Oblivious Rage

That High!

**drunkasaurus rolls 063** ? one last try while the night is still young

**drunkasaurus rolls 330** ? maybe 2

**drunkasaurus rolls 358** ? SO FUCKING CLOSE

**drunkasaurus rolls 737** ? fingers crossed

**drunkasaurus rolls 503** ? aaaaaaaand fuck it

**drunkasaurus rolls 863** ? one last time

**drunkasaurus rolls 763** ?

**drunkasaurus rolls 871** ? screw you guys I'm going home

**drunkasaurus rolls 995** ? to sleep I mean

good. fucking. night.

**drunkasaurus rolls 717** ?

**drunkasaurus rolls 104** ? a;lksgja;oerighae;orighnaeo;ihbna;

I'm fucking awesome. How dare you.

**rollingoreo rolls 298**

**drunkasaurus rolls 059** ? I feel the same way, son. And that's certainly what we should have done. But what's finished is finished. And we can never take back the way in which we brutually slaughtered and devoured my wife... Your mother... The communities number one whore.

**drunkasaurus rolls 037** ? WHORE?! Mother was a whore?

**drunkasaurus rolls 298** ? HOW THE FUCK DID YOU THINK WE MADE MONEY, DERP?! I just sit around all day trying to roll tree fiddy! It's not like I had ajob! Your mother HAD to whore herself out to the highest bidder!

**drunkasaurus rolls 487** ? No! No! I don't believe it! You mean she even fucked... James?

**drunkasaurus rolls 311** ? Yes, son. She even fucked James. The inmate hating dolphin.

**drunkasaurus rolls 953** ? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. HOW COULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN

**drunkasaurus rolls 430** ? nigguh shut the fuck up. ALl of this, I did for you. I want a better life for our family. You think I like having to send your sister down to the street corner to sell meth rocks!? You think I ENJOY that?

**drunkasaurus rolls 081** ? Yes! I see how you look at her! You just want to support your meth habit! That's what this is all about, isn't it!?

**drunkasaurus rolls 832** ? How dare you. How fucking dare you. I smoke meth because it's the only way I feel alive. It's not for my idiotic son to judge me.

**drunkasaurus rolls 049** ? Idiotic? I get good grades in school! I am a good student! You're just a low life addict!

**drunkasaurus rolls 656** ? Oh look. It's judge judy. Coming over to judge up a storm! What fun!

**drunkasaurus rolls 609** ? DOn't talk to me! Don't ever talk to me again! You're crazy!

**drunkasaurus rolls 049** ? I'm crazy?! I'M FUCKING CRAZY?! You haven't seen shit yet! When I roll tree fiddy I'm gonna use your intestines as a belt. Just wait. Just see how you like being clothing. See how you feel about all of that. Just fucking wait.

**drunkasaurus rolls 970** ? *crying* how! How could this happen between us?! We used to be such good friends!

**drunkasaurus rolls 686** ? I'm your father, I'm not your friend, Derp. I would have a fancy intestine belt right now if I didn't need you for rolls.

Speaking of which, where is your tree fiddy? WHERE IS IT NOW, DAD?

**drunkasaurus rolls 940** ? RIGHT. FUCKING. HERE.

**drunkasaurus rolls 572** ? Oh wow, 940... Like anyone even cares, Dad. You're washed up. You're a nobody, and you can't even provide for the family. Tina makes all the money selling meth rocks down the street!

**drunkasaurus rolls 687** ? That may be true but at least she's grateful! What are you grateful for, Son?

**drunkasaurus rolls 446** ? I'm grateful I'm not dead already. Judging by the way you treat your family I should be long gone. Or at least in foster care.

**drunkasaurus rolls 694** ? what do you mean?

**drunkasaurus rolls 905** ? Long ago I held up hope for my rolling, and the true cumming of tree fiddy.

**drunkasaurus rolls 588** ? *gasp* what happened?

**drunkasaurus rolls 212** ? I lost my hope. My drive. I put all my hope in you when I ejaculated into your mother's vagina. I believed that one day you could roll and maybe I could finally be free

**drunkasaurus rolls 097** ? you mean that by having me as a child you were giving up? Putting your hope in something besides yourself?

**drunkasaurus rolls 716** ? yes son. That is exactly what I was doing. I know now that it was the correct decision

**drunkasaurus rolls 552** ? How can you say that? Sure, I'm here now; but you GAVE UP. You stopped doing everything you loved in the hopes that one day I would roll tree fiddy?

No, son. I gave up for a short while. There was a brief period of time where I didn't know what to do. But I could never stop rolling. I will always roll. I will always be on the watch for the coming of tree fiddy.

