oh shit

**megashot rolls 618** okay calm yo nigga tits

Be 35
Take wife to dinner
plan proposal
get in touch with waiter
make him put ring in food and wait for her to find it
she ate everything
fuck she swallowed it
tell her she swallowed engagement ring
well this is awkward
she goes straight to E.R.
fill out paper work and shit
walk to her room
open the door
get on the floor
shit dropped my glasses
ask doctor if ring will be taken out
she swallowed it and it went down the wrong pipe
oh fuck she might die
we can save her
on one condition
Im gonna need about tree fiddy
realize doctor is an 8 story tall prehistoric beast from the creotacious period.
MFW

£3.50*

This episode is on right now on VIVA!

**creepinlikeatroll rolls 150** i got dis

**datyoungass rolls 342** ill just check

Tree fitty.

*taunt taunt taunt taunt*

**thepopnfresh rolled a random image posted in comment #282 at Goddamn Animal Crossing ** 1.Its a scottish myth so fuck the dollars 2.TREE FIDDY!

So like this one time i was faping at porn during the night Alright,then i enter this awesome site, Derptube.com then it says Low membership BE a memeber now!, I'am like Oh nice i click to know how much it is,,Guess what, FUCKEN 3 FIDDY! Is that moment i realised, The Loch ness Monster was into my computer!


Ps: i know the jokes sucks balls but A for effort?

you know, i wonder if people the who haven't watched the south park episode say "three dollars and fifty cents" when they read it, instead of "three fiddy"

i'll do it for about tree fiddy

fuck i lold

It would be £3.50
Nessie is in Scotland
We use the pound.