Skrillex is a homosexual Satan worshiper. Please try to read this without laughing. I think its damn near impossible. Link: www.christwire.org/2012/02/skrillex- skrillex Satan homosexual
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Skrillex is a homosexual Satan worshiper

Skrillex is a homosexual Satan worshiper. Please try to read this without laughing. I think its damn near impossible. Link: www.christwire.org/2012/02/skrillex-

Please try to read this without laughing. I think its damn near impossible.
Link: www.christwire.org/2012/02/skrillex-uses-satanic-and-homosexual-influence-to-win-grammys/

Skrillex Uses Satanic and Homosexual
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Please join with me in dubstep and this evil, satanic harbinger of deceit.
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User avatar #5 - uniqueusernames (02/13/2012) [+] (7 replies)
"over 100% of homosexual gays listen to skrillex"
well there you have it folks.
#23 - jumpinjohosefat (02/13/2012) [+] (7 replies)
What if Mark E. Figs is secretly Deadmau5 and is trolling Skrillex again???
#101 - funnyjunktitan (02/14/2012) [+] (3 replies)
#30 - monkeybrains (02/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I wonder how long it will take people reading this article to realize it's a satire website.
I wonder how long it will take people reading this article to realize it's a satire website.
#346 - choclategum (02/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I'm raging so hard because it seems that nobody knows this is a troll site.
I'm raging so hard because it seems that nobody knows this is a troll site.
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#70 - theamazingmaze **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (12 replies)
#347 - hooptiemaine (02/14/2012) [-]
How did my article end up here?
#65 - jlmiller (02/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I don't hate him for what he is or stands for. I hate him because his "music" ******* sucks.
#769 - AustintheAtrain (02/14/2012) [-]
You guys do realize Christwire is a site like the Onion, right? all fake news. Yet most of you believe this crap and hate on Christians because of it. Not all, but a lot.
You guys do realize Christwire is a site like the Onion, right? all fake news. Yet most of you believe this crap and hate on Christians because of it. Not all, but a lot.
#723 - effzero (02/14/2012) [+] (10 replies)
Skrillex is the inventor of "Dubstep" . Stupid cunts , they obviously haven't done their research.....
#7 - littlebigfox (02/13/2012) [-]
"over 100% of homesexual gays".......

"over 100% of homesexual gays".......

"over 100% of homesexual gays".......

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#584 - herecomesjohnny (02/14/2012) [-]
The worst thing that guy ever said was: 'Skrillex is the inventor of dubstep'.
#440 - pzykotic (02/14/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Lmao, I can't believe some people actually fell for this.
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Seriouslyy, this just proves that Skrilex fans are stupid to the point where they think this is a radical artice and defend it. I read the comments expecting "Obvious troll is obvious", but instead get to read how stupid some of you are to fall for this.

Why am I mad? Because I listen to Skrillex. Will I defend his music towards trolls like this? **** no.

Picture related. The troll face includes the disgust I have towards the Skrillex fans who replied to this post with "1. - 8."(list of arguments) "I'm a christian, but this article.."(claiming your religion matters to this article) or "*talk about ravers or rave*".

The worst part for those curious isn't in the article, it's in the replies:
"You can debate me or not, but if you don’t by default i am right." - 'ano­nymous atheist'
#789 - hauntzor (02/14/2012) [-]
Yes, all of this information is completely accurate. I spot no errors, bias or overblown claims in any shape or form in this very factual news report.
#516 - lucidwater (02/14/2012) [-]
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User avatar #720 - backupclover (02/14/2012) [+] (6 replies)
How can something be over 100%... and how can something be 1000%... it doesn't make sense.
#730 to #720 - megus (02/14/2012) [-]
easy...
User avatar #429 - oxan (02/14/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Christwire is a satirical site. Chill.
User avatar #320 - mikemont (02/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
come on now, all skrillex is guilty of is being the most overrated artist outside of mainstream pop.
#318 - niburu (02/14/2012) [-]
if u take christwire seriously...
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