Every woman and man

is it bad if i know what movie this is from.

nope....im a girl and i dont give a f about getting married....i want zombies more...:D

When all else fails. use a katana.

Then what?

Im locking myself in a super walmart. Every weapon i need and food that will last eternities.

And every gay man knows exactly how to plan a zombie-chic wedding.

I have a detailed plan for both so ha!! :p

Lololol the dude in the front right looks like a tweeker

Oh please, I'm a girl and the only thought about a marriage that I've had was getting that damn certificate signed. I've put more thought into preparing for zombies then anything.

I also know who I'll sacrifice first if it happened at work...

Shiiiiiiiiit those be tha fakest zombies I ever did see

lol as soon as i saw the Zombie thing a commercial started playing about how to use Lysol to protect against viruses and germs that could cause many problems.

>Be 16
>Be preparing for zombie apocalypse.
>Friends part of plan.
>Zombie apocalypse commences.
>We engage the plan, headed to stock up on food.
>Store abandoned.
>Or so we thought.
>We grab provisions and head toward the door.
>Cashier shows up out of no where.
>Not a zombie.
>We ask him if he wants to come with.
>He just stares at the groceries we were about to steal.
>Then he says "Imma need about Tree-Fiddy.
>Thats when i realized that the cashier was an 8 story tall crustacean from the Paleolithic Era.
>God damned Loch-Ness Monster tricked me again!

the black zombie kid makes me laugh everytime

Realistically almost everyone praying for a zombie apocalypse will be a zombie

Should be- Every woman knows what they are gonna do for their wedding. And every man knows what they're gonna do the night after.