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Oh god, forever alone.
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notveryoriginal (02/15/2012) [-] Oh hey, look! It's my content that I posted a year ago! Wow, something that took me four hours to draw only took you two minutes to retoast. Don't believe me? Check the bottom right hand corner of the computer monitor in the last panel. It says notveryoriginal. If you're going to retoast something you know someone worked hard on, at least have the decency to say it's a retoast.
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anonymous (02/15/2012) [-]
same here sister, it's nice to see a fellow female post one of these, maximum respect.
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fathersuperior (02/15/2012) [-] Would you please stop this shit? It's getting irritating beyond belief to hear everyone on FJ complain about how they're friend-zoned by their crush or the girl they like only dates assholes. NO FUCKING SHIT. It's the way things are now. Girls typically have poor judgement in who they choose to date and genuinely nice guys are left alone. Stop trying to fight it. You will not get that girl, because she is an idiot who prefers tough assholes to whatever niche you fit into. Too fucking bad. Just move onto the next girl you are attracted to, assuming there is one. You all act like this one girl is so amazing but I'm willing to bet my life that she's nothing special and your hormones are turning you into a crybaby bitch. If she's not giving you a chance, it means that you're shooting above your league. Lower your standards or stop bitching about how you'll never get a girlfriend, it's your choice. Furthermore, why do you even want a relationship? You have two hands and access to the internet, which means access to porn. That's all a man needs... ever.
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fathersuperior (02/15/2012) [-] Nope, I'm not even 16 yet so I really could care less that I've yet to be involved in statutory rape. The fact that you're no longer a virgin means that you're likely one of the people on FJ of older age. My rant was directed towards the adolescents without any idea of what love really is that commonly occupy this site, so I don't understand as to why you felt the need to ridicule me when you are clearly not part of the audience to whom I was speaking.
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dacmon (02/15/2012) [-] You should have specified. And there are old guys that don't understand love. Also, 16 is legal depending on the age of your partner or country/state you live in. BTW, they got the right to be alones, let them be. You'll not have love partners in some stages of life. Excepting whores, only if you got extra money.
Had no proper reaction image.
Had no proper reaction image.
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fathersuperior (02/15/2012) [-] Perhaps your right, I just am accustomed to thinking that people on this site are, for the most part, in their teenage years, what with all the whiny self-centered content about the friend-zone that reaches front page. I should have reminded myself that this is not the case. I apologize and thank you for understanding. However, I fear that you haven't gotten my point. I wasn't saying that at a certain age you begin to understand love. I was referring to the trend in teenagers where they think they know all there is to know about love and everything else. I also most certainly did not mean to say that they had to be in a relationship. I personally am incredibly content with my solitary lifestyle. I was saying that if these children were going to seek out relationships, then they need to be able to comprehend the mechanics of the delicate system it is instead of just mindlessly blabbering on and on about how they'll never get with the girl/boy they want when we all know that they are damn well out of their league. If the dating game is something you don't fare well in, either change your approach or quit, don't keep on complaining about something that won't change.
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donkeyking (02/14/2012) [-] I don't give a shit how good you can draw, make something original and funny
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Dreadlord (02/14/2012) [-] Everybody is saying how they're forever alone like it's such a terrible thing. Well let me explain my love life so you can understand why when I say I wouldn't mind being forever alone.
There are about three girls after me. That I'm sure of. Now before you say "Dreadlord, what is wrong with you? Are you gay or something?", let me explain these girls.
First off, there was one girl who is quite pretty and seemed very shy, I decided I might try to befriend her and see where it went. Well, it turns out she's quite a self centred feminist at times and is an avid member of the labour party (who I have absolutely no love for, at all). Now she's quite nice and she seems to always want to talk to me, but she's a workaholic and has next to nothing in common with me. Now I don't want to friendzone her, because then I would feel like a hypocrite and an arsehole, so I have to avoid her like plague.
Secondly, there's this girl who constantly pesters me and messes up my hair. She scares me, and my friends believe she has a thing for me. She is pretty, but she's a touch mad and has a boyfriend (who I have known for a while). She's also a vegetarian, and I have a sneaking suspicion I wouldn't be allowed to eat chicken around her.
I've saved the best for last, this final girl is a real cracker. She's pretty, funny and is generally an amazing girl... most of the time. She has a history of being a bit of a tease and she flirts with pretty much anyone with male genitalia. She has a tendency to also get drunk and say/do stupid things. She even turned up to school one day drunk with a bottle of vodka in her bag. One of my friends is also her ex. And she will try to make him feel awkward and uncomfortable. To directly quote her "Hold on a moment, it looks like Joe's having in too much fun."
She's also a bit of a maniacal sociopath who would try to twist me and ruin my friendships with people if a relationship with her didn't end in a dual cremation. She's also from a Christian family.
There are about three girls after me. That I'm sure of. Now before you say "Dreadlord, what is wrong with you? Are you gay or something?", let me explain these girls.
First off, there was one girl who is quite pretty and seemed very shy, I decided I might try to befriend her and see where it went. Well, it turns out she's quite a self centred feminist at times and is an avid member of the labour party (who I have absolutely no love for, at all). Now she's quite nice and she seems to always want to talk to me, but she's a workaholic and has next to nothing in common with me. Now I don't want to friendzone her, because then I would feel like a hypocrite and an arsehole, so I have to avoid her like plague.
Secondly, there's this girl who constantly pesters me and messes up my hair. She scares me, and my friends believe she has a thing for me. She is pretty, but she's a touch mad and has a boyfriend (who I have known for a while). She's also a vegetarian, and I have a sneaking suspicion I wouldn't be allowed to eat chicken around her.
I've saved the best for last, this final girl is a real cracker. She's pretty, funny and is generally an amazing girl... most of the time. She has a history of being a bit of a tease and she flirts with pretty much anyone with male genitalia. She has a tendency to also get drunk and say/do stupid things. She even turned up to school one day drunk with a bottle of vodka in her bag. One of my friends is also her ex. And she will try to make him feel awkward and uncomfortable. To directly quote her "Hold on a moment, it looks like Joe's having in too much fun."
She's also a bit of a maniacal sociopath who would try to twist me and ruin my friendships with people if a relationship with her didn't end in a dual cremation. She's also from a Christian family.
#589 -
holyshitxd (02/14/2012) [-] Broken up with a week ago, was gonna be the first Valentines day where I wasn't forever alone.
#587 -
anonymous (02/14/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 156** Trips and the first person to reply will get laid tonight!
#583 -
jerrywolf ONLINE (02/14/2012) [-] Just looked at this, while watching the Lunar Lakes interview.... lol
I know that feel....only my sims date.....
I know that feel....only my sims date.....
#578 -
superstudmuffen (02/14/2012) [-] was gonna ask out the girl i like after school....couldnt find her. FML
