Portal

#53 - eiramart (02/14/2012) [-]

#51 - kneegur (02/13/2012) [-]

**kneegur rolled a random image posted in comment #61 at Inventions comp 1 **

#49 - supermegasherman (02/13/2012) [-]

#50 to #49 - supermegasherman (02/13/2012) [-]

**supermegasherman rolls 773**

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#47 - carnagejc (02/13/2012) [-]

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#44 - anonymous (02/13/2012) [-]

I'm not gay, but I would try this because it's masterbation, not gay sex.
THANK YOU APATURE SCIENCE!
and thanks for the propulsion gel

#52 to #44 - pirox ONLINE (02/13/2012) [-]

It's true you know, but I wouldn't fuck my hair asshole.
Id probalbly give myself a blowjob that way, cause i cannot reach it the conventional way.

#46 to #44 - wolverinebamf (02/13/2012) [-]

I wouldn't fuck my ass, but I would try several other forms of masturbation with portals.

#41 - jeph (02/13/2012) [-]

**jeph rolled a random image posted in comment #2240736 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfwOH PEEhas a 2ft long cack

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#40 - idomything (02/13/2012) [-]

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#33 - criordan (02/13/2012) [-]

I dont think anyone would tell you to go fuck yourself if you told them you got a portal gun

Op just likes taking it in the ass and he knows it

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#20 - anonymous (02/13/2012) [-]

But it's impossible! As you thrust forward your anus moves forward as well keeping it stationary and not in your anus.

#21 to #20 - killyojoy (02/13/2012) [-]

thats why you put the portal closer together

#22 to #21 - frizb (02/13/2012) [-]

But even if they are closer together, as you thrust your dick forward, your ass would go forward as well, making it impossible to fuck yourself.

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#25 to #22 - mcstorms (02/13/2012) [-]

WHat do You have a small dick or something?

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#27 to #25 - frizb (02/13/2012) [-]

WHat do You have a small brain or something?

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#28 to #27 - mcstorms (02/13/2012) [-]

No Im simply insinuating that with an average sized cack it should be no problem

#32 to #28 - frizb (02/13/2012) [-]

Either you don't know how portals work, you're trolling, or you're really that dumb. Either way, I'm not going to put forth anymore effort into explaining my point. I just hope you were trolling.

#23 to #22 - killyojoy (02/13/2012) [-]

Im saying so close that you dont need to thrust.,

#24 to #23 - frizb (02/13/2012) [-]

LOL so you just stand there with your dick in your butt?

#26 to #24 - killyojoy (02/13/2012) [-]

We never said you had to go back and forth

#30 to #26 - frizb (02/13/2012) [-]

I don't think that will be fucking yourself, though. That's just standing there with your dick in your butt. Post below ours related.

#31 to #30 - killyojoy (02/13/2012) [-]

Intercourse is just the penetration.... intercourse=sex=fucking, there you go you fucked yourself

#35 to #31 - frizb (02/13/2012) [-]

I can't believe I really just looked up the definition of sexual intercourse. I am really bored.

sexual intercourse

— n

the act carried out for procreation or for pleasure in which, typically, the insertion of the male's erect cack into the female's vagina is followed by rhythmic thrusting usually culminating in orgasm; copulation;

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#34 to #31 - anonymous (02/13/2012) [-]

Unless you think outside the box... move the walls, not yo' ass.

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#48 to #34 - whatisthischeese (02/13/2012) [-]

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#39 to #34 - anonymous (02/13/2012) [-]

Silly anon, portals can't exist on moving surfaces, so the portal would disappear once you moved the surface it was on. Gotta start thinking with portals, mate.

#42 to #39 - etrose (02/13/2012) [-]

Play portal 2
Yes they can.

#37 to #34 - dagnii (02/13/2012) [-]

or get really close and get a boner so your dick moves without moving your ass

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#36 to #34 - frizb (02/13/2012) [-]

LOL! You win, sir.

#43 to #36 - anonymous (02/13/2012) [-]

Curses! All my intelligent posts are on Anon! The toenail clippings are worthless!

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#19 - anonymous (02/13/2012) [-]

that's right....

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#16 - schlecht (02/13/2012) [-]

OP.

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#15 - nickyandkamy (02/13/2012) [-]

**nickyandkamy rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Sleeping cats comp **

Then i gave a fuck

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