FriendZoned Fast

You're reply should have been, "Fuck you, fuck your dog..." Slam door in face. LIKE A BOSS!

There you go

Rape the dog

>fall in love with a girl who dresses like a whore
>complain when she's cheating on you

men's logic.

but wait, if both her arms are by her body...who was holding the camera....

I'd much rather take care of your pussy...

if anyone wants an x-ray...

what you see from your study window ;D

oh we'll watch your dog, but hes gunna need about tree fiddy.

Who else expected it to be Tree Fiddy?

heh heh
nips.

The only successful way to get out of the friend zone. The friend zone passport. This passport is an invitation extended by a female to a male friend she's attracted to letting him know it's okay to cross the "line" (of friendship). She will somehow set the guy up to make the "first move" usually by heavy and often obvious flirting she may downplay if caught in public. Seldom will she be straightforward about her feelings but will drop enough clues for a guy to trip over. This passport is normally available for a limited time only. The longer the friendship lasts, the less likely a friend zone passport will be granted. Note that these passports must be granted, not applied for. If a guy puts in an "application" for a friend zone passport it's almost always denied and leads to a deportation to the estranged zone- a place worse than the friend zone, worse than being a complete stranger

Was totally expecting tree fiddy, was pleasantly surprised lol

slam the door on that hoe and go out nd party urself