Let me help you get the girl

And about changing yourself. only change yourself for your own sake. like everyone else im gonna say it, dont change for others. one day sophomore year i decided "i wanna be more out going" so i talked to people in my grade. we were no more then aquatinces and thats all they ever were. it was a bit easier then talking to strangers. i never went out in high school. its ok if you dont either.

Make up a line to start with right now. memorize it and lead off with it next time you meet a girl. Her response will warrent what you say next. the best way to think on your toes is to practice.
hit a brick wall and cant think of anything else to say? say it was nice meeting you (or talking to you) and walk away.
Pretend youre meeting an old friend. its an easy way to show that youre friendly (unless youre a dick to your friends, in that case, be friendly)

First of all. Don't thank me.
Secondly just stop calling yourself a "Forever alone." You are not alone. Never. You have great friends remember?

Ok anyway it sounds to me like you have the right idea but need a certain ways of going about doing it. So here are some tricks.
For me and my buddy Joe (who is down the page) we both had the same "We wanna approach but don't know what to say." When we made it to college we started living outside of our comfort zones and realize, we dont care what they think. They know nothing about us. So if they come off bitchy, its their problem really. If you can practice that approach then that will help. Start with some dudes if its easier. Talk about the game from last night or something.

We all feel this approach anxiety. Its hard wired as a male so you just have to learn how to tame it. There is a game out there (which I havent tried but want to) where you get 5 $20 bills (or whatever you use or lower the amount if you have to or something) and give it to your friend. So when you eye up a girl, you have to go say something or your buddy keeps a $20. That way you work through it to get your money back.

Approaching is tough. Trying saying "excuse me miss I need a female opinion on something" then come up with some weird thing to say.

Or maybe what you can do is go up to a girl, say "Hi I'm (whatever your name is) and I think your gorgeous but I want you to reject me." Doesnt really make sense at first but it helps you get over the fear of rejection.

Just be you man. You sound like a good dude. Joe is about to leave you some advice as well.

Let it be known everyone that this comment was left by my wingman. Who has an account on here and is just being a dumbass. "Be the guy who flirts with her. Not the friend."

ahh its just joemech. i was on my ipod at the time so i wasnt logged in. going from friend to boyfriend is harder then going from stranger, to some one who the girl is talking to, to boyfriend.

Guys listen to Joe. He is my wing for a reason.

you can blurt out that your a good guy or whatever, but you CAN show people by being funny when you meet someone.
WRONG : " HI GUYS IM A GREAT GUY BE MY FRIEND"
RIGHT ; " ( SOME JOKE YOUVE REHEARSED THAT BREAKS THE ICE ((IM TOO LAZY TO THINK OF AN ACTUAL EXAMPLE)) ((( AND DONT USE THE POLAR BEAR ONE!))))
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First and foremost I would like to say if you haven't looked into Bowling Green State University, look us up. Mid size school with full time fun. (And work of course.)
Sure you can't blurt out to a stranger "WANNA HAVE SEX AND GET MARRIED?" Thats kinda odd. However you can approach a girl in the day and just say "Hi. I swear Im not gonna mug you but I thought you were really pretty and just had to meet you." The key to approaching random strangers is being confident and funny.

Being introduced through a friend is always easier. You said you are a funny, friendly guy. So show her that. Smile. Be funny. Break the touch barrier. I always say, "Don't be the friend but be the guy who hits on her" so do that.
For example.
If you are talking and smiling and she's laughing. Say "I bet we look cute together." spin her around and hug her from behind and say to your friend. What do you think? Everyone will giggle and just let her go and act like it never happened. Be confident in what you do. Don't ask permission.

Girls are humans too.
Hey man, don't worry about it. I was the same way once and decided to take action. Forever alone is just shit for those who refuse to try. By asking questions, you are trying. And you are already doing more than 90% of the population.

Hey bro. Ok we see this a lot. First of all, you sound like a great dude. I am going to assume you are still in high school? If that is a safe assumption, then I understand where you are coming from.
1. Drop the whole "Im single and it sucks." Nothing beats being single man. Once you are in a bad relationship that hurts you emotionally, you understand this. Be single and rock that shit like a badge of honor.

2. So you dont party a lot. You dont drink a lot. Thats fine man. What I would recommend is finding some local hang outs. My buddies and I have a small bar we like to go to. We eat burgers and sip coke and when some lovely young lady walks in, we let one another approach and if she rejects, who cares?

3. Your last little bit is a pretty common misconception. Yes some girls are in to D-bags. DONT BE A D-BAG. Be a man. You dont have to be mean to her. Spit or hit her. However, always be ready to walk away from her if she's being a bitch. You deserve better than that.

4. Use the 3 second rule. When I see a hot girl I must approach in 3 seconds. (Or close if shes far away). Simple rule. If I have nothing to say, I just go, "Hey, I'm not gonna steal your purse or anything. I just wanted to let you know I think you are absolutely gorgeous." say it with a smile and then just walk away. She will appreciate it. Might seem a little odd but if a girl told you she thought you were ripped with a smile and walked away, you would bounce with some swag wouldn't you?

5. Confidence is key. You are THEE shit man. Not the shit but THEE shit. Rock everything you got.

If you have an account on here login and add me as a friend and if you have more to ask let me know.

No man. YOU are awesome. Now go get some ladies. Its what the caveman in you wants to do.