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She Can See Into Your Soul

Thanks, but do I have anything in my teeth?
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#344 - dekuswagg (02/14/2012) [-]
<MFW Guards comment on fur coming out of my ears.
#329 - breakfastlunch (02/14/2012) [-]
But surprisingly, once I went into her store and she said that, and when I looked in my Active Effects, Ataxia was one of them. MFW.
#325 - breakfastlunch (02/14/2012) [-]
MFW she tells me that and I'm completely healthy
User avatar #322 - protomanrules (02/14/2012) [-]
a guard- "what that?? is that fur growing out of your ears???
me wondering how he sees my ears if im a fucking argonian and im wearing nighting gale armor....
#313 - halfataco (02/14/2012) [-]
MFW i got Daedric armor
MFW i got Daedric armor
#362 to #313 - mrcheekyface (02/21/2012) [-]
My face when I got Daedric armor and weapons.
User avatar #312 - SheWolfie (02/14/2012) [-]
i seem to like the nightingale armor better that daedric, i seem to like the headwear more.
#320 to #312 - anonymous (02/14/2012) [-]
I seem to want to shout you off the Throat of the World.
#306 - anonymous (02/14/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 211** skyrim sucks ass
#341 to #306 - poopburritoz ONLINE (02/14/2012) [-]
What I have to tell the police
What I have to tell the police
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#305 - zeldaforever (02/14/2012) [-]
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#302 - newguysilver **User deleted account** (02/14/2012) [-]
**newguysilver rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at You dont say **
#291 - squeebels (02/14/2012) [-]
Or you could be like me.
User avatar #284 - Deception (02/14/2012) [-]
**Deception rolls 667**
#332 to #284 - dudedudehi (02/14/2012) [-]
**dudedudehi rolls 7** Here bro. Minus This.
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#281 - evilbearproduction **User deleted account** (02/14/2012) [-]
User avatar #255 - huzibizi (02/14/2012) [-]
You have all deadric armor. HACKER!!
User avatar #347 to #255 - huzibizi (02/15/2012) [-]
I'll eat your family for toenail clippinging my comment down
#319 to #255 - welodog (02/14/2012) [-]
<- This says it all...
User avatar #315 to #255 - SheWolfie (02/14/2012) [-]
heres a hint, GO TO THE FUCKING COMPANIONS THERES A DAEDRA HEART THERE STEAL IT.
and do azuras star quest
#337 to #315 - ckys (02/14/2012) [-]
than go to the sky forge...
pic kinda related
#309 to #255 - halfataco (02/14/2012) [-]
You know nothing!
#293 to #255 - invshika (02/14/2012) [-]
I haven't seen that many red toenail clippings in a long time!
I haven't seen that many red toenail clippings in a long time!
#323 to #293 - kushkiller ONLINE (02/14/2012) [-]
you kidding last week i saw a comment with 111 red toenail clippings
you kidding last week i saw a comment with 111 red toenail clippings
#265 to #255 - anonymous (02/14/2012) [-]
Atronach forge, suuuuuuuuuuuuck it smithing people!
User avatar #277 to #265 - RedSarge (02/14/2012) [-]
it's still not as good.
#274 to #265 - graywulf **User deleted account** (02/14/2012) [-]
User avatar #259 to #255 - graywulf **User deleted account** (02/14/2012) [-]
...I have all legendary daedric armor...I built it my self.Weapon shield and everything.
User avatar #266 to #259 - RedSarge (02/14/2012) [-]
Legendary doesnt mean it's the best. It's kinda stupid, you have to get 100 smithing, and then make a bunch of fortify potions and armor. And then accoriding to the internet that when you have everything at the absolute max, dragonplate is better.
User avatar #317 to #266 - SheWolfie (02/14/2012) [-]
Daedric is best weapons, you can't make a dragon plate sword now can you
#328 to #317 - zulloz (02/14/2012) [-]
You do know there is a mod for PC now called Dragon Weapons, don't you?
User avatar #333 to #328 - SheWolfie (02/14/2012) [-]
i'm sorry i have an Xbox
my mother got me a mac for xmas so i can't game.
#346 to #333 - zulloz (02/15/2012) [-]
Shiiiit
Well that's one of the reasons I'm a PC gamer, Mods, better specs and easier access.
But yea, I'm getting a Xbox in a few weeks so I guess i'll have to adapt to it.
User avatar #326 to #317 - RedSarge (02/14/2012) [-]
nobody ever said anything about weapons...
User avatar #330 to #326 - SheWolfie (02/14/2012) [-]
he's saying things like all dragon is best but dragon doesn't make weapons so technically daedric is the best full set
User avatar #334 to #330 - RedSarge (02/14/2012) [-]
Um....weapons have nothing to do with armor. And I use the Mace of Molag Bol, most people use unique things. This i salso a discussion about armor, not weapons. Weapons don't count as a suit of armor, so any mention of daedric weapons are irrelevant.
User avatar #278 to #266 - potatot ONLINE (02/14/2012) [-]
Or get the notched pickaxe...
Or disenchant that bitch.
User avatar #280 to #278 - RedSarge (02/14/2012) [-]
you need the notched pickaxe, smithing jewelry and armor, and potions.
#272 to #266 - bigmanblue (02/14/2012) [-]
dragon plate is never better then daedric
daedric has a higher base balue and improoving weapons and armour increases their base number by a certain percentage therefore if somthing has a higher base when equaly upgraded it will always have a higher value
User avatar #276 to #272 - RedSarge (02/14/2012) [-]
Dragonplate has a higher improved value. The base value is irrelevant. and liek i said, its only better if you use potion to boost your smithing to like 200. and the difference is only like 5 points.
#282 to #276 - bigmanblue (02/14/2012) [-]
like i said improoving adds a set percentage so it cant have a higher improoved value m8
that would be akin to saying 2 x 4 is more then 2 x 5
daedric is better then dragonplate no matter how many times you improove it so long as you improove them both the same amount
User avatar #287 to #282 - RedSarge (02/14/2012) [-]
Taken directly from the elder scrolls wiki.

