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Buy a forest.

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Submitted: 02/13/2012
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User avatar #152 - firegrunt (02/17/2012) [-]
I had a very similar idea, but instead I would adopt 8 or so 6 to 10 year-old. drop them off in a deep part of a forest (without them seeing me.) They will have a set of assorted tools, ax, hammer, shovel, ect. I would have a pre-made small house built, and a garden. every once a week I would seen them messages telling them what to do, or how to do something. I AM THEIR GOD. Oh and I might throw in some fruit roll-ups to them if they run low on food.
#150 - skuser ONLINE (02/14/2012) [-]
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#147 - haluan (02/14/2012) [-]
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User avatar #146 - LULZOR (02/14/2012) [-]
Strangely I have had a similar thought.

>Become polygamist
>Have 20 children (mixed races)
>Keep them underground in the dark away from society
>Tell them the world has ended and everyone on the surface are demons
>Release them when they are 20
>Watch their reactions

#143 - jawdan (02/14/2012) [-]
Well this totally isn't one of the highest rated highDEAs ever.
Well this totally isn't one of the highest rated highDEAs ever.
#142 - roflcopterkklol (02/14/2012) [-]
There is a midget village in china.
they have little midget houses and everything.
#140 - schwarzenschwanz (02/14/2012) [-]
5th time ive heard this joke on this site. why must people put no effort towards being funny any more? we are now toenail clippinging up post that have a blank background and 10 words on it.... wtf man?
#139 - anonymous (02/14/2012) [-]
It's not even like you did any digging its been the top post on highdeas for like 2 years...

User avatar #138 - jakeizzzzle **User deleted account** (02/14/2012) [-]
**jakeizzzzle rolls 742,120,578** OK I will not stop till I get a full set no matter the toenail clippings!
#135 - frotw (02/14/2012) [-]
Am I the only one who immediately thought of making them believe they're hobbits in the Shire?
User avatar #134 - blindllama (02/14/2012) [-]
Highdeas.......Really OP?
#133 - poophed (02/14/2012) [-]
you got this from highdeas
#144 to #133 - nooblolol (02/14/2012) [-]
It's a joke that has been passed around the internet a lot. I've seen it on about every site like FJ, Damnlol, 9Lamar Smith, reddit, and even on facebook so it's not their OC.
User avatar #136 to #133 - presidental (02/14/2012) [-]
as i have been saying i have never known about that site and i have been giving credit in my comments just like about to to do now


THE OC BELONGS TO THIS SITE!
highdeas.com/offbeat/Midget...
#127 - anonymous (02/14/2012) [-]
If you ever find yourself alone in a forest and it turns completely silent, do not under any circumstances move.
User avatar #149 to #127 - tehspazz (02/14/2012) [-]
why?
User avatar #125 - btbhead (02/14/2012) [-]
Really? Just posting the #1 ever voted thing on highdeas? I have never once bitched about retoasts but this is a new level of retoast.

User avatar #129 to #125 - influential (02/14/2012) [-]
Link? I looked on the site but i couldn't find it
User avatar #130 to #129 - influential (02/14/2012) [-]
Ooop, posted too soon
User avatar #128 to #125 - presidental (02/14/2012) [-]
as i have been saying i have never known about that site and i have been giving credit in my comments just like about to to do now


THE OC BELONGS TO THIS SITE!
highdeas.com/offbeat/Midget...
#124 - pingasbomb (02/14/2012) [-]
**pingasbomb rolled a random image posted in comment #89 at Who remembers this awesome shit?? ** o o make this the devil
User avatar #123 - googleguy (02/14/2012) [-]
retoast
User avatar #120 - dorumon (02/14/2012) [-]
sorry it's from hideas

#122 to #120 - jettripleseven (02/14/2012) [-]
i don't think he knows how to reply to comments guys
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