Give him the kick

Every night I journey to a land of wicked and beautiful madness...Where reality has no sway, and fantasy is king. A place where all things wonderful and terrible are possible.

Yeah, last time I mix LSD and Taco Bell.

Last dream i had was there was some sort of massive disaster and there were monsters i couldn't really ever see, all i knew was i needed to shoot them or i died. So i was firing like a boss then i realized was was dreaming (Boo yeah lucid dream)
So then i stood up and like rambo started shooting left and right, then everything turned Mario style and i shot all the monster (who had turned into teddy bears).
It all got really messed up, and had a sex scene which had my best friend (Girl)

So yeah, i woke up pretty darn happy

every dream iv had for the past two weeks have been about the zombie apocalypse ... :I

what does it mean?

Dream last night < no joke.
> it be my 18 birthday... again
> talking to grandmother
>she tells me that someone has a gift for me, she opens a door
> Santa clause walks in.
>he reaches into his bag and pulls out a WW2 rifle and gives it to me.
> Me: "Nan why did you give me a rifle for my birthday?"
> Grandmother: "because we're going to Vietnam for a vacation!"
> door opens up , sister and friend walks in
> Them: "hey lets go rollerblading!"
> Me: "OK!"
> Roller blades magically appear on my feet and we somehow teleport into the school gymnasium which has been formed into a hardcore rollerblading course.
> we start going through the course making awesome jumps and rail slides. (never been rollerblading before)
> We stop and the course magically disappears.
> We hear singing coming from the door way.
> Voldemort and Snape walk in from around the corner and begin to sing a duet! WTF.jpg
> They stop singing and my grade 9 teacher takes a microphone and begins to perform stand up comedy.
> He stops and we hear more music coming from the stage.
> Fucking Foo Fighter are performing at my school for my birthday.
> I wake up really happy and immediately try to go back to sleep.

That feel when you have a dream of you with a girl you know and your in love and you think it's real but when you wake up you have crushing sadness because you know it will never happen. Hasnt happend to me in forever, but they still suck.

I once had a dream where me, my sister, and my mom were going to go to this royal ball or something, and we were all going to get dresses. So we went to the store, and I got some sort of princess dress with the pointy hat. Then I realized that I was going to be late, so instead of getting in the car like a sane person would, I picked up the bottom of my dress so I wouldn't fall. Then, as I was running down the road, my bus driver pulled up and started laughing at me. Then she slowly drove away, and some of the girls looked at me in disgust. Then, I arrived at what I assume to be the destination of the ball. But, when I got there, the only thing there was a giant mechanical cyclops. No castle, no royal building, just the cyclops. The robot raised its fist into the air, but only halfway, so it was like that Native American greeting from Peter Pan or something. Then, its fist opened up, not like forming a hand, but it literally OPENED UP. There was a blonde woman in a red dress standing there, I assume she was the hostess, or the greeter, or something. Then, the ground rose up, and then me, my mom, and all the other guests were lifted up to the entrance. When I was walking in though, my dress caught on the gears, and it made oil spray on me and it tore my dress. So there I was, the laughing stock of the ball. I was covered in oil, wearing a torn dress.

Did I mention that I'm a dude by the way? I think that may be a useful tidbit to know.

**ninaf rolled a random image posted in comment #2066894 at FJ Pony Thread ** My dreams... NSFW? :d

**zombiesfearme rolled a random image posted in comment #630 at op delivers again part twoooo ** my dreams every tuesday night.

**snowdragon rolled a random image posted in comment #676 at Funnyjunk social thread ** my dreams

MFW my most recent dream was me shopping in the Mall of America, ten times its original size and all they were selling were Spiderman masks, David Tennant trench coats, Cheez its, Komodo dragons and waterproof mascara and this random old guy came up to me asking if I had any melatonin.

I once dreamed about a slice of bread that ate me up :(
<- MFW I woke up

**superactiontaco rolled a random image posted in comment #2209387 at FJ Pony Thread ** what i dream about

**doctrine rolls 03** Dubs? Dubs.