusterrorist ONLINE (02/15/2012) [-]
I hate how I eat perfectly healthy, don't eat fast food and don't drink pop and I still have a face full of acne. I also work out everyday and in great shape and shower when I wake up and after my work out.... And then there is this one kid who's 5 ft tall and 270 pounds who eats fast food everyday and drinks 3 pops everyday and he has perfectly clear skin.... It's fucking bullshit and it pisses me off more than anything else in this world. Like, how can I impress a girl with a pizza face, it really tears apart my confidence. I also do everything that's recommended to get rid of acne (wash face, get lots of sunlight, drink a lot of water, don't eat greasy food, don't touch face) and it still won't go away.
User avatar #14 to #9 - illegalartist (02/17/2012) [-]
pretty much exact same but i got so fucking pissed off at my acne that i scratched at it once and now ihave a shitload of scars. ive pretty much resolved to never date again until after i turn 20 (when you apparently start producing less acne)
#6 - anonymous (02/15/2012) [-]
yea i know. its like, uh no shit
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#4 - vaginismus (02/14/2012) [-]
Same for me, also when someone comments on my height (I'm 5 feet, around 152cm). "WOAH YOU'RE SMALL!" No shit, now what do you propose I do about it?!
#8 to #4 - detective (02/15/2012) [-]
5'1 here. Everyone of my friends is pretty tall (Well, so is everyone compared to me), but it's like, no fuckin shit, I didn't notice I was looking up at everyone.

I like to think I'm fun-sized. Or travel sized.


#10 to #8 - vaginismus (02/15/2012) [-]
Haha, yeah that's what I like to think too. But sometimes it's annoying that I also look VERY young, so people usually think I'm 14 or 15 even though I'm 19...

Even more funny is the fact that my bf is 195cm, so we get to hear comments from every new acquaintance we meet. "WOW YOUR HEIGHT DIFFERENCE IS SO BIG, HOW DOES THAT WORK?!?"

IT WORKS JUST FINE AND DANDY, THANK YOU.
#12 to #10 - vaginismus (02/15/2012) [-]
And also every tall girl is saying, sometimes jealously, that I can wear high heels all the time!

Yeah that's nice, except I don't really like wearing them.
User avatar #7 to #4 - weinerdick (02/15/2012) [-]
I suggest you use my trench coat as a blanket so I can laugh.
#11 to #7 - vaginismus (02/15/2012) [-]
Dunno who gave you those red toenail clippings, but hahaha. How tall are you? I already use my bf's t-shirts as a pajama, and they are like dresses for me :D
User avatar #13 to #11 - weinerdick (02/15/2012) [-]
I'm like 5'8" but The thing goes a little over halfway down my calves. I love it :D
User avatar #3 - devilspecter (02/14/2012) [-]
is the girl irish or something?
#2 - katnissftw (02/14/2012) [-]
toenail clipping because I know that feel! I'm like no shit! I didn't notice something on my FACE!
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