Of all the heavy armors, Daedric armor still beats dragon armors in base rating, despite a higher skill is needed to make the dragon armors. However, if you upgrade Dragon and Daedric with maxed out upgrades, (Smithing of 100, Blacksmith Potions, and other smith enhancing items) you will find that Dragon becomes superior to Daedric. Technically, Dragon's armor rating will still be below Daedric's, but both ratings will be far over the armor cap of 567 (for example, Dragon would be at around 700 and Daedric around 770). At this point, Dragon is superior because it weighs far less than Daedric, as the extra armor over 567 is useless in most cases. (Unconfirmed: Afer all enchanting is done on armor, Dragon MAY have higher armor rating, although anything above 567 is useless.)


#304 to #287 - bigmanblue (02/14/2012) [-]
thats not armour value though
as i said daedric is better armour value i didnt say anything about weight
User avatar #324 to #304 - RedSarge (02/14/2012) [-]
Dragon MAY have higher armor rating, although anything above 567 is useless.)


#338 to #324 - bigmanblue (02/14/2012) [-]
....your own damn comment said that daedric had better armour rating
regardless wether higher the 567 is useless or not daedric has higher
User avatar #339 to #338 - RedSarge (02/14/2012) [-]
You're completely ignoring the last part. Armor, with maxed smithing, potions, notched axe, smithing armor, and fortify heavy armor enchantments put dragon on top. If you dont use ALL of that, daedric is better.
#348 to #339 - bigmanblue (02/15/2012) [-]
it only bloody says dragon is better cos its lighter
it has a lower armour rating but at that high a number the difference means nothing
you are just being an ilitarate imbacile
User avatar #361 to #348 - RedSarge (02/16/2012) [-]
Jesus christ YOUR NOT READING IT ALL. Afer all enchanting is done on armor, Dragon MAY have higher armor rating, although anything above 567 is useless TAKEN STREIGHT FROM THE WIKI/GAME GUIDE
User avatar #263 to #259 - Gurkinz (02/14/2012) [-]
The only way I know of getting Daedra armour is via summoning or smelting it.
YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL.
User avatar #279 to #263 - pissedoffatfj (02/14/2012) [-]
I had deadric armour the weekend skyrim came out all you do is craft thousands of iron daggers till you reach 100.
User avatar #254 - hauntzor (02/14/2012) [-]
Reminds me of the Fallout 3 comic where the girl from his home vault still recognizes him even though he's wearing Enclave armor
#247 - lukefaulk (02/14/2012) [-]
I saw this in recent uploads, without all the fancy text with 4 toenail clippings last month
User avatar #358 to #247 - moyk (02/15/2012) [-]
bullshit. This is my original idea, I even made the "logic" text myself for it does not exist outside this post
#316 to #247 - halfataco (02/14/2012) [-]
I dont want any retoasts!
I dont want any retoasts!
#242 - CaptAwesome (02/14/2012) [-]
OLD SPICE IS SO STRONG IT CAN'T ONLY COMMENT ON ITS RELATED CONTENT   
   
PUH PUH PUH PUH PUH PUH POWER.
OLD SPICE IS SO STRONG IT CAN'T ONLY COMMENT ON ITS RELATED CONTENT

PUH PUH PUH PUH PUH PUH POWER.
#321 to #242 - chillmrstalker ONLINE (02/14/2012) [-]
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#311 to #242 - tonytails (02/14/2012) [-]
i love it!!   
   
i wish i had thought of it first though...
i love it!!

i wish i had thought of it first though...
User avatar #260 to #242 - graywulf **User deleted account** (02/14/2012) [-]
OLD SPICE IS SO POWERFUL IT SELLS IT'S SELF IN OTHER PEOPLES RE-POSTS!!!
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User avatar #240 - espegaz **User deleted account** (02/14/2012) [-]
...can someone tell me why everyone ask you why you look pale. even on my redguard game.
User avatar #290 to #240 - espegaz **User deleted account** (02/14/2012) [-]
THANKIEZ.

i had some disease i got from a bear when i was escaping on the 1st mission. had it for awhile and didn't know it because i was a noob :l then i became a werewolf. makes sense~ thankies
#273 to #240 - bigmanblue (02/14/2012) [-]
its generaly if you havnt slept for a while
i noticed that they tell you you look pale then if you sleep for 1 hour you wont hear it again for at least couple of game days
#244 to #240 - anonymous (02/14/2012) [-]
cause you are probably are a werewolf
User avatar #249 to #244 - espegaz **User deleted account** (02/14/2012) [-]
i heard that before i became a werewolf.
User avatar #267 to #249 - RedSarge (02/14/2012) [-]
Alchemists say it to sell you potions, even if you arent sick. They might also say it if youre a werewolf, vampire, or haven't slept in a long time.
#250 to #249 - anonymous (02/14/2012) [-]
If you have any disease whatsoever they say it
#236 - xswag (02/14/2012) [-]
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User avatar #357 to #236 - moyk (02/15/2012) [-]
+Fav
#253 to #236 - anonymous (02/14/2012) [-]
Somebody PLEASE put an "Abandon thread!" on that... just... please
#299 to #253 - arejewkiddingme (02/14/2012) [-]
Kinda cruddy but what ever
Kinda cruddy but what ever
#297 to #253 - renegadehawk (02/14/2012) [-]
I tried my best.
I tried my best.
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