My friend and McDonald's

Im sorry, an EuroLamar Smith here.. how many cents is a quarter?

I'm losing faith in human intelligence everyday....

This happened when I bought 2 games at Wal-mart. I miscounted my money 3 times (I was tired) and handed the clerk what I thought was $100. (The total came to $95-ish) I recounted my money after I left, I only gave them $60 . They gave me 5 dollars back. I didn't even feel bad, the employee screwed up.

happened to me at gamestop hfw

>Be Canadian
>Read "one dollar bill"
>The fuck is that?
>realize American $$ is different
>Feel stupid

>Went to QT and got a milkshake
>close to about 5 bucks
>Hand the dude a 20
>He is chatting with his douchebaggy friend while giving me change back
>He pulls out 4 fives instead of 3
>I went to the gas station with a 20, and left with a free milkshake and some spare change.

And that is the exact reason why she works at McDonald's.... Highschool drop outs, what can we do about them.

>getting snacks at the movie with a bro
>both getting icees
>icees cost $4.25 (fucking theatre mark up)
>my friend orders his
>gives her a $10 bill
>gets $15.75 back
>I order mine
>give her $10 as well
>only get $4.25 back
<me and my bros faces when

It's McDonald's man. What were you expecting?

>Went to Walmart

>Badass Car calender

>Pay 1.31$ for it

>Got 1.31$ change

>???

>Profit with Free Calender

>True Story

>Busy Chistmas time at store
>Working as a cashier
>Old angry lady comes to my cash complaining about the store (we didn't had what she wanted)
>Total is $ 12,72
>The lady gave me $ 22,72 (one twenty bill and change)
Expecting that I would give her back a $ 10 bill
>I put the change aside
>Gave her back $ 7,28 and her change
>Closed my cash so I can't open it without a supervisor
>Pissed off lady started yelling at my supervisor that I should get fired
>Supervisor called the security

>Best day at job ever

sort of the same thing happened to me twice, i went to burger kind and handed the clerk a $10 (my bill was $15 exactly) and she handed me a 20 instead of a 5 in change and i immediately handed it back and said she gave me the wrong amount and she refused to take it back claiming she's not stupid and knows how to make proper change. another time i was leaving him depot and forgot to pay for the 25 foot ladder i was carrying, so i walked back in to pay for it and the manager refused to let me pay claiming that he would have noticed me leaving with a 25 foot ladder that i didn't pay for...

>Get something worth $4.25
>Pay $5
>$1.75 change
>$4.25+$1.75=$6
>profit!

But you got an extra dollar.
Be grateful for their stupidity!