Buy a forest.. . Buy a forest. Adopt It midget babies every year {mixed race}. Be the only around and raise them to think you' re their god.. I've got 56 acres (Not even kidding) now I need midgets!
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#27 - ummmmchicken (02/13/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I've got 56 acres (Not even kidding) now I need midgets!
I've got 56 acres (Not even kidding) now I need midgets!
#84 - misterTOAST (02/14/2012) [-]
now what?
User avatar #6 - elkkuprkl (02/13/2012) [+] (2 replies)
i'd rather buy an island. this makes it harder for them to come in contact with other humans.
User avatar #76 - teggeta (02/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Yeah no problem, let me just go to my local forest store.
User avatar #22 - xcmxcmx (02/13/2012) [+] (4 replies)
you know if u buy a square foot of land in scotland (50 bucks online) you can legally change your name on any documents including your drivers licens to having "lord" before it. ******* . epic.
#89 - captchaftwblaa (02/14/2012) [-]
Buy a forest. Adopted 8 midget babies....
#114 - tonybony (02/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
That is the greatest idea that I have ever heard...but I am a dick and would cause a great race war between the midgets by secretly telling the black ones they were the "chosen midgets" and then secretly tell the whites that they alone had claim to the "holy land". Then once they start fighting and ask for my help I will be nowhere to be found. They will have no choice but to engage in a midget crusade. I will place cameras all over the forest taping the war and posting it online making billions. I will then sell the rights to google for a mere 14.6 trillion dollars.
#93 - dickorcock (02/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
At least give credit, OP.
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#18 - destroyoncontact (02/13/2012) [+] (2 replies)
retoast
User avatar #125 - btbhead (02/14/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Really? Just posting the #1 ever voted thing on highdeas? I have never once bitched about retoasts but this is a new level of retoast.

#142 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (02/14/2012) [-]
There is a midget village in china.
they have little midget houses and everything.
#12 - megamanfan (02/13/2012) [-]
then what?
#135 - frotw (02/14/2012) [-]
Am I the only one who immediately thought of making them believe they're hobbits in the Shire?
#109 - castielle (02/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#44 - calsamurai (02/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #24 - jurassicparkerr (02/13/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure the tallest person in the world feels like a freak, not a God.
User avatar #17 - trandhal (02/13/2012) [-]
Not sure if I remember it correctly:

>>Adopt a number of babies
>>Buy a farm with no electronic equipments or modern technology in a rural area
>>Raise the kids telling them it's the year of 1800, and explain that the entire world is just as untechnological as your farm.
>>One day, drive to a metropolian city and drop them off right on the street.
>>Watch eyes pop and brain explodes

The original one is much better worded than this :-/
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