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Long OC is LONGGGGGGG

Thanks for reading this far. Welcome to the comments!!! And also, yes, this is a true story.
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Submitted: 02/13/2012
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#198 - trololotrollytroll (02/14/2012) [-]
ROFL. I read this an hour ago, and i am still laughing
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#197 - scatmanjosh (02/14/2012) [-]
Guy reaction when catching fapping brother.....
Guy reaction when catching fapping brother.....
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#192 - yawisi (02/14/2012) [-]
**yawisi rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at 9/11 ** Bro's FW
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#185 - alexmaverick (02/14/2012) [-]
Basically your "girlfriend" knows kickboxing and is in a roller derby team..
<-- so this is you after sex

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User avatar #186 to #185 - angreif ONLINE (02/14/2012) [-]
or she is beeg russian gymnast named olga
"Olga say, prepare for pain leetle girly man"
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#200 to #188 - sirduckalot (02/14/2012) [-]
Thats just wrong
Thats just wrong
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User avatar #190 to #188 - angreif ONLINE (02/14/2012) [-]
that's just scary. now imagine her naked.
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User avatar #182 - comicallotus (02/14/2012) [-]
whyd he say his brother was bigger than him.......
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#181 - funnyjunkissofunny **User deleted account** (02/14/2012) [-]
**funnyjunkissofunny rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Restaurant ** mfw
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#180 - joykillur (02/14/2012) [-]
your girlfriend?
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#184 to #177 - tolllololol (02/14/2012) [-]
hahahahaha toenail clipping for you sir and take my .gif as well
hahahahaha toenail clipping for you sir and take my .gif as well
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#164 - iamdrlol (02/14/2012) [-]
So essentially, you're lesbians Thats awesome
So essentially, you're lesbians


Thats awesome
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User avatar #160 - fromthefuture (02/14/2012) [-]
I knew it was fake as soon asOH PEEmentioned he had a gf
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#139 - GoReMoTe ONLINE (02/14/2012) [-]
i feel as though I've read this before.
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#137 - rockstarwolf (02/14/2012) [-]
I thought this was going to be one of those, "but its my first time, im scared, help me" and then someone says something like "its okay, its only a rollercoaster"

Pic unrelated
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#205 to #137 - sirfistalot (02/14/2012) [-]
trammels

well fuck :(
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#204 to #137 - anonymous (02/14/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #2328535 at FJ Pony Thread ** ... a can of cola?.. ive already seen that video too!. . . . . fuck
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#203 to #137 - ninjawaffle (02/14/2012) [-]
A glass door...oh god
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User avatar #201 to #137 - namedoesntexist (02/14/2012) [-]
In soviet russia anus rape you
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User avatar #199 to #137 - evilanakie (02/14/2012) [-]
WTF a TV
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#194 to #137 - themightyderp (02/14/2012) [-]
pillow lol
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#193 to #137 - anonymous (02/14/2012) [-]
i am okay with this.
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User avatar #191 to #137 - HAMMATIMEZ (02/14/2012) [-]
A...a fireplace!?
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#189 to #137 - xireactiionsx (02/14/2012) [-]
Sour Patch Candy..... sour then sweet?
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#187 to #137 - anonymous (02/14/2012) [-]
A phone :/
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#183 to #137 - anonymous (02/14/2012) [-]
well fuck is my lamp o.O
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#179 to #137 - averagesol (02/14/2012) [-]
Looks like I get a water bottle...uh oh...
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User avatar #178 to #137 - markiie (02/14/2012) [-]
A FUCKING CHAIR -_____-"
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#176 to #137 - psychodude (02/14/2012) [-]
accoustic gutiar.....two of them actually -__-
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User avatar #175 to #137 - forsakenxii (02/14/2012) [-]
oh god, super glue anal rape
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User avatar #174 to #137 - goochmaster (02/14/2012) [-]
A pickle. so... shouldn't be too bad.
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#171 to #137 - kfagola (02/14/2012) [-]
A five finger death punch cd case
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User avatar #168 to #137 - randomrage (02/14/2012) [-]
a wall?
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#167 to #137 - anonymous (02/14/2012) [-]
my battery charger

meh... i've had worse
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#166 to #137 - anonymous (02/14/2012) [-]
Vikings are bitches. He would be the one anal raped.

Unless theres like lots of them, then they will win :/
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#165 to #137 - anonymous (02/14/2012) [-]
a big pink dildo.
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#163 to #137 - jdizzleoffthehizzl (02/14/2012) [-]
48 inch Sanyo Flatscreen.....well then, so long innocence!
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#162 to #137 - satexas (02/14/2012) [-]
A book. Bad news its about 900 pages long
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#161 to #137 - siraugustus (02/14/2012) [-]
A 5 foot tall dresser....we might have some problems.
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User avatar #158 to #137 - cynthain (02/14/2012) [-]
A teaspoon.
A fair amount of slight discomfort, but nothing compared to the eternity of mental instability caused by being anally raped by an insane gay viking with a spoon.
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User avatar #157 to #137 - atemysharpie (02/14/2012) [-]
Catcher in the Rye?
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#155 to #137 - anonymous (02/14/2012) [-]
my computer tower OUCH!!!!

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User avatar #154 to #137 - vanoreo (02/14/2012) [-]
A lamp....

taller than me...
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#153 to #137 - mistersockz (02/14/2012) [-]
My shoes.....but i just got that pair..... :(
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#152 to #137 - coliepolie (02/14/2012) [-]
I guess hes into bestiality... because my female dog is sitting next to me...
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User avatar #208 to #152 - rockstarwolf (02/14/2012) [-]
LMFAO. I just randomly imagined a viking, shoving an entire dog into someones ass.
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#150 to #137 - ashur ONLINE (02/14/2012) [-]
Again. It's my bookcase.

Fuck you.
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User avatar #149 to #137 - Lapper (02/14/2012) [-]
A roll of hockey tape.. great
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#148 to #137 - ruzzerttok (02/14/2012) [-]
But that's my bed, I would rather like it on its' frame not up my butt.
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#146 to #137 - anonymous (02/14/2012) [-]
Well... my dog will be in my anus soon...
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#145 to #137 - xxAmayaxx ONLINE (02/14/2012) [-]
It's my cat...I'm going to be anally raped with my cat?
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#142 to #137 - elvishound (02/14/2012) [-]
my ipod .....well at least it's not the fork right below it....
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User avatar #147 to #142 - rileyka (02/14/2012) [-]
a fan?!
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#141 to #137 - rougarte (02/14/2012) [-]
a Kippa i wore to temple yesterday
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User avatar #140 to #137 - Puddlles (02/14/2012) [-]
Theres nothing but empty space to my left

So I'm good!
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#143 to #140 - rougarte (02/14/2012) [-]
raped by emptynes...hmm interesting
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User avatar #144 to #143 - Puddlles (02/14/2012) [-]
yeah, i'm in an open area laying on my side.... nothing but sky to my left...
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#172 to #144 - anonymous (02/14/2012) [-]
Tissues? im okay with this.
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#136 - spanican (02/14/2012) [-]
**spanican rolled a random image posted in comment #124 at True Love **
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#135 - justderpin (02/14/2012) [-]
Your brother's face.
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#132 - beaztybot (02/14/2012) [-]
why did she talk to him after she knocked him out?

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