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The Listener (OC by me)

True story.
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#132 - kalimah (02/13/2012) [-]
i love the way he talks
a lot of people find it anoying and unbereable but i find it funny
#137 to #132 - anonymous (02/13/2012) [-]
I thought so too, and having him follow you around singing songs is priceless.
#130 - krazykorn (02/13/2012) [-]
New player to PC and Skryim, can anyone just fill me in on something real quick? Was it wrong for me to go to the Stormcloaks? Because a lot of people in cities hate me now. Oh, and how far along am I when I have to find the Elder Scroll to learn Dragon rend?

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#146 to #130 - punchyobuns (02/14/2012) [-]
sure got my attention...
User avatar #135 to #130 - Wingwongwillie ONLINE (02/13/2012) [-]
It doesn't really matter what direction you go on for the civil war quests, but I went Imperial.

As for the elder scroll, you're about two quests away from finishing the main quests. Good luck, mate! I'd recommend you get a really good weapon for it.
User avatar #133 to #130 - kalimah (02/13/2012) [-]
theres no wrong side
either way some people will hate you
#125 - comradechaos (02/13/2012) [-]
Cicero rocks the Casbah!
#121 - tehdragoon (02/13/2012) [-]
What school you go to?
User avatar #120 - Yuiopy (02/13/2012) [-]
We did that at school and the teacher in charge of it lost mine. He also lost my exam exemption. I hate him.
#119 - trollmobile ONLINE (02/13/2012) [-]
from the second i met him on the road and he opened his mouth, i wanted to murder him in the most gruesome way possible, then fus ro da him off the largest fucking cliff i could find, cut him and shoot him untill there is nothing left of him to hit, burn the remains, that sort of thing.   
&lt;-- mfw i realized i had to bear with his voice throughout the dark brotherhood quests.
from the second i met him on the road and he opened his mouth, i wanted to murder him in the most gruesome way possible, then fus ro da him off the largest fucking cliff i could find, cut him and shoot him untill there is nothing left of him to hit, burn the remains, that sort of thing.
<-- mfw i realized i had to bear with his voice throughout the dark brotherhood quests.
#122 to #119 - JohnE ONLINE (02/13/2012) [-]
He's my favorite companion though.

"Cicero is hungry, he needs a sweetroll.... Or a carrot..."
Makes me smile every time
User avatar #124 to #122 - trollmobile ONLINE (02/13/2012) [-]
i shot him once in each leg, then in the face, at my first chance of getting to kill him, i also shot him innumerable times before i was allowed to kill him...
#127 to #124 - JohnE ONLINE (02/13/2012) [-]
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#117 - joee (02/13/2012) [-]
**joee rolls 359**
#116 - iheartponysausage ONLINE (02/13/2012) [-]
I thought le was done with and I was happy. I am no longer happy...
User avatar #114 - shallowloqi ONLINE (02/13/2012) [-]
Apparently he's a good ass follower. I am gonna let him live this time though.
User avatar #112 - leveetothechevy (02/13/2012) [-]
i was fucking EXTREMELY nooby when the quest came up where you were supposed to kill him. i went in to the abandoned sanctuary, ran past all the stupid ghost things, and then got to him. the ghosts were gonna kill me, so i had to run away. i still got the jester clothes, though. they were on a table and i grabbed them as i was running for my nooby little life.
#110 - thisotherdude (02/13/2012) [-]
I loved killing the annoying bastard, not as much as I enjoyed killing Astrid though, fucking sellout whore.
#103 - eowyn (02/13/2012) [-]
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Killed him and stole his clothes.

I am a horrible person.
User avatar #106 to #103 - jirichi (02/13/2012) [-]
You're supposed to kill him.



And his clothes are fucking awesome, why not?
#109 to #106 - anonymous (02/13/2012) [-]
You don't have to kill him. If you choose not to, he comes back to help you later. Also, you can find his clothes on a table near the entrance to the Dawnstar sanctuary when you are first sent to kill him.

User avatar #111 to #109 - jirichi (02/13/2012) [-]
Those Jester's clothes are shit, the one he wears with his name have better stats. Also, no one should let that annoying backstabbing prick live.
User avatar #113 to #111 - eowyn (02/13/2012) [-]
I only stole them to sell them, to be fair.
User avatar #105 to #103 - spongebobbler (02/13/2012) [-]
I would've killed him as soon as I saw him but it wouldn't let me..
User avatar #123 to #105 - protomanrules (02/13/2012) [-]
if you kill astrid in the cabin where she first trys to get you to join a quest named "destorying the darkbrotherhood pops up" idk if you kill him since hes not usually theer in the begining. but you can also destroy the theives guild
User avatar #107 to #105 - eowyn (02/13/2012) [-]
Oh good. I seem to get a lot of hate for not letting him live at the end.
#102 - rattman (02/13/2012) [-]
ninja cat approves
ninja cat approves
#100 - alphagex (02/13/2012) [-]
Hail Sithis!
#104 to #100 - Joshiem (02/13/2012) [-]
J'zargo give me your fire cloak!
J'zargo give me your fire cloak!
#108 to #104 - alphagex (02/13/2012) [-]
You could hire us to do it
#98 - Sasher (02/13/2012) [-]
You motherfucker
User avatar #141 to #98 - allidoisfapfapfap (02/13/2012) [-]
Yes! Somebody noticed! :D toenail clippings for you my good sir!
#96 - trevorno (02/13/2012) [-]
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User avatar #95 - iesuschristus (02/13/2012) [-]
A true story? A clown came to you and started yelling "You are the listener!" ?
#118 to #95 - misterhobo (02/13/2012) [-]
Have you not played Skyrim?
User avatar #129 to #118 - iesuschristus (02/13/2012) [-]
I have played Skyrim,but at a friend's house. I do not own any consoles,nor do i have a powerful computer to play skyrim,unfortunately.
User avatar #131 to #129 - misterhobo (02/13/2012) [-]
This jester is a character from the Dark Brotherhood questline who happens to be delightfully insane.
User avatar #140 to #131 - iesuschristus (02/13/2012) [-]
Everything's clear now. :)
User avatar #93 - theintelligentanon (02/13/2012) [-]
...Because the listener was first featured in Skyrim...
User avatar #94 to #93 - thepopnfresh (02/13/2012) [-]
i cant find him in skyrim :/
User avatar #97 to #94 - TheOneKing (02/13/2012) [-]
you are the listener if you play through the Dark Brotherhood story
User avatar #101 to #97 - thepopnfresh (02/13/2012) [-]
o im saving the dark bro for when i get bored with being a brute/thief/smiff/jew/soldier/husband done most.
#90 - torkildsen (02/13/2012) [-]
I let poor Cicero live both of the times I did the Dark Brotherhood questline. I'm a special kind of nice
User avatar #99 to #90 - TheOneKing (02/13/2012) [-]
I let him live because he was right in trying to kill them for dishonoring the Night Mother. I almost finished the job for him.
#91 to #90 - kibbleis (02/13/2012) [-]
How do save him?
How do save him?
#92 to #91 - torkildsen (02/13/2012) [-]
Just walk away and return to Sigrid, lie to her and say he's dead
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