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Religous people

How to get rid of people who come to your house and try to convert you (OC)
Tags: religon
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Submitted: 02/13/2012
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#6 - anonymous (02/14/2012) [-]
toenail clippings to you bro! imma use that next time that happens to me
User avatar #2 - mookiez (02/14/2012) [-]
You got some flaws bro, 1 day to God is a thousand years, so it took 6 thousand years, he rested on the 7th, so it would be 6 days, or 6 thousands years.
#5 to #2 - bladerunnerskills (02/14/2012) [-]
A believer can handle snakes or drink poison and not experience any harm. actual quote from the bible, now tell me if god is real why are millions of innocent people on earth dieing?
User avatar #7 to #5 - grantika (02/15/2012) [-]
millions of people are dying because they aren't important to gods plan.
#8 to #7 - bladerunnerskills (02/15/2012) [-]
so basically god is an asshole?
#3 to #2 - anonymous (02/14/2012) [-]
How convenient. Patchwork religion at it's finest. The bible says some thing ridiculous, you say "Oh don't be silly, it's not LITERAL *insert slightly-less bullshit assertion*".

You're the one with floors, brah.
#4 to #3 - anonymous (02/14/2012) [-]
No no. The patch work is "Things that make sense we believe in, the rest is just metaphors."
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