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Why isn't there an app for this
Seriously. This would SAVE LIVES.
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It's not like you're going to stop and think if you should send it. If you're drunk you're gonna press ok, then send, and go on with the rest of your fucking day.
actually they have an app for this... for Twitter included.
I just don't know the name
I just don't know the name
Some people (myself included) can retain their ability to write fluently and grammatically when drunk. It's amazing how many people have accused me of being perfectly sober when I've been almost paralytic simply because I could write a message without fucking up the English language.
The reason for that? Because dumb bitches on facebook and stuff try to act like they're drunk by typing:
"Yyehhjf haf a gudd nittt llz!!!! Luv u guuuuyyyyyyyyyyyysssssssssssss!", (Sorry grammar nazi's)
And so, the people who are their friends who assume they are now "SO HARDCORE!" also assume that is how everyone is when they are drunk.
"Yyehhjf haf a gudd nittt llz!!!! Luv u guuuuyyyyyyyyyyyysssssssssssss!", (Sorry grammar nazi's)
And so, the people who are their friends who assume they are now "SO HARDCORE!" also assume that is how everyone is when they are drunk.
#25 -
insevin ONLINE (02/13/2012) [-]
toenail clipping down. We dont need sobriety apps. -_-
Fucking cops just scan you with an iPhone and you go to jail, no thanks.
Fucking cops just scan you with an iPhone and you go to jail, no thanks.
> ask you If you want to send a message
> only accept "okay" as an answer
> only accept "okay" as an answer
His spelling is perfect for a drunk guy. Maybe he is of sound mind! Or just that good...
#19 -
steviedavis (02/13/2012) [-]
For a few years I've been sayin that all phones should be required to have a breathalyzer test on them that you must pass before allowed to call anyone.
I have never seen this original, extraordinary, very funny image.
*Ahem*
*Ahem*
#8 -
jurassicparkerr (02/13/2012) [-]
I don't think it makes a difference when there's no recipient.



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