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Skrillex is a homosexual Satan worshiper

Please try to read this without laughing. I think its damn near impossible.
Link: www.christwire.org/2012/02/skrillex-uses-satanic-and-homosexual-influence-to-win-grammys/
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Submitted: 02/13/2012
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#817 - DrollHumor (05/06/2012) [-]
"Gothic" icon?   
   
No... dear god... NO!
"Gothic" icon?

No... dear god... NO!
#816 - anonymous (05/03/2012) [-]
Dafuq thats clearly not sonny and hes drinking a fif you drink ecstasy yapp cuz if you do drink it you diee idiots these days

#815 - anonymous (05/02/2012) [-]
Oh and I forgot to specify that I complain the 4 kids of this disturbed...
(excuse me for the translation's mistake in my previous comment...)
#814 - anonymous (05/02/2012) [-]
Oh and I forgot to specify that I heights the 4 kids of this disturbed...
#813 - anonymous (05/02/2012) [-]
Just wanna say that the author of this article should be ashame about pretending being a Christian!
I am one myself, and this religion teaches us about love and share between humans...
Skrillex plays a music which gathers people and brings them joy, that's all positive!
That guy (Mark E. Figs) just calls up to hatred against dubstep listeners and homosexuals for arbitrary reasons as charges of rapes, drugs consumption or other reprehensible things (notice that his accusations are based on fucking false rumous).
He gives a fake view of what a christian is! He only spreads disgusting invalid theories and should be an intolerant, homophobic, racist, fascist man! He is the real satanic one!
Please never forget it: we are all brothers and have to live together to make this word better, that is the real sense of our lives.
Others aren't like you? Your neighbour is different since he's black, jew, muslim, gay, wears in a different way, listens to Dubstep or Metal? So what?
As a conclusion, I will only quote Daft Punk: "we are human after all".
Please always keep it in your mind and do not adhere to the sectarian drifts of persons like this Figs... And continue listening to Skrillex! =p
Live in peace guys, enjoy your living and make the others enjoying their too!
#812 - anonymous (04/30/2012) [-]
fuck this shit, skrillex is the best.
#810 - anonymous (03/11/2012) [-]
>:( Well, first of all, the guy on the picture is NOT SONNY MOORE!!! Its a fan! And second of all, this crap is NOT TRUE!! Its BAD of you to put out crap of Sonny Moore! Shall i talk crap about you!!? I know this is suppose to be ''funny junk'', but talking shit about people behind their back, is NOT FUNNY!
#811 to #810 - anonymous (03/25/2012) [-]
Yes this is Sonny Moore, aka Skrillex. And OP is clearly not the author of this post.

I guess he just wanted to share this ridiculous article. I gotta confess that I laughed about the dumb biased author and I thank OP for that.
#806 - thelamalord (02/18/2012) [-]
Da fuck
Da fuck
User avatar #796 - sacredmagic (02/14/2012) [-]
I thought it was real. Crap....
#790 - anonymous (02/14/2012) [-]
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#789 - hauntzor (02/14/2012) [-]
Yes, all of this information is completely accurate. I spot no errors, bias or overblown claims in any shape or form in this very factual news report.
User avatar #788 - DualAction (02/14/2012) [-]
Don't worry guys its just satire :L
User avatar #786 - EvolutionOfFJ (02/14/2012) [-]
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ
#784 - anonymous (02/14/2012) [-]
Jesus, are you people that stupid? He is a troll, it's a "fake" article, get your heads out of your asses. Ever heard of uncyclopedia? Google it, there's some funny shit...   
   
Also: "Homosexual gays" --- GAYCEPTION
Jesus, are you people that stupid? He is a troll, it's a "fake" article, get your heads out of your asses. Ever heard of uncyclopedia? Google it, there's some funny shit...

Also: "Homosexual gays" --- GAYCEPTION
User avatar #783 - yyetaxa **User deleted account** (02/14/2012) [-]
It's all true. This guy is trying to pull you all into the fa­g lifestyle, if you are not already. Most of you atheists are unsaved by the good grace of God, but if you allow the lord our God and fight the fa­g agenda, you can be saved. What you must do is accept Jebus as your lord and saviour, and do not listen to the music of this gay homosexual, as he will brainwash you.
#782 - tannerman (02/14/2012) [-]
What i learned from this...
The Latin name for "homosexual Satan wasp" ( Google said it was "Homosexualis Sathanicum talem rettulit")
and
coffee = Ecstasy
Ecstasy = Terrorism
Starbucks = Al qaeda?
User avatar #781 - sorcha (02/14/2012) [-]
just listened to dubstep must get up and rape some people
#780 - enlil (02/14/2012) [-]
I had my daily dose of facepalm too, then i did some research, and i found out that it's a site dedicated for mass trolling.
#779 - anonymous (02/14/2012) [-]
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