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Do the monkey with me!
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Submitted: 02/13/2012
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#10 - anonymous (03/11/2012) [-]
You can pinch your nose to stop the sneezing
#9 - bubmeister (02/14/2012) [-]
To stop yourself from sneezing, try pressing your tongue against the roof of your mouth, to sneeze faster, look at a bright light
User avatar #8 - rzrback (02/14/2012) [-]
>Someone sneezes
>"Bless you"
>They sneeze again
>"Bless you again"
>They sneeze again
>"....The fuck is wrong with you?"
User avatar #7 - alphagex (02/14/2012) [-]
-Sombody sneeze in class

-i tell them Bless you my child

-all class laugh
User avatar #6 - CarlosRayNorris ONLINE (02/14/2012) [-]
i thought we were done with these
#1 - traviver (02/13/2012) [-]
I hate when somebody sneezes, and somebody says "bless you". Then you sneeze shortly after, and nobody says a word.   
I mean, fuck you too, goddamn blesser! Why are you so stingy with the blessings? I have feelings too, you know?   
..Motherfucker.
I hate when somebody sneezes, and somebody says "bless you". Then you sneeze shortly after, and nobody says a word.
I mean, fuck you too, goddamn blesser! Why are you so stingy with the blessings? I have feelings too, you know?
..Motherfucker.
User avatar #5 to #1 - barpmeep (02/13/2012) [-]
i feel ya man. I was the unpopular kid so barely anyone said bless you to me. And when they DID say bless you i'd jizz my pants with happiness
User avatar #3 to #1 - MilitaryBox (02/13/2012) [-]
-You sneeze. No one to say bless you.

-Popular girl sneezes. Everyone else- "BLESS YOU! GOD BLESS YOU! FUCK, SUCK MY DICK BLESS YOU!"

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#4 to #3 - traviver (02/13/2012) [-]
EXACTLY.   
What they do can't even be categorized as a sneeze, it's like some chipmunk got a cock up the ass. That's the sound of a popular girl sneezing.
EXACTLY.
What they do can't even be categorized as a sneeze, it's like some chipmunk got a cock up the ass. That's the sound of a popular girl sneezing.
#2 to #1 - jackbo (02/13/2012) [-]
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