**drunkasaurus rolls 629** ? What made you start rolling again?

**drunkasaurus rolls 381** ? It was you, son. It was always you. I wanted a better life for you. I knew that if I rolled tree fiddy I could have all the toenail clippings in the land of FJ. And I need those toenail clippings. We need them for our family

**drunkasaurus rolls 379** ? I know father. I know we're poor. But I've always thought...

**drunkasaurus rolls 741** ? YOU'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT WHAT?! We are on the brink of starvation, Derp! We can't do this anymore! We need to be the ones in the kingdom of FJ that finally roll the coming of TREE MOTHERFUCKING FITTY! WE CAN'T WAIT MUCH LONGER

**drunkasaurus rolls 499** ? I know... I'm sorry father. I know we need this. I just can't... I just can't see it happening.

**drunkasaurus rolls 849** ? Son you need to believe. What have my mother and I always taught you?

**drunkasaurus rolls 631** ? I know, I know. You can do anything if you put enough effort into it

**drunkasaurus rolls 291** ? THAT'S MORTHERFUCKING CORRECT KNEE GROW! And I don't want to hear another word about it. We are rolling, and we will hail the coming of tree fiddy. We can do this. It's just you and I, Derp.

**drunkasaurus rolls 407** ? I miss mother, though. I just wish she could be here

**drunkasaurus rolls 723** ? She is here. She's in your heart, derp. She sees every roll you make.

**drunkasaurus rolls 242** ? Every roll, father?

**drunkasaurus rolls 762** ? Every roll, Derp. I wish she hadn't died in that unfortunate meat grinder accident, but facts are facts. Your mother was just delicious.

the problem is your comfortable with people your unattracted to so your not afraid to say things that are funny, possibly hint something sexual, and you will talk with confidence which they see as flirting. i have the same problem, i cant muster up the courage to talk to girls i like with the confidence i need because im too worried about what they will think and that i will say something wrong. my best advice is to absolutely not think about what they will think, just realize that you should talk normal, and if they dont like it, then they wont be attracted to you later on because its IMPOSSIBLE to always act "cool" - theres my 2 cents hope i made ur life better :)

... You might actually be right. Still doesn't quite explain why gay guys think I flirt with them though... Unless I'm doing it subconsciously, in which case my brain is a troll...

i think its completly subconscious ideas that is doing it and yeah ur brain is probably the best troll there is :P

New task: counter-troll my own brain.

Solution:
>force it to think about the saddest thing in your life
>rest of your brain starts feeling bad
>laugh it its pain
>realize now u feel pain
>feelsbadman.jpg
>cut ur wrists
>????
>profit.

lolwat

stare at this picture

wtf he begins to frown

**drunkasaurus rolls 554** ? one that will finally bring us tree fiddy

**drunkasaurus rolls 215** ? I'm starting to loose faith master. How can you be so sure of this?

**drunkasaurus rolls 150** ? I am sure of all things. Just like one day Kelly Klarkson will be obese; likewise, we will roll tree fiddy.

**drunkasaurus rolls 806** ? I cannot argue with that logic. You are infinitely wise

**drunkasaurus rolls 260** ? I could never accept such a compliment. Thank you so much young one.

**drunkasaurus rolls 218** ? It is my pleasure. How long until the coming of tree fiddy?

**drunkasaurus rolls 227** ? we can never be certain. The tree fiddy is a cunning and dangerous beast

**drunkasaurus rolls 173** ? But he WILL come?

**drunkasaurus rolls 544** ? we can only hope, son. We can only hope.

**drunkasaurus rolls 347** ? Well I hope we can do it father

**drunkasaurus rolls 878** ? SON. YOU WERE SO CLOSE

**drunkasaurus rolls 432** ? Was I? Was I really? I've never been happier! Will you stop hitting me now?

**drunkasaurus rolls 440** ? NEVER *me whips son* this pilgrimage to tree fiddy is all I have. We can make it.

**drunkasaurus rolls 166** ? I just don't know if I believe anymore. I don't know if I can face the hardships of the journey

**drunkasaurus rolls 191** ? Son. We all feel that way sometimes. But eventually, you need to grow up. You need to except your fate.

**drunkasaurus rolls 745** ? My fate? What do you mean?

**drunkasaurus rolls 646** ? ...It has been foretold... It has been foretold that someone from the drunkasaurus family would one days roll tree fiddy

**drunkasaurus rolls 626** ? You mean someday... Someday I will roll... And tree fiddy will come?

**drunkasaurus rolls 277** ? Well... It could be you, your sister, your lesbian aunt (wouldn't that be trifling), but yes. It COULD be you.

**drunkasaurus rolls 965** ? Could it be you father?

**elunen rolls 148**

**drunkasaurus rolls 224** ? everyone can roll tree fiddy

**drunkasaurus rolls 130** ? So it's really going to happen

**drunkasaurus rolls 815** ? yes, young man. One day: The man that lives in all computers will come through for us. All out suffering will be avenged! And we will finally roll tree fiddy