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RSS Feeds What have you been doing on valentine's
I've been doing this! I cry at night thinking how lonely I am with nobody to spend my life and happiness with totally have a girlfriend and she totally loved this so I thought I'd kill myself share. Hope you enjoy!
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segepop **User deleted account** (02/14/2012) [-] 
Other pick-up lines to choose from:
You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.
My 'up-time' is better than BSD.
Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!
You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.
How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?
Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
Your beauty rivals the graphics of Doom 3.
You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up.
Want to see my Red Hat?
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
You put the SPARC in my workstation.
You make my software turn into hardware!
Isn't your e-mail address beautifulgirl@ mydreams.com?
I'd switch to emacs for you.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this?
Hey, how 'bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU.
I'd like to play on your laptop.
www.pickuplinesgalore.com/c...
You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.
My 'up-time' is better than BSD.
Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!
You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.
How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?
Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
Your beauty rivals the graphics of Doom 3.
You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up.
Want to see my Red Hat?
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
You put the SPARC in my workstation.
You make my software turn into hardware!
Isn't your e-mail address beautifulgirl@ mydreams.com?
I'd switch to emacs for you.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this?
Hey, how 'bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU.
I'd like to play on your laptop.
www.pickuplinesgalore.com/